any women here?

[ebenavirgin]

I have a question but the booed me down in the general board. Hope people are nicer here.

 

[AussieAngel]

People on the GLBT board are alot nicer and more accepting than on the GB..
Provided you are nice too..

What is your question?

 

[ebenavirgin]

Hi

Hi. I'm a guy but I think some peope think I'm a girl. I'm 18 and a virgin and i think they thought it was a joke. So please don't laugh just say nothing if you want. If you don't like my question you don't have to answer if you don't want.

I want to know about the female body. So I know women have a cliorus hood but where is the clit and what is the clit like?

 

[ebenavirgin]

i'm confused too so we have that in common.

This message is evidently too short.

 

[AussieAngel]

yeah.. 18 or "18" lol

 

[ebenavirgin]

Yeah

I am 18.

 

[ebenavirgin]

can

someone advice?

 

[ecclectic]

They assumed you were a troll, someone posting on the forum just to elicit a response.
From your writing style, i'd guess your first language is not english, so you're likely not from the US, where this sort of thing is generally taught in school, one way or the other.

What you want to know can probably be found in the blank manual here: Blank Manual

EternalWinter posted this for you:
Here it's a description of a woman's as you so eloquently put it, private parts.

The clit can either be a small little nib about the size of an unpoped popcorn kernel to as large as the end of your little finger. It (ususally) sits under the clitoral hood and tends to be quite sensitive. When a woman is aroused it gets about as hard as the end of a man's penis, and with some woman the clitoris emerges from beneath the hood.

The Blank manual is a great source of information on what to do with the clitoris, or just anywhere in the Hot-to section.

 

[HeavenCanWait]

troll?

Hiya,

can someone elaborate on a what a troll is? And exactly what a troll would gain from posting a question 'just to elicit a response'

the term has been confusing me.

Thanks

X

 

[Wolfman1982]

there are different terms, and troll/troller is one of them. I think you could check out flamewarriors for more info than me. But a troll can be a person who likes to make people angry, and enjoys it, when they get extremely furious over their sometimes childish comments, and ignorant proclaimings. ToughNeoCon was a troll, but I would call him a fucking NeoCunt instead.

I have been categorised as a troglodyte, because of my sometimes very extreme cursing of people. I have been called a true patriot flame warrior too, and a homo/gay defender. Also an ethniz. When I am much more complex than that. Heck I am a human being who use many words, that aren´t always sweet in the curses.

But I confess, I have been a noob, and a newbie, in my early beginning of my internet "childhood", but after some bad things happened, then I found out, that I had to be a person, who maybe was a beginner, but not a noob (there is a BIG difference between a newbie, and a noob by the way).

 

[ecclectic]

Hiya,

can someone elaborate on a what a troll is? And exactly what a troll would gain from posting a question 'just to elicit a response'

the term has been confusing me.

Thanks

X

On the GB there are people who have nothing better to do with their time than create alts (Alternate personas) and post things that are either monstrosly naieve, stupid, racist, whatever, then watch the replies and pick them apart, degrade other posters, do whatever they can to disrupt other people's lives.

 

[Etoile]

Yes, GLBT Chatter is usually nicer than the GB. But I just looked at your GB thread, and it seems like you have a lot of questions about the female body. I would recommend reading a book. Also, here are some links that might help.

http://www.scarleteen.com/body/female_anatomy.html
http://www.scarleteen.com/sexuality/response.html

 

[human_male]

They're a bunch of douche bags over there. Just watch some good hard core porn. That'll set you straight.

And all you need to cope with trolls is something that does fire damage.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I would post a photo of my clit for you too see...... but I'm such a shy young thing.


I would do a Google image search with the word 'clit' or clitoris' and see what shows up.

 

[ebenavirgin]

Thanks

thanks for the suggestions. Those links are really good.

 

[ebenavirgin]

I

I found a photo of a clit on the net. But I'm still puzzled. Here is pic.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Sarahvulva.jpg/481px-Sarahvulva.jpg


But is the hood up or down here. Does the clit hide behind the hood and only show when the hood is pulled up or is it on the end of the hood? Thanks if someone can answer correctly for me.

 

[ebenavirgin]

Clit

Also, I don't want to offend anyone, but I would like to put my face in one of them. It looks real nice to me.

 

[Programmer Cat]

I found a photo of a clit on the net. But I'm still puzzled. Here is pic.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Sarahvulva.jpg/481px-Sarahvulva.jpg


But is the hood up or down here. Does the clit hide behind the hood and only show when the hood is pulled up or is it on the end of the hood? Thanks if someone can answer correctly for me.

The clit usually hides under the hood. Sometimes, when a woman's very hot, it'll show on its own. More often, it has to be exposed by gently parting her inner lips. And there's nothing wrong with wanting to have your head between a woman's legs. I love to give my wife oral.

 

[Etoile]

Here are some more pics.
http://www.spaceandmotion.com/Images/sex/clitoris.gif
In this one you can see how the clitoris (#1 and #3) is hiding under the hood (#2). If you were to pull #2 up toward her belly, the clit would peek out.

Here are three sizes. Average, large, and huge.
http://www.vulvavelvet.org/imagessxz/clitoris.jpg
http://www.vulvavelvet.org/imagessxz/the-clitoris.jpg
http://www.vulvavelvet.org/imagessxz/big-clitoris.jpg

DEFINITELY read this page: http://www.sexdictionary.info/clitoris.html

The clitoris doesn't really go "up" or "down" like the penis, it's too small for that. It gets hard and might enlarge slightly when the woman is aroused, and when it is normal it is usually hidden under the hood.

It might interest you to know that the clit and the hood can be pierced, like ears or nipples. I am attaching some related pictures that might help you also understand what you're looking at. There are two versions of the horizontal hood piercing, look at the regular one first and see if you can identify the parts, then look at the color-coded one and see if you were right!

Hope this helps.

 

[ebenavirgin]

wow

those pics were great thanks. Sexy peircing. I understand a lot better now thanks. Would have though peircing the clit itself would be painful though.

 

[ebenavirgin]

Etoile you should be a teacher if you are not already

because you are good at explaining.

 

[Xectxny19X]

nothing to add, but i love how you all are responding to the original poster.

 

[Râleclins]

Ok, you've found wikipedia which is a good start. You can for instance have a look at the wikipedia article about the clitoris. I'll just remind you that you're only allowed to post pictures from wikipedia if you say where it comes from.

 

[naughtyinsilk]

I think it speaks volumes that the information provided here has been done in a very intelligent and unabusive manner.

Etoile, you are an angel, ebenavirgin's future partners will have you to thank for pointing him in the right direction.


BTW do you know where my spare car keys are hiding

 

[Etoile]

nothing to add, but i love how you all are responding to the original poster.

Aw, thank you for noticing and saying something! Sometimes I wonder if newbies are really just trolling, but I prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt. Better to educate than ridicule, IMHO.