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EyeCanSeeYou

EyeCanSeeYou

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I'm a regular straight guy. I don't do anything very interesting but it pays the bills. I like this website because it's a break from total porn. Do any of you all feel this way?
 
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EyeCanSeeYou said:
I'm a regular straight guy. I don't do anything very interesting but it pays the bills. I like this website because it's a break from total porn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm more of a looker than a good writer. I've been reading the boards for awhile but this is the first time I've participated. So this may sound like bullshit but I need some guidance here. A few months ago a single woman bought the townhouse next to mine. It is not connected to mine but next door. She seems kind of distant. She'll smile sometimes but that's it. She doesn't have any kids or husband or boyfriend that I've noticed. She might of caught me looking at her a few times when she does yard work and I'm usually horny as fuck after work. I can see into some of her rooms from my place. She has brown hair and about 5'6". I haven't seen her naked but she walks around with a towel thing. She's nice looking. Is she teasing me? I am divorced. Oh yeah and I let her borrow my ladder once but she still has it.
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Dude just say hi and invite her to share a drink on the patio some night. And quit peeking into her window. Just talk to her.
 
Have you ever thought that she might have a exhibitionist streak? If so, it's anyone who wants too look. But the only way you going to find out anything is to start a conversation with her! Good luck!
 
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Dreamer74111 said:
Have you ever thought that she might have a exhibitionist streak? If so, it's anyone who wants too look. But the only way you going to find out anything is to start a conversation with her! Good luck!
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Dollie------- Introduce yourself and have coffee on the patio or someplace. I always run around naked or partially. That doesn't mean anything except I'm comfortable.

Maybe you can hold the ladder while she climbs it wearing her towel. I'd do that.
 
EyeCanSeeYou said:
Masterxxteacher said:
Dude just say hi and invite her to share a drink on the patio some night. And quit peeking into her window. Just talk to her.[/

Gee whiz I never thought of that. Yeah, sure I'm going to STOP looking at a half naked chick facing my living room who keeps her blinds open at night.
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Gotta be honest, brother. That's probably the kind of attitude that will make her want to stay away from you.
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EyeCanSeeYou said:
So....is this person teasing me or just too dumb to know her blinds are open?
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Maybe she doesn't expect some person she doesn't even know to leer at her because most normal people are usually occupied doing something else. Maybe she likes the sun and since she's not naked feels like she can walk around her house wearing whatever the fuck she wants. Maybe she just expects people to behave like adults and recognize that what other people do is not necessarily about them.

In any case, odds that she's an exhibitionist are extremely slim and odds that she's an adult who doesn't actively think about someone taking her very presence as some kind of invitation are much, much higher.
 
Because someone has their blinds open doesn't mean they are inviting the world to look in. That's the same as; just because a woman wears a thong, means she is hot and looking to get laid. Which is the same as to say, because a bunch of women walk around a-nakid, means they want to get laid; strippers do it all the time.

Go over, ask her if she is finished using your ladder and if so, ask for it back. The longer you wait, the longer she is going to think "it's mine, not his, he doesn't want it back"

Here's a bit of advice, go over and talk to her. Tell her you aren't peeping, but casually you've noticed her blinds are open when she is walking around half a-nakid. Don't drool when you do this, don't have on a dopey grin. Just act like a concerned neighbor.
I'd give you credit for knowing what to say and do, because you have been married before, but you've also been divorced, which usually means things went south and nobody cared enough or knew how to fix it.
 
What he said. Go over ask her for the ladder and see if she'd be interested in sharing a coffee etc. Just don't be the creepy bloke from next door who monitors her as she goes about her evening/day etc. If she's interested she'll let you know šŸ˜Š
 
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When I first saw the post, I thought, wow, this guy is dumb. Then you started posting, and I realized, OP is a lot dumber than I originally thought.

If she wants the D, she'll come ask for it.

So do not, under any circumstances attempt to establish any form of direct or indirect communication via verbal, physical, or written means.

In fact, let her keep the ladder, unless you want to make things worse.
 
CaptJRackham said:
When I first saw the post, I thought, wow, this guy is dumb. Then you started posting, and I realized, OP is a lot dumber than I originally thought.

If she wants the D, she'll come ask for it.

So do not, under any circumstances attempt to establish any form of direct or indirect communication via verbal, physical, or written means.

In fact, let her keep the ladder, unless you want to make things worse.
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Funny because I asked this same thing on two threads. Every woman who responded said in one way or another they do tease men AND they enjoy teasing men.
 
HornyJunkMail said:
What he said. Go over ask her for the ladder and see if she'd be interested in sharing a coffee etc. Just don't be the creepy bloke from next door who monitors her as she goes about her evening/day etc. If she's interested she'll let you know šŸ˜Š
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I plan to.
 
CaptJRackham said:
When I first saw the post, I thought, wow, this guy is dumb. Then you started posting, and I realized, OP is a lot dumber than I originally thought.

If she wants the D, she'll come ask for it.

So do not, under any circumstances attempt to establish any form of direct or indirect communication via verbal, physical, or written means.

In fact, let her keep the ladder, unless you want to make things worse.
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I posted this questions on two threads. Every woman that answered said they do tease men that way, they like men looking, and it excites them.
 
CaptJRackham said:
When I first saw the post, I thought, wow, this guy is dumb. Then you started posting, and I realized, OP is a lot dumber than I originally thought.

If she wants the D, she'll come ask for it.

So do not, under any circumstances attempt to establish any form of direct or indirect communication via verbal, physical, or written means.

In fact, let her keep the ladder, unless you want to make things worse.
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I thoroughly enjoy your attitude!
 
EyeCanSeeYou said:
I posted this questions on two threads. Every woman that answered said they do tease men that way, they like men looking, and it excites them.
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As a woman, if I am going to tease a man, I am blatantly obvious about it. I don't think she is teasing you. I think she is comfortable in her own home. If you are interested in anything with her, introduce yourself, tell her, and don't be creepy about.
 
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