Any women on the West Coast want to come over and bathe me?

[GimpyIntellect]

This may sound like a joke, but it's not.

Requirements: Must have gentle hands.

Serious replies only. Here or in PM. Thank you.

 

[beingtrue2me]

No takers? wow Just my luck. Finally find a guy that I've never met and he would let me give him a bath and wouldn't ya know it.......lives on the west coast. Is it me or does this shit happen to anyone else? Just once. Just once I want to see a post from someone near charlotte that I've never met and is willing to let me give him a bath.

Oh shit. I forgot about the gentle hands part. Half my life seems to be spent with my hands gripping my mc handlebars.

Just once I want to see a post from someone near charlotte that I've never met and is willing to let me give him a bath ........and doesn't require gentle hands.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I might be willing to make an exception if you're willing to travel and get a thorough manicure leading up to the bath.

Of course, you'd be expected to foot the bill for both.

I'm nothing if not flexible.

 

[beingtrue2me]

Turd. You have a lot of nerve. For fucks sake I get worked into a lather thinking about a total stranger that is willing to let me give him a bath only to realize that he's half a country away and then you do what?

Tease me. Do you know what it's like getting into a full blown lather over the idea of a stranger that I've never met allowing me to give him a bath?

I'm talking a lather.

Now you tease me and rub salt into my wounds.


Did I mention that I was in a lather?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Yes, you're in a lather. A full-blown lather.

However, that's supposed to be me. Lathered up in soapy suds.

I'm the stinky one here...

 

[beingtrue2me]

Yes, you're in a lather. A full-blown lather.

However, that's supposed to be me. Lathered up in soapy suds.

I'm the stinky one here...

I'm not stinky but maybe a bit......sticky?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I'm not stinky but maybe a bit......sticky?

The thoughts of bathing me are having a desirous effect on you.

Snap out of it, woman.

This is about my pleasure.

 

[beingtrue2me]

The thoughts of bathing me are having a desirous effect on you.

Snap out of it, woman.

This is about my pleasure.

How naive can you possibly be? Since when has any woman done anything without an ulterior motive?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

How naive can you possibly be? Since when has any woman done anything without an ulterior motive?

There was that Rosa Parks woman, but I'm pretty sure she just wanted a better seat. You're right, women really do only look out for themselves.

Let's get back to talking about me.

When can you be here?

I'd worry (translation: don't want to wait!) about you driving across the country on a motorcycle. Please fly.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I still stink.

Help.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

This may sound like a joke, but it's not.

Requirements: Must have gentle hands.

Serious replies only. Here or in PM. Thank you.

I may make a special trip over there if I can bath you with your head underwater until the bubbles stop.
I promise I will be gentle. No joke.

I'll bring my own toaster and a long extension cord.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I may make a special trip over there if I can bath you with your head underwater until the bubbles stop.
I promise I will be gentle. No joke.

I'll bring my own toaster and a long extension cord.

This is a tempting offer.

I'm going to mull it over and pray on it.

 

[pfflyerhot]

West coast is wide swath of land, but I ain't paying my own expenses to get there. Besides, I'm already here.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

West coast is wide swath of land, but I ain't paying my own expenses to get there. Besides, I'm already here.

Are you sure you're out in this direction? Your tagline suggests you're completely lost...