Any other bi-curious guys get this desperate?

[bjhouston]

I woke up at about 2am super horny for something in my mouth and ass. I'm always craving gay sex early in the morning... Anyways, I grabbed a small zucchini, thick 8", and warmed in some hot water. I then got on all fours and began to coat it with my spit as I forced it as far down my throat as I could. At the same time I put two fingers in my mouth and coated them real good. I brought them down beneath me and started to massage my smooth ass.... slowly inserting them and riding my fingers as I sucked the zucchini and pretended it was the real thing. I'm getting so close to orgasming from just having my fingers up my ass, but couldn't quite get there... I continued sucking the zucchini for awhile, but the now three fingers in my ass were still not enough, so I slipped the zucchini in my ass. Oh it felt so good... I rode it hard for awhile while jerking myself. It resisted at first, but then it just slid right in. Finally I got off of it and rolled on my back with my hips in the air. I brought my cock to my face and sucked all the precum off the tip. As soon as I start sucking myself I never last more than 30 seconds. I came so hard all down my throat and all over my face. It was so much fun and cleaning up is always tasty. Just wish I had a friend to play with... or at least a sex toy so I didn't have to resort to abusing fruits and veggies every time I get the urge for some cock.

 

[charliep214]

I woke up at about 2am super horny for something in my mouth and ass. I'm always craving gay sex early in the morning... Anyways, I grabbed a small zucchini, thick 8", and warmed in some hot water. I then got on all fours and began to coat it with my spit as I forced it as far down my throat as I could. At the same time I put two fingers in my mouth and coated them real good. I brought them down beneath me and started to massage my smooth ass.... slowly inserting them and riding my fingers as I sucked the zucchini and pretended it was the real thing. I'm getting so close to orgasming from just having my fingers up my ass, but couldn't quite get there... I continued sucking the zucchini for awhile, but the now three fingers in my ass were still not enough, so I slipped the zucchini in my ass. Oh it felt so good... I rode it hard for awhile while jerking myself. It resisted at first, but then it just slid right in. Finally I got off of it and rolled on my back with my hips in the air. I brought my cock to my face and sucked all the precum off the tip. As soon as I start sucking myself I never last more than 30 seconds. I came so hard all down my throat and all over my face. It was so much fun and cleaning up is always tasty. Just wish I had a friend to play with... or at least a sex toy so I didn't have to resort to abusing fruits and veggies every time I get the urge for some cock.

wow sexy story thanks for sharing

 

[jackofthedawn]

Ah, yes. Many a zucchini had its way with my ass before I finally admitted to myself that I needed to acquire a regular dildo. It got to the point that, when I shopped for produce, I consciously considered anal-worthiness when picking out zucchinis.

 

[bjhouston]

Ah, yes. Many a zucchini had its way with my ass before I finally admitted to myself that I needed to acquire a regular dildo. It got to the point that, when I shopped for produce, I consciously considered anal-worthiness when picking out zucchinis.

Haha, ok yeah that's where I am. I feel like I'm staring for too long at the penis shaped veggies and that people know what I'm thinking as I pick them up and examine them.

 

[LeinadVirgo]

I was in that mood the other night. I long ago bought a dildo for just these situations... I always felt guilty wasting good food

 

[Cumalong]

Amazon is your friend. You can get almost any toy you want there shipped discretely to your door......Just saying.

 

[funguyn505]

I woke up at about 2am super horny for something in my mouth and ass. I'm always craving gay sex early in the morning... Anyways, I grabbed a small zucchini, thick 8", and warmed in some hot water. I then got on all fours and began to coat it with my spit as I forced it as far down my throat as I could. At the same time I put two fingers in my mouth and coated them real good. I brought them down beneath me and started to massage my smooth ass.... slowly inserting them and riding my fingers as I sucked the zucchini and pretended it was the real thing. I'm getting so close to orgasming from just having my fingers up my ass, but couldn't quite get there... I continued sucking the zucchini for awhile, but the now three fingers in my ass were still not enough, so I slipped the zucchini in my ass. Oh it felt so good... I rode it hard for awhile while jerking myself. It resisted at first, but then it just slid right in. Finally I got off of it and rolled on my back with my hips in the air. I brought my cock to my face and sucked all the precum off the tip. As soon as I start sucking myself I never last more than 30 seconds. I came so hard all down my throat and all over my face. It was so much fun and cleaning up is always tasty. Just wish I had a friend to play with... or at least a sex toy so I didn't have to resort to abusing fruits and veggies every time I get the urge for some cock.

I have done all that except suck my own cock; unfortunately I wasn't blessed with a cock long enough to do that. If I could though I might not ever leave my room lol! I would love to cum in my own mouth. I love to use large cucumbers and zucchinis, I've found that they are actually better than a lot of sex toys I've tried. Definitely agree with you in that I really wish I had someone to play with right now. I'm so hard, so horny, sitting on a prostate massager rocking back and forth slowly edging my cock and licking all the precum off of my fingers. I would love to suck a nice hard cock right now and take it deep in my tight ass all night in every position. Damn it, why can't I find a fuck buddy!?

 

[bottomshooter]

I have the same horniness about every morning and yes I have learned that zucchini's and cucumbers are my friend lol

 

[Imaverycuriousguy]

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I have the same horniness about every morning and yes I have learned that zucchini's and cucumbers are my friend lol

Normally my wife finger fucks my mouth. She has long fingers and easily reaches the back of my throat. The other morning, 3:15, I awoke hard and horns.... It was my long fat fingers into the back of my throat as I stroked. A zucchini is just too stiff to make the bend into my throat!

 

[gman1970]

I have done all that except suck my own cock; unfortunately I wasn't blessed with a cock long enough to do that. If I could though I might not ever leave my room lol! I would love to cum in my own mouth. I love to use large cucumbers and zucchinis, I've found that they are actually better than a lot of sex toys I've tried. Definitely agree with you in that I really wish I had someone to play with right now. I'm so hard, so horny, sitting on a prostate massager rocking back and forth slowly edging my cock and licking all the precum off of my fingers. I would love to suck a nice hard cock right now and take it deep in my tight ass all night in every position. Damn it, why can't I find a fuck buddy!?

Amen ive been trying its like my area is the alien planet when looking fir a friend. Two years and nothing but wore out toys and a hand rubbed raw cock.

 

[priapusone]

FUCK YES, I know I know man how my cock is so hard in the morning like yours!