Any Golfers Out There?

[October46]

I just played 18 holes and shot an 89. Being up in New England is is the first day it was warm enough to golf. If there are other golfers out there, what type of clubs do you play, what's your handicap, etc.

 

[jomar]

I misread that as Dolfers.

Lot's of material to work with here.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't golf but I sometimes write golfing erotica.

Something snapped in the mind of the busty blonde beer cart girl. She hated the lecherous gazes and greasy paws of men in tartan golf pants. She ripped off her undersized white cotton tee shirt, her full round breasts were barely contained by her black leather studded bra. She ran screaming, her breasts bouncing, "Die, die, die!" She hiked up her jean miniskirt, jumped on a golf cart and plowed through the herd of plaid clad leeches that circled the 19th hole. The humanity! Empty beer cups and golf balls flew ...

That's from my classic Sexy Beer Cart Girl Gone Homicidal.

 

[October46]

I don't golf but I sometimes write golfing erotica.



That's from my classic Sexy Beer Cart Girl Gone Homicidal.

mu'vetlh qar!

 

[parodyluvr75]

nItebHa' mamI' DaneH'a'?

 

[October46]

nItebHa' mamI' DaneH'a'?

depends, who's going to lead? HA!

 

[parodyluvr75]

depends, who's going to lead? HA!

Let me get my golf cart, don't move.

 

[Aquagal]

Fore!

 

[KarlMartinK]

I don't golf but I sometimes write golfing erotica.



That's from my classic Sexy Beer Cart Girl Gone Homicidal.

Keep going with it. It at least makes sense, which is more than a lot of stories do.

 

[parodyluvr75]

ylDoghQo'