Any College Football widows on literotica today?

[YourSecretFriend13]

As a Saturday full of college kick offs approaches do any of the following describe your house today?

Your living room is currently filled with loud, obnoxious, men. Are you wondering how a “couple good friends from work” turned into 13 including 2 guys no one seems to know?

With every Touchdown chant are chips and salsa being ground into your new carpet? Don’t look now, I think someone just wiped their hands on your designer curtains.

Did they order Wings and Pizza? And when the delivery guy arrived you heard this “Sugar, Is there money in your purse?”

Are you expected to whisk in cold beers and bus out empty cans during TV timeouts? Seriously?, he asked you to dress like a hooters girl for the game today?

Right now someone is in your guest bathroom doing things that could require a Hazmat team to clean up.

Oh, and that email alert.. It’s from your nosy neighbor... Informing you that a drunk guy is puking in your landscaping

Ok, I admit those are probably extreme examples, unless you live in SEC country. If you are a bored college football “widow” let’s chat, flirty to dirty what ever your mood.

PS. You might want to check your Microwave, I heard rumor of an exploded jar of Queso cheese.....

 

[LadyElsbeth]

Just an appreciative word about a humorously written ad. It gave me a chuckle so 10 points to you. I am not looking but thought I would give you a bump in order to up your chances of finding someone.

Might I suggest going to The Playground and joining some threads so people may get to know you? The more you do that, the better your chances are going to be of finding that elusive special someone. Newer profiles without a great deal of contribution to the social setting here on Lit make us females doubt unfortunately.

Good luck