Anybody from Wales
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riffmaker2003
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i am in london area would love to chat msn me (E-mail removed. Please read and respect the Site Rules.)
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Different Guy
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Gender?
studmuffin75
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I could help you!! Im just outside wales though... Wirral?
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donbiryani
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I'm in Swansea. Are you at the University?
Matadore
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Not in the business...
Ah lovely lady, would that I could. I suppose that one could say that I was from Wales at one time.
It's not that I'm afflicted with ED or any disease, drug or curse. I'm just afraid that I'm too old to be appealing for you. Not to drift into hyperbole, I have done my share of instructing virgins in the charms of love and the satisfaction of lust. I hope that you don't think ill of me, but deflowering starry eyed coeds is not always the wondrous fountain of joy and overreaching physical pleasure that some might have you think. I do encourage and praise you for your efforts to rid yourself of your natural but unfortunate condition.
On that point, if I may offer you some advice; choose wisely and be picky about your first partner. Select a man (I hope that I'm not being presumptuous in assuming you are looking for a heterosexual first experience, it is hard to tell these days) who has some sense of event about him.
Disregard out of hand anyone who doesn't have the courtesy to attend to matters of personal basic hygiene. Likewise, dismiss without a glance anyone who displays an ignorance of a toothbrush and hasn't graced the inside of a dental office so that the breath that precedes them knocks buzzards out the sky above a fish factory. (You can be sure that their personal appendage will also reek.)
Do select an older man. Trustworthy and with more than a bit of experience concerning a few of the finer things in life. Be on the lookout for graying gents who can distinguish rugby from football, night from day, your money from his, casual dress from golfing togs, and the virtues of fine wine, good beer, and decent whiskey.
Be shy of any fellow who suggests that you perform the act in a vehicle (with the possible exceptions of his own chauffeur driven limo or in his yacht). OK ok, a well appointed camper might due if it is placed in the correct venue.
If he doesn't have sweet, edible oil and towels near the bed and a hot tub, warm shower, or tropical waterfall nearby...be very wary. You may suspect that he is an novice rank de-flowerer at best. A more advanced rank will insist that you both have a luxurious scented bubble bath prior to any serious philandering.
Well, I'm afraid that I might have exhausted you interest. Please feel free to respond or PM should you desire more professional advice.
Sodachan said:
Ah lovely lady, would that I could. I suppose that one could say that I was from Wales at one time.
It's not that I'm afflicted with ED or any disease, drug or curse. I'm just afraid that I'm too old to be appealing for you. Not to drift into hyperbole, I have done my share of instructing virgins in the charms of love and the satisfaction of lust. I hope that you don't think ill of me, but deflowering starry eyed coeds is not always the wondrous fountain of joy and overreaching physical pleasure that some might have you think. I do encourage and praise you for your efforts to rid yourself of your natural but unfortunate condition.
On that point, if I may offer you some advice; choose wisely and be picky about your first partner. Select a man (I hope that I'm not being presumptuous in assuming you are looking for a heterosexual first experience, it is hard to tell these days) who has some sense of event about him.
Disregard out of hand anyone who doesn't have the courtesy to attend to matters of personal basic hygiene. Likewise, dismiss without a glance anyone who displays an ignorance of a toothbrush and hasn't graced the inside of a dental office so that the breath that precedes them knocks buzzards out the sky above a fish factory. (You can be sure that their personal appendage will also reek.)
Do select an older man. Trustworthy and with more than a bit of experience concerning a few of the finer things in life. Be on the lookout for graying gents who can distinguish rugby from football, night from day, your money from his, casual dress from golfing togs, and the virtues of fine wine, good beer, and decent whiskey.
Be shy of any fellow who suggests that you perform the act in a vehicle (with the possible exceptions of his own chauffeur driven limo or in his yacht). OK ok, a well appointed camper might due if it is placed in the correct venue.
If he doesn't have sweet, edible oil and towels near the bed and a hot tub, warm shower, or tropical waterfall nearby...be very wary. You may suspect that he is an novice rank de-flowerer at best. A more advanced rank will insist that you both have a luxurious scented bubble bath prior to any serious philandering.
Well, I'm afraid that I might have exhausted you interest. Please feel free to respond or PM should you desire more professional advice.
Matadore
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Sodachan said:
Of course she did! And next you will protest that you are not a virgin I suppose?
No matter, sweets. Just give us her address and phone number. Someone here will see to it that she receives her due. She will never need to live vicariously through your expense again! Now to the important information, is she really blond?
