Any MI Ladies? My divorce is on the 17th.

[Bad_Bad_LB]

Any MI Ladies? Divorce should be Final July 1st.

Call me greedy.

Okay, any Women between 25 and say 35.

5'2" to 5'5" my soon to be ex-wife is 5'9" to my 5'6" so I'm looking for a woman shorter than I am this time.
Hair color is unimportant, but I'd probably prefer Red. Really it's a non-issue, I like Ice Cream but if pressed for a preference, I like Mint Choclate Chip.
I think I like long hair better than short, but I don't mind short hair if it looks good on you.
I guess they say weight porportionate to height, though I'm not as svelt as I was when I was younger. I'm very stocky with a bit of a gut. I'm about 220lbs now and hope to get down to about 185lbs. I don't mind a woman who is a tad rubenesque so long as she's shapely, I don't mind thin so long as you're not skin and bones. Something in between thin and rubenesque would be just grand! Think Playboy!

I want a subserviant woman, not too subserviant, but one who wants to make me happy, willing to do the little things to make me happy. Cook, clean, housework. Now, I don't mind cooking, cleaning, doing housework, I just hate to do it by myself. Many days I work very hard and am damn tired, and think it's unfair that I have to come home and clean alone. If I'm working and a woman is not, then she should clean/cook. If she's working and I am not then I should clean/cook, but if were both working, then we need to work together to accomplish these tasks.

I'm not a neat freak, but if you keep the house clean, maintenance of the cleaning takes but a few minutes freeing up time for other things.

Like sex, I like sex and I'd like to find a woman who likes sex and wants to make me happy, sexually. That would include blow-jobs, to completion. Yes swallowing, sometimes facials, sometimes comming on her tits, seeing it on her tongue. Hey I'll take up drinking Pinapple/Orange juice!

I've nothing against eating pussy, I kind of enjoy it. I like to make women cum, I want women to enjoy sex as much as I do. It certainly would be unfair of me to expect a woman to go down on me and not be willing to reciprocate.

I'm not into anal sex, I'll do anal for women who ask, but it's not something I'm looking for.

I'm into history, and technical things, dinosaurs, the space program, aircraft. I probably prefer comedy movies, then movies that are actually intreguing thrillers, then movies that are actually scary. Sometimes a good dumb comedy is better than a deep drama.

Musically I'm eclectic, I'm not the biggest fan of country or Rap, but I am very into the Blues and classic rock. I have classical music and Greatful Dead CDs.

I like Football, Hockey, Basketball.

I like porn, porn stories.

The Above stuff is not firm, I'm flexible, I'm a realist, I'm honest, I like women, I want to be with one. I want to meet one that wants to be with me.

I think I have a handsome face, though I'm a bit battle damaged, lots of minor fight related and sports type injuries have left me battered, bruised and scarred.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

You can ask me any question you wish, what I like, what I think about this or that.

For Example, the Movie The Piano with Sam Niel, Holly Hunter, Harvey Keitel, and Anna Paquet (she won an Oscar.)

IMHO Sam Neil was a saint among men, I know that women think Harvey Keitel was the romantic, but IMHO he used the Piano to entrap Holly Hunter into sex.

Sam Neil, in historical context, paid thousands of dollars to bring Holly Hunter's character from England. Brought her daughter into the house, married Holly Hunter, gave her a place to live. He didn't insist she sleep in his bed. He didn't force himself on her.

In the 1880s/1890's in New Zeeland, she was property with no rights, Sam Neil could have beat her to death with an axe handle, and raped her daughter, taking her as his wife and no one would have said boo.

Yes he cut off Holly Hunter's finger, and he couldn't afford to have her piano bought up, but she didn't appreciate what he had done for her at all.

I think he cared for her and was heartbroken she didn't love him.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

I might tend to ramble a bit, I do that at times. I can type and put my thoughts down when doing so, don't be afraid.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

I'm a real meat and potatoes man, but I do like to cook.

Enchiladas
Tacos
Nachos
Roast Beef
Steaks
Hamburgers
Sloppy Joes
Spagetti w/meat sauce.
Lasagana

I'd eat vegatarian stuff if someone could make it so it had FLAVOR and found something I liked about it. (Mostly it's the crappy flavor.)

I make and eat salads as well, I've done a right proper anti-pasta salad. Ranch Dressing mostly, French or Thousand Island in a pinch.

I clean house, do laundry, do dishes, I'm not shy about doing them. As I said earlier, I'd rather clean the house and spend a little bit of time keeping it clean, than spend hours cleaning every couple of days.

Do it right the first time so you don't have to do it again.

I believe I'm quite the find for the right lady.

Any ladies in general want to respond, I'm willing to discuss.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

A lot of people think I know too much.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

Hmmm, I must sound pretty repulsive.

 

[Nomad420]

persevere!

Keep at it, man. And feel free to give yourself some breathing room after your divorce. You don't need to dive right in again, do you? (Well, unless that's a muff-dive we're talking about...those are okay pretty much anytime.

best luck

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

The thing is my wife was a very cold fish sexually, I never had an affair, though I've always loved women.

I often thought my wife was trying to drive me to another woman we had sex so seldom.

So It's probably been close to a year since I've had any sexual contact, maybe longer.

