Any women near Western NY?

[Buffman]

I've been looking on this site on and off for over a year for that special hot lady who is somewhat near Western NY. I meet plenty of women, but none who can really shake my grove thing. I'm just a normal guy (no shit!) who is just a little bit on the unstable/ bored side. What the hell, even though it seems hopeless here, I still try from time to time because I'm looking for that special kind of connection- and I know there's a woman out there somewhere who's got the other end. If you're hopelessly bored and jaded with every guy you meet, drop me a line. I know, I know,"Buffman" sounds like the handle of a self-absorbed a-hole, but it's just a reference to where I live. Maybe I should just post an ad entitled, "Well-hung stud seeks willing slut to ravish..." What do you think?