Antichrist

[Bert Notorius]

ANTICHRIST

http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/imgdetail/290409031826_antichrist-movie-dafoe.jpg

 

[Songcatcher]

H.r. 666

 

[Bert Notorius]

Lars von Trier sure likes his slow-mo.

 

[Bert Notorius]

My, wasn't that delightfully fucked up?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Mine eyes have seen the coming of the Dark Lord Antichrist
He is humorous and handsome, and he isn't very nice
We'll get along just fine if you don't make him tell you twice
Apocalypse today!

CHORUS:

Gory, gory Armageddon!
Gory, gory Armageddon!
Gory, gory Armageddon!
Apocalypse today!

It's really most annoying, with the rains of flaming pitch
And the things that bite, and things that burn, and things that sting and itch
But, oh, that Whore of Babylon's a lusty, royal bitch!
Apocalypse today!

(CHORUS)

It's really most confusing, with the Horsemen in the skies
And the seven seals, and seven plagues, and lambs with seven eyes
But we get no fun from Jesus, so bring on the Prince of Lies!
Apocalypse today!

(CHORUS)

 

[killallhippies]

you're just all about watching crappy pseudo porn lately, aren't ya?

 

[Bert Notorius]

I think waiting three years to see it shows remarkable restraint.

 

[KRCummings]

I've been trying to think of a reason to watch a Von Trier movie and just can't.

 

[Bert Notorius]

It's like watching pretty paint dry.

 

[KRCummings]

It's like watching pretty paint dry.

No, watching paint dry is much less painful.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I will be oft to find Dancer in the Dark and get my Bjork on.

 

[BgMma]

HOLY SHIT! I saw this movie and it was pretty intense.

I am not going to spoil it, but the ending was the fucking drop dead bummer, screwed uppiest shit ever!

 

[Bert Notorius]

HOLY SHIT! I saw this movie and it was pretty intense.

I am not going to spoil it, but the ending was the fucking drop dead bummer, screwed uppiest shit ever!

"Has anyone seen my clit?"

 

[BgMma]

"Has anyone seen my clit?"

Don't get me started...I can't get past a few things from that movie...I can't even REMEMBER a part about a clit with everything ELSE going on....

I love DaFoe, but, shit...that was a trip!

 

[KRCummings]

HOLY SHIT! I saw this movie and it was pretty intense.

I am not going to spoil it, but the ending was the fucking drop dead bummer, screwed uppiest shit ever!

Supposedly his company has made some good porn for women but I dislike the man so much I've never bothered to look for it.

 

[killallhippies]

HOLY SHIT! I saw this movie and it was pretty intense.

I am not going to spoil it, but the ending was the fucking drop dead bummer, screwed uppiest shit ever!

you know what was a bummer? watching billie piper play a lesbian teacher who fell in love with her hot student and then completely fail to have sex with her on camera. stupid fucking bbc.

 

[Bert Notorius]

there is more to life than lesbian porn.

 

[killallhippies]

stop talking nonsense.

 

[BgMma]

OMG...you guys are so crazy.

You don't like him? Why is that? I'm not going to judge, just curious.

Billie Piper....*sigh*

There is more to life than lesbian porn and it's called man-sex porn. All awesome, all the time.

 

[Licia]

So you already have the how-to coverd, KRC?

 

[KRCummings]

OMG...you guys are so crazy.

You don't like him? Why is that? I'm not going to judge, just curious.

Billie Piper....*sigh*

There is more to life than lesbian porn and it's called man-sex porn. All awesome, all the time.

He's an ass and his movies are often over-stylized shit.

 

[BgMma]

He's an ass and his movies are often over-stylized shit.

Ah, I see what you mean.

I never thought about it before....*eek* You're changing my world view!

 

[Bert Notorius]

So are his yogurt commercials.

 

[KRCummings]

So are his yogurt commercials.

I think those are his porn movies.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I think those are his porn movies.

HEY, HEY!