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LadyDarkFire

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One of My Friends is really hammered. I know how to take care of hangovers, but how do you sober someone up fast? Coffee makes him throw up and a cold shower didn't work. Please, anyone with advice. I will be pathetically greatful.
 
A sharp slap upside the cheek. Unless he/she is violent, then skip it... Just find some way for them to focus on something, if it has to be you, so be it, just no violence...

All I can think is that if you can keep their eyes focused on something, they'll be open still... Don't let them sleep, if they are hammered bad it could be bad.
 
THANK YOU! Ravenloft, You are one of the coolest guys on this board I owe you Big Time!
 
Water, give him plenty of water

It may not help in sobering him up, but it can help the headaches once he wakes up. It can also flush out some of the alcohol, and thin out the blood. Good luck!!

kgboot
 
No Aspirin. Ibuprofen is less likely to upset your stomach.

Plenty of fluids. Water or juice. Milk is recommended alot, too. The liquids and other dairy products will retard the body's absorption of alcohol.

Alcohol leads to dehydration because it's a diuretic. Coffee is also a diuretic, so it ends up making you feel worse. NO more coffee.:) Dehydration is what leads to that trembly feeling.

Foods rich in Vitamin C can help the liver detoxify your blood.

Many people recommend a couple of tablespoons of honey in the morning. The fructose will help adjust your blood sugar back to normal (from a lower state). Low blood sugar makes you feel weak.

I'm a college student. Trust me.
Hope this helps.:)
 
Got him drinking plenty of water, he's gone through about 32 oz so far. Problem is, He doesn't have a tolerance to alchol (I'm talking one shot of vodka lays this boy out) and he got upset, and got drunk and smoked pot. To make it worse, He did it on an empty stomach. Thank you KG
 
Oof, how is he now, LDF?

*Grinning* Can't drink water if you're not awake to do so...

I did good yes?

I bet you felt like Za Za Gabore, LDF... Felt good didn't it? Heheh!

Okay, okay, bad joke, seriously, how is he doing now?
 
He's doing a bit better, right now, he is 20 minutes into a rant on his cat. But he seems to be a bit more coherent. Thank you again Ravenloft.
 
Shit... I ranted about my cat before for an hour and a half and I wasn't even fucking drunk... Hahahahah! That fat black bastard!

...You're welcome LadyDarkFire.
 
Well, another friend of his has him now. He'll be alright, his friend is taking him back to his house and dunking him in the pool. Then its back to milk, water, and saltine crackers for him. Ravenloft, thank you again, and KGBoot, and BlondeBeauty. As for Ranting on cats. . . I have 4, so I know the feeling Ravenloft. NOw, I get to enjoy the rest of the night in peace.
 
Well, congrats for making it through with him. I know its hard to deal with SERIOUSLY drunk dipshits but the next day, he will still be alive and for all we know, you being there to slap him upside the head may be the only reason why he is... Its not a good situation but if he even remotely has a soul you can remind him (or enlighten him) to the situation and he will be greatfull, and if he isn't, to hell with him. The blasted ingrate! Heheh! Jumping the gun there Aint I? Heheh!
 
No Problem LDF glad I could help

LadyDarkFire said:
Well, another friend of his has him now. He'll be alright, his friend is taking him back to his house and dunking him in the pool. Then its back to milk, water, and saltine crackers for him. Ravenloft, thank you again, and KGBoot, and BlondeBeauty. As for Ranting on cats. . . I have 4, so I know the feeling Ravenloft. NOw, I get to enjoy the rest of the night in peace.

Feel free to write me anytime. I'm just glad he had a friend like you there.

Hug and Kiss,


kgboot
 
I'm glad to be there for my friends, because I know that they will be there for me no matter what. With this guy, I know the reason he got mad, I don't particularly like the way he handled it, but I can understand it. :) I'm even going to wait for the hangover to wear off before I yell at him. Thanks again you guys. Ravenloft, the smack upside the head did work, although it did get a response that sounded vaugly like "muzzlewhumph" at first. KG, the water helped because of the reasons you stated and because it destracted him from what, I hear, is now becoming an over an hour and a half rant on his cat.
 
LadyDarkFire said:
KG, the water helped because of the reasons you stated and because it destracted him from what, I hear, is now becoming an over an hour and a half rant on his cat.

Is this a rant about his cat or at his cat?

Poor kitty. :(
 
If he is drunk on wine, do not give him water. That helps you get drunk all over again.
 
Amused said:
Tell him you're pregnant.

Wouldn't have worked. He wasn't THAT drunk, and he knows that we are just friends. I do have someone else I might try that on if he ever gets smashed again. Cheyenne, The Rant was about the cat, and how beautiful and loving it is.
 
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