Any guy or gal want to chat dirty to a nympho

Mysteryjj

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Hello all, new here, anyone want to be shocked, anyone want to chat to a nympho slut about any subject you can try to shock me with.

I think I was pre-teen last time I was shocked by anything.

Please no claims of a four foot prick and no wild cyber, I can't keep up with that.

Mystery
 
Do you have YIM?

I just installed YIM and I'm willing to try to shock you in return for a note about ANYTHING.

YIM: markyoni
 
Well, lets see....I just got home after spending the past 8 hours having my ass fucked in a sling by 5 guys and 2 ladies with strapons. Actualy, we all took turns in the sling, but I had the most time seeing as I was the only one who could take everyone up my ass to the hilt.
 
Hmmmm

MrHelix said:
Well, lets see....I just got home after spending the past 8 hours having my ass fucked in a sling by 5 guys and 2 ladies with strapons. Actualy, we all took turns in the sling, but I had the most time seeing as I was the only one who could take everyone up my ass to the hilt.

Sounds like fun, also sounds like bullshit:D

Well I've had some lovely replies to my request so far, but still haven't been shocked, but seem to have frightened about 10 guys off in the proccess, *chuckle*:D
 
Re: Hmmmm

Mysteryjj said:
but seem to have frightened about 10 guys off in the proccess, *chuckle*:D
I didn't find you frightening Mystery, though I was a little disappointed I didn't hear from you again.:)
 
Re: Re: Hmmmm

RoughPlay said:
I didn't find you frightening Mystery, though I was a little disappointed I didn't hear from you again.:)

Hey Rough guy, I sent you my new e-mail address, and never heard back, didn't you get it????
 
want to try bi..

well - it sounds like I've found a cunt as nasty as mine. do you like your pussy double fucked? I love a huge dildo and my husband's cock stretching out my pussy. I like hard fucking and like it just a little rough. Tonight we're going to try playing with some clothespins - any thoughts or ideas?
 
Wow r u hot

If you are still into this send me a note and we could exchange erotic fantasies..



Mysteryjj said:
Hello all, new here, anyone want to be shocked, anyone want to chat to a nympho slut about any subject you can try to shock me with.

I think I was pre-teen last time I was shocked by anything.

Please no claims of a four foot prick and no wild cyber, I can't keep up with that.

Mystery
 
Hot Girl

You are a hot looking lady and I would love to eat and make you cum over and over.
 
YOu fucking dogs you. not the lady, the fucking men. JHFC. leave some for the rest of us :D

Mysteryjj has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.
 
alwil36 said:
Hey sweetie - Just admiring your thread. Did you ever get the chat that you needed? Was it good? What happened?

I got loads of chat honey, but still to be shocked or alarmed by anything :cathappy: :D
 
THE_GENTLEMAN said:
YOu fucking dogs you. not the lady, the fucking men. JHFC. leave some for the rest of us :D

Mysteryjj has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.

Sorry my box was full honey, a lot of it has leaked out now so there's room for more :catroar: :D
 
shock and amaze you how so i wonder?

i can say some pretty weird things.

as well as some really aburd comments that would make no sense what so ever unless if taken in the concept that is directly in contrast to the way that the context was presented.
 
Hi there....

I just sent you a p.m but i realized just now that you have begun a new thread....I would love to try to shock you.....Will you give me the chance? I am 23, muscular and quite handsome!!!! I can show you some pics if you want.....do i qualify?
 
Nasty You

What you need is a bare bottom spanking....you are such a tease and need a good spanking in front of your friends. PM me if you dare.
 
simply wicked

Mysteryjj said:
Sorry my box was full honey, a lot of it has leaked out now so there's room for more :catroar: :D
simply wicked sense of humor.... I like it
 
Just A Question

Does this chat include sharing visuals..by chance... just wondering

M-
 
have you seen?

Breezer said:
Does this chat include sharing visuals..by chance... just wondering

M-
have you seen the pic in her profile page? nice, very nice
 
profile pic

raider74 said:
have you seen the pic in her profile page? nice, very nice

Thanks Raider............ yes I have, and I agree..........:)
 
Porn Theaters and Adult Book Stores

Mysteryjj, how is your kink level when it comes to the adult store fronts?
Ever go in? Every play around with anyone there? If not, why not?

When I want to be kinky or just be around people who are truly kinky, I go to the adult theaters. There is no bull shit there. People go there for one reason. Sex, be it masturbation, voyeurism, exhibitionism, gay/lesbain, or bisex it all happens there.
 
Schocking truth

Hey, does this shock you? --> I haven't had a good hard fuck at all for a whole month now! Too busy to fuck :( Now if *that* isn't shocking!

Other than that: greets to you all :)
 
wanna play?

Hi, JJ, my cock's hard and in need of some attention. My 17-year-old son will be off to school shortly - then I'll come back and attend to you...
 
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