Any Noobies available?

[ms_ann_thrope]

Or is it Newbies?

 

[Kitty]

Bewbies.

 

[marshalt]

Newbillie boobillies

 

[Kitty]

Newbillie boobillies

Noobie's boobies. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/hubba.gif

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing.

 

[marshalt]

I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing.

No you can't, I'm breathing through my nose this time!

 

[Que]

I am ambivalent about bewbies.

I have been liking Roscoe's "nubiles" lately and have co-oped the term from him.

 

[Que]

Ok... I take it back. Boobies are of interest.

 

[Kitty]

Ok... I take it back. Boobies are of interest.

Yes. "Ambivalent" and "boobies" do not belong in the same sentence.

 

[Que]

Yes. "Ambivalent" and "boobies" do not belong in the same sentence.

I dunno...I was the second child of seven and went on to have five children of my own. Other than the one that wouldn't I have seen them mostly in utilitarian function.

I had to be weaned at 7 months myself. I was a biter. ~chomp~

I refused a playtex nipple, so I learned to drink from a shot glass at 7 months. To this day plastic cups and straws annoy me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Available for what? Experiments?

Alright, let's get this anal probe over.

*pulls down pants and bends over*

 

[Jennifer]

Or is it Newbies?

May I help you? I have bewbies, too, fwiw.

 

[Kitty]

Available for what? Experiments?

Alright, let's get this anal probe over.

*pulls down pants and bends over*

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/mckqKhB2oKs3Kx1TVxDM7Z5WUYS9n0TH6p_YOEFgNqJ3AqOuIOIcJnooUiFG1cJaodFeX2_FqCfB1HYONJKAt_mTZAoQa5Vtt20lSJ6o76pq5Nt1Ekxx8CCL_A

 

[Kitty]

May I help you? I have bewbies, too, fwiw.

*never seen Jennifer's bewbs. But forever remembers her purple sneaker*

 

[NYC_Man]

i'm a newbie with no boobies

 

[Que]

i'm a newbie with no boobies

How do you look in a nice pair of heels?

 

[NYC_Man]

How do you look in a nice pair of heels?

I wouldn't know

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/mckqKhB2oKs3Kx1TVxDM7Z5WUYS9n0TH6p_YOEFgNqJ3AqOuIOIcJnooUiFG1cJaodFeX2_FqCfB1HYONJKAt_mTZAoQa5Vtt20lSJ6o76pq5Nt1Ekxx8CCL_A

Whatever. My anus will bring miracles to children at christmas. Wait, that sounds wrong.

All I'm saying is my asshole puts smiles on the faces of children. There. Much better.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*laughs and looks around awkwardly again*

Don't worry, I'll take this one.

 

[Kitty]

Whatever. My anus will bring miracles to children at christmas. Wait, that sounds wrong.

All I'm saying is my asshole puts smiles on the faces of children. There. Much better.

*cringes again* Well, assuming children can be little assholes, we'll call it Even Stevens. An asshole for an asshole. Oh you kind man.

*Smacks lips* Anilingus, anyone?

 

[lemonbread]

Am I a newbie? .... Prolly not...

 

[Que]

I wouldn't know

You have no mirror or no heels?

 

[NYC_Man]

You have no mirror or no heels?

no heelps and even IF i happene to have heels, i still couldn't see myself in them with my bathroom mirror


why the fuck are we having this weird conversation?

lol

 

[marshalt]

Am I a newbie? .... Prolly not...

You are.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*cringes again* Well, assuming children can be little assholes, we'll call it Even Stevens. An asshole for an asshole. Oh you kind man.

*Smacks lips* Anilingus, anyone?

I'm basically the Make A Wish Foundation of assholes. There's a Christmas tree in the front of stores where it has loads of pics of my arsehole all over it. Each pic of my arse is unique, like a snowflake.