Another Stupid Spam Email

[SEX_VAMPYRE]

hummm let me know what the trick is for this spam. I did not bother to figure it out. I believe it's supposed to chill your spine.

2% or 98%
This is strange...can you figure it out?
Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?
Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
* There's no trick or surprise.
* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.
* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).










Think of a number from 1 to 10













Multiply that number by 9













If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together












Now subtract 5













Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with
(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)













Think of a country that starts with that letter












Remember the last letter of the name of that country













Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter













Remember the last letter in the name of that animal













Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter













Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?


I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of
the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos
in Denmark when given this exercise.

Freaky, huh?

Keep this message going. This one is actually worth sending
on to others. Forward it to people you know so they can find
out if they are usual or unusual.

 

[Guest]

Think of a number from 1 to 10
1

Multiply that number by 9
9

If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
9

Now subtract 5
4

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with
(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
D

Think of a country that starts with that letter
Djibouti

Remember the last letter of the name of that country
I

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter
Iguana

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal
A

Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter
Apple

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?
No

I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of
the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos
in Denmark when given this exercise.

Freaky, huh?

Keep this message going. This one is actually worth sending
on to others. Forward it to people you know so they can find
out if they are usual or unusual.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Think of a number from 1 to 10
4

Multiply that number by 9
36

If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
9

Now subtract 5
4

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with
(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
D

Think of a country that starts with that letter
Denmark

Remember the last letter of the name of that country
K

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter
Koala

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal
A

Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter
Apple

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?
No.

 

[phrodeau]

The first letter for the country will always be "D". And there aren't too many countries that begin with "D".

I came up with Dominican Republic, cat and tomato. I honestly never thought of Denmark.

 

[MagicMan]

hummm let me know what the trick is for this spam. I did not bother to figure it out. I believe it's supposed to chill your spine.

2% or 98%
This is strange...can you figure it out?
Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?
Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
* There's no trick or surprise.
* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.
* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).










Think of a number from 1 to 10













Multiply that number by 9













If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together












Now subtract 5













Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with
(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)













Think of a country that starts with that letter












Remember the last letter of the name of that country













Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter













Remember the last letter in the name of that animal













Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter













Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?


I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of
the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos
in Denmark when given this exercise.

Freaky, huh?

Keep this message going. This one is actually worth sending
on to others. Forward it to people you know so they can find
out if they are usual or unusual.

Yes I did have a kangaroo in Denmark eating an orange.

Reckon he must have got lost

 

[carrie-on]

Hubby and I did this at the same time...I came up with the Kangaroo in Denmark eating an orange...he came up with a Koala in Denmark eating an apple.
Good one!!

 

[Guest]

Actually, I did name Danmark, but named kettle fish.

I couldn't think of any fruit with H, so I picked hemp leaves.

I'ma stoned.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Of course you always get a 4 which leads you to a D which most likely will present a Denmark which gives you a K and there aren't that many animals other than Kangaroo you'd think of and that ends in an O which leads you to the fruit Orange and I'd rather teach you all how three card monte works except don't ask me today because I'm still pissed about that Secrets of Street Magicians special with that fuckwad in the mask who reveals magic secrets on TV because he can't get his own magic special any other way and they always act like you deserve to know the secrets which isn't true unless the magician you're exposing is actually claiming paranormal powers then go right ahead otherwise its just a snotty thing to do.

 

[sunstruck]

Have you considered a vacation recently Dixon? Maybe a trip to the mountains? Nice log cabin. Quiet. Deer nibbling fruit in the orchard.

 

[Guest]

I came up with Dominican Republic, cat and tomato. I honestly never thought of Denmark.

Ditto.
We must have been on the same wavelength.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook...you put your little deer lips to the cool clear water...BAM a fuckin bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

 

[Irie]

Ditto.
We must have been on the same wavelength.

That was me. Bear with the newbie as he gets his shit together.

 

[sunstruck]

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook...you put your little deer lips to the cool clear water...BAM a fuckin bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

You're in Ala-fuckin-bama. I love that movie.

Story. I'm in Nebraska for the first time at my future sister-in-laws, when my mother-in-law calls me into the kitchen. "Look Sunny, there's a beautiful male pheasent walking across the backyard". And indeed there was, beautