Any Prostitutes Here?

[Off]

Present or former?

 

[SINthysist]

Will a bunch of jaded old whores do?

 

[estevie]

Will a bunch of jaded old whores do?

LMAO


Off, I can get a new pair of shoes from hubby for a blowjob, does that count?

 

[Mike Hammer]

I think I was in a past life, because I still enjoy both money as well as fucking.

 

[miles]

estevie

Hmmmm...how about an entire wardrobe...including shoes?

 

[SINthysist]

I'm just a gigilo,
And everywhere I go,
People know the part I'm Playin'.

 

[Wiggles]

We have a few recovering ho's on the board. And some ho's in training.

But I don't think any of them work, or have worked for money.
Thank God, I'm broke.

 

[estevie]

Re: estevie

Hmmmm...how about an entire wardrobe...including shoes?

wait till ya see what I do for jewelry!

 

[miles]

Pearl necklace?

Be still, my heart.

 

[Mike Hammer]

estevie I frequently run a two for one sale on shoes and jewelry.

 

[estevie]

*chuckles*

smartass!

 

[estevie]

estevie I frequently run a two for one sale on shoes and jewelry.

oooo, I love a bargain!

 

[Mike Hammer]

oooo, I love a bargain!

Oh good another impulse buyer.

 

[lobito]

We have a few recovering ho's on the board. And some ho's in training.

But I don't think any of them work, or have worked for money.
Thank God, I'm broke.

AHEM!

Off, here's my pay scale, please memorize it.

bj = $250
fuck in the ass = $1000 (you supply condoms)
you fuck my ass = $5000 (you STILL supply condoms)
Experiencing this HO = PRICELESS

hope that helps

Lo

 

[lovetoread]

AHEM!

Off, here's my pay scale, please memorize it.

bj = $250
fuck in the ass = $1000 (you supply condoms)
you fuck my ass = $5000 (you STILL supply condoms)
Experiencing this HO = PRICELESS

hope that helps

Lo

Damn...my pay scale is so wrong!

I will have to adjust it now.

 

[lobito]

Damn...my pay scale is so wrong!

I will have to adjust it now.

love, keep in mind, some the of lit women here are eligible for "discounts". You can also do work for my services, if thats how you prefer to pay your debt.

Oh, and I accept paypal, I'm a "Preferred Member". (in more ways than one)

 

[lovetoread]

love, keep in mind, some the of lit women here are eligible for "discounts". You can also do work for my services, if thats how you prefer to pay your debt.

Oh, and I accept paypal, I'm a "Preferred Member". (in more ways than one)

Okay as one professional to another....

How much of a discount?

Paypal is okay...but would you take money orders through the mail?

 

[perks]

I have never been paid to have physical contact with a client.

 

[lobito]

Okay as one professional to another....

How much of a discount?

Paypal is okay...but would you take money orders through the mail?

Discounts range from 25% - 50%.

Using Paypal you'd have to add 5% for using a credit card, or you could do a transfer with paypal, bank to bank, cheaper, if not free. I do accept money orders, but obviously, until the money order gets here, no suckee fuckee.

 

[lovetoread]

I do accept money orders, but obviously, until the money order gets here, no suckee fuckee.

I will remember that.

But on a side note,lobito,that is my favorite av.

 

[lobito]

I will remember that.

But on a side note,lobito,that is my favorite av.

um, thanks. Let's just say that I got several notes yesterday asking me to put this one back up.

Now I must go off and work, before the football game comes on in a few hours, take care. Oh, and don't forget that you are eligble for the autographed copy of that av in full size, just for inquiring about my "services".

Lobito Lindo

 

[shyybabe]

bj = $250
fuck in the ass = $1000 (you supply condoms)
you fuck my ass = $5000 (you STILL supply condoms)
Experiencing this HO = PRICELESS

And I suppose you want double if I pay in Canadian dollars.
or can we work out a deal?

 

[lobito]

And I suppose you want double if I pay in Canadian dollars.
or can we work out a deal?

Yes we may be able to work out a deal too shybabe. Perhaps you can teach me how to speak Canadian, eh?

 

[shyybabe]

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Originally posted by lobito

Yes we may be able to work out a deal too shybabe. Perhaps you can teach me how to speak Canadian, eh?

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Oh I'm sure we can find time for a few lessons.

Be sure to wear your hockey gear though, we Canucks play rough.

 

[lobito]

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Originally posted by lobito

Yes we may be able to work out a deal too shybabe. Perhaps you can teach me how to speak Canadian, eh?

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Oh I'm sure we can find time for a few lessons.

Be sure to wear your hockey gear though, we Canucks play rough.

how about if I only wear SOME of my gear? My Goalie pads go ALL the way up my legs, and it's hard to "do things" wtih my cup on. Oh and groping isn't real easy wtih a catching glove or blocker, now that I think about it. DAMN! Maybe I just need to learn to play rough?!?!?!