Answer me these questions three...

Answer me this: why is this in the Personals? And, no, I do not have a cock on my body.
 
Do you have a small penis?
Do you live in the UK?
Do you enjoy tying up and going down on a woman?

It's not the length of the wand, it's the magic in it.

My idea of hell would be living in London.

Not until I talk her into dressing into something disposable, firmly tied wrists ankles free, and I cut every piece of clothing she's wearing off with a razor blade between my teeth.
 
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