Anybody know what the warranty period is...

[Bob Peale]

on a new @*%#@ baby?

 

[Guest]

 

[morninggirl5]

The warranty expires as soon as you take them home from the hospital.


Is Nod giving you problems tonight?

 

[sunstruck]

Is it the feeding problem? Or the I can see daddy therefore I am going to scream until he picks me up problem.

Or the I know what's wrong with me but you can't figure it out so I'm going to cry until you start to cry and I know you're feeling my pain problem?

 

[Cierra_Dessert]

Don't sweat it. The older they get, the worse it gets, so enjoy it!

 

[perks]

my warranty said...


LAST TAG NO BACKSIES


LOVE, THE FUCKERS




I feel for ya, sugah.

 

[Bob Peale]

heh heh

I'm going to laugh like a madman at the sonofabitch that gets here.

I'll may $1,000,000 for THAT wedding

 

[LukkyKnight]

I tried to return one once, BP, but they said I didn't have the actual receipt so it was no deal. I had bills out the umm.... lots of bills from the visit where we got the sucker, but they said that didn't prove it was the same one so there was no way they could even do an exchange, let alone a refund.

 

[MissTaken]

Damn!

And I thought it was a lifetime unconditional warranty!


Awww nuts.




It gets better, Bob. You know that, hon

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Cheyenne]

heh heh

I'm going to laugh like a madman at the sonofabitch that gets here.

I'll may $1,000,000 for THAT wedding

Bob is making typos? You ARE tired, aren't you!

And the day you walk her down the aisle is the day your heart breaks to see her go.

 

[Weird Harold]

on a new @*%#@ baby?

Your warranty paperwork is in the instruction manual.

What? You didn't get an instruction manual either?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

1 year or 10,000 diapers