I don't want to force a woman to do anything she doesn't want to do, I want to find one that likes and is comfortable with me.

I really like women, I like the smell of women, the sound of women, I like being with them.

But no, I don't want to wait any longer than I have too.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

Link to The "HI MICHIGAN" thread if you want to discuss things there instead of here.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

It's like advertising right, got to keep it where people will see it.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

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Giving the thread a rise.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

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[Bad_Bad_LB]

8:30 P.M. and this punt is brought to you by the 2004 National Basketball Association World Champion Detroit Pistons.

People reading, but know one replies?

Oh yeah, the game doesn't start for another half hour.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

As I correctly predicted the Detroit Pistons are the 2004 NBA World Champions and my divorce is tomorrow.

Wish me luck.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

just out of curiousity, I see people are reading this, yet not one female has responded.

What apparently makes me so terrible a person that no one even wants to discuss things.

I think I'm a great guy, I like women, if it seems I'm looking for a maid housekeepr, I'm not, but I don't want to clean alone.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

Well I have to pay her $1500 plus the child support. ($25 a week, 100 a month.)

I'm starting to move out today.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

Had I known I would have gotten a credit card, flew to Las Vegas when I was out of work, gotten cash advances, gotten several hookers, and then we could share that debt.

Ah that would have been the ultimate, as she took all my money, I paid off her debt, but then she got a signature loan and a credit card.

She's sticking me with $1500 of that, even though the loans and credit card are in her name.

I'd still like to meet someone, perferably a rich female, cause it will be a long time before I have money.

I'm good with kids and pets, have worked on farms around farm stock, cooks and cleans.

Responsible.

 

[The Temptress]

Well I have to pay her $1500 plus the child support. ($25 a week, 100 a month.)

I'm starting to move out today.

Consider yourself lucky with the 1,500.....in order to get full custody of my children I had to assume all debts....and they were MUCH higher than 1,500....although you got off easy with child support.....my ex pays 1,000 a month.

Good luck in your search.....and if you would like my opinion...coming from one who has been divorced...it is better to be alone for a bit....and slowly work into the dating world....but ..like I said...just my opinion.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

I know I'm lucky with the $1500, but what urks me is that I got rid of all our debt last year. I saved $5000 to pay taxes, and she took $3000 for a downpayment on her new car (which I told her we couldn't afford) and the rest got sucked out in living expenses because of her new car. The debt she's incurred since then is all in her own name and all her own fault.

Had I known I was going to be screwed that way (even if its a minor screw job) I could have run up some debt of my own and let her pay some of that.

The reason my child support is so low, she makes more than I do, because two years ago she threatened to divorce me if I didn't go into an IBEW (International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers) Apprenticeship program. So I haven't worked much or steadily since then, haven't advanced in the pay scale due to low hours (I have the highest grade point average in class with out applying myself.)

So almost my entire situation is screwed because I tried so hard to make things better for us, and she took full advantage of me in the process.

So I'm hoping to move on, without her dragging me down I should hopefully face a brighter future. It's not that there is no hope anymore, it's just that there isn't much hope.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

It's funny to me, I offered to do the yard (four lots worth) for $25 a week as working off the $1500. She's refused and had me get the rider lawn mower out of the garage. She intends to mow the lawn with a manual push mower (that's right no engine power) that she's used exactly one time in the two years she bought it for $80.

I got a Snow thrower attachment to do the walks (about 400 feet worth) Alley and driveway, which I guess she's going to shovel (but I've never seen her lift a snow shovel either.)

She has allergies, that's why she never did the lawn when I was working and traveling on the road all the previous years.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

Hello Ladies, I still have a dream that someone will answer me here.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

Well her parents bought her a new motor driven push mower yesterday and she began on the lawn. So the $80 dollars she spent on the manual push mower two years ago, the push mower she used one time to do one small portion of the lawn, was completely wasted.

The push mowers (motor driven) that I've seen are around $299 so she's leached almost $300 from her folks.

I'd feel sorry that she's back to leaching off her parents but I spoke to them multiple times about her spending habit. They knew she was prone to financial problems before we got married.

But I was an ogre cause I bought a rider lawnmower with half my tax return (gave the ex the other half) about five years ago, and bought a computer with a bonus check three years ago.

Ah, the irony, she bought a laptop with part of her student loan, put $1800 down on a $4800 lap top. I paid the other $3000 on her laptop and my computer cost $1800 paid for with no additional debt and I'm the bad guy.

Anyhow I'm also selling a rider lawn mower now. It's got a new starter motor, new air filter, new spark plug, new fuel filter, new blades. 13 horse power, 38" cutting deck, grass bagging attachment.

Also has a 40" snow thrower attachment, wheel weights and tire chains.

Asking $1100 or best offer.
Maybe I won't meet the girl of my dreams, but I may sell the lawn mower.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

Ah, the dissapointment an empty PM box and a lack of responses to this thread.

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

I don't understand what makes me so odious! I got two PMs that I replied too, and NADA since then. No Response to the Response, not even a courteous "Oh I reread your thread and your too old fat and ugly, don't expect another response from me asshole! Girl Power!"

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

Nothing says joy so much as an empty inbox