Any Catholics here?

[Betticus]

Because it would be so naughty if you were to dress up as a nun and I dressed as the pope and we had the freak nastiest sex on the planet!

Then, we can bring in the altar boys to run a train on your hot nun ass and mouth while you are being spanked by mother superior.

 

[Betticus]

There will also be a badger!

 

[Betticus]

What if I were to have you wear the catholic schoolgirl outfit and we break into a church in the night. I tie your hot ass to that big statue of Jesus up front and proceed to tear your little white cotton panties right off you. I would then spank you for being such a hot little girl and then turn you around and put your legs up on my shoulders (still dressed as a priest) and fuck you rough and hard until your screams fill the whole church. Then I'd let you down and bend you right over the altar and fuck you like that till I cum deep inside you and make you kneel up on that altar until the semen stops flowing out of your hot little pussy onto the cloth that they use to cover it.

Then we'd run away giggling into the night.

 

[Betticus]

What if I do that last one while dressed like Mahatma Ghandi? Or the Dalai Llama?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Because it would be so naughty if you were to dress up as a nun and I dressed as the pope and we had the freak nastiest sex on the planet!

Then, we can bring in the altar boys to run a train on your hot nun ass and mouth while you are being spanked by mother superior.

What if I were to have you wear the catholic schoolgirl outfit and we break into a church in the night. I tie your hot ass to that big statue of Jesus up front and proceed to tear your little white cotton panties right off you. I would then spank you for being such a hot little girl and then turn you around and put your legs up on my shoulders (still dressed as a priest) and fuck you rough and hard until your screams fill the whole church. Then I'd let you down and bend you right over the altar and fuck you like that till I cum deep inside you and make you kneel up on that altar until the semen stops flowing out of your hot little pussy onto the cloth that they use to cover it.

I hate to say it, Betticus, but.... Borrrrrrrring... not to mention sacrilegious and insulting to Catholics. (BTW, I'm a Protestant, but I do respect other people's religions.)

 

[Betticus]

Sacreligous? But think of how many priests have done just the same thing over the millenia?

 

[Betticus]

Besides, I'm bored.

 

[Betticus]

Why do shepherds put dye marks on their sheep?



So they can tell which ones aren't virgins!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Sacreligous? But think of how many priests have done just the same thing over the millenia?

Besides, I'm bored.

Irrelevant. There are tens or hundreds of millions of people, some of them regulars in this forum, who consider a church a sacred place, regardless of what some few priests (as in, very small percentage of the whole) may have done.

So your boredom gives you license to offend all or many of them? Why is that any different than making fun of or bashing their BDSM activities/tastes? Where is the tolerance for their deeply-held beliefs?

 

[Betticus]

Look. Only a true group of pervs could have come up with the sexiest schoolgirl outfit ever known to man!

I don't hate Catholics, on the contrary, I love them.

Those nubile girls strutting around in that plaid skirt and white blouse. Spinning around that pole and giving me teasing little flips of the skirt just so I can see that they really do shave.

I love Catholics.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Look. Only a true group of pervs could have come up with the sexiest schoolgirl outfit ever known to man!

I don't hate Catholics, on the contrary, I love them.

Those nubile girls strutting around in that plaid skirt and white blouse. Spinning around that pole and giving me teasing little flips of the skirt just so I can see that they really do shave.

I love Catholics.

I like the Catholic (or other parochial) schoolgirl look myself... no problem with that. Where I had the problem was (1) the pope outfit - maligning the most sacred person in the church; (2) tying someone to a statue of Jesus; and (3) fucking someone on the altar and having them kneel on it until your emissions flowed onto the altar cloth, which, as I understand it, has been blessed and thus is, according to the precepts of the Church, sacred.

 

[Killishandra]

Well, to be fair, we could pick a different religion each week to scandalize.

If we insult everyone, that makes it more fair, right?

 

[Betticus]

I like the Catholic (or other parochial) schoolgirl look myself... no problem with that. Where I had the problem was (1) the pope outfit - maligning the most sacred person in the church; (2) tying someone to a statue of Jesus; and (3) fucking someone on the altar and having them kneel on it until your emissions flowed onto the altar cloth, which, as I understand it, has been blessed and thus is, according to the precepts of the Church, sacred.

It's all just hypothetical. I haven't actually ever broken into a church.

 

[Betticus]

Well, to be fair, we could pick a different religion each week to scandalize.

If we insult everyone, that makes it more fair, right?

Okay, if I dress up like Buddha and you dress up like Shiva then what happens?

Do we find an enlightened kama sutra?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Well, to be fair, we could pick a different religion each week to scandalize.

If we insult everyone, that makes it more fair, right?

Well, insulting everyone equally would seem to "make it more fair," but why do we need to deliberately insult anyone?

Seems to me that some of us tend to insult people inadvertently with sufficient frequency, anyhoo!

 

[Killishandra]

Okay, if I dress up like Buddha and you dress up like Shiva then what happens?

Do we find an enlightened kama sutra?

Buddha and Shiva are from different religions, you know.

 

[Killishandra]

Well, insulting everyone equally would seem to "make it more fair," but why do we need to deliberately insult anyone?

Seems to me that some of us tend to insult people inadvertently with sufficient frequency, anyhoo!

We insult others to um... well, to make us more important, duh!

I thought everyone knew about that.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Buddha and Shiva are from different religions, you know.

And while Killi's martial arts training might make it seem like she has more than the normal complement of arms, I don't think she could carry off a convincing impersonation of six arms, lol.

 

[Kajira Callista]

And while Killi's martial arts training might make it seem like she has more than the normal complement of arms, I don't think she could carry off a convincing impersonation of six arms, lol.

killi has six arms?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

killi has six arms?

No, silly kajira... Shiva has six arms.

 

[Kajira Callista]

No, silly kajira... Shiva has six arms.

oh ok

 

[Killishandra]

oh ok

*waves all my six blue arms at KC until she wigs out*

AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

*waves all my six blue arms at KC until she wigs out*

AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

KC doesn't need a wig... she has lots of thick, wavy red (blonde in the summer) hair all her own.

 

[Netzach]

This is the BDSM board.

While we have religions and affiliations and we have the right to get insulted or put off, it seems to me that your fetish is a-ok here and if someone's offended they can not-read. This should be one of the few places like that.

Of course, you're free to tell me my fetish makes me a dick.

But I'm the Jew who's ok if someone wants to play Nazis.

 

[Kajira Callista]

*waves all my six blue arms at KC until she wigs out*

AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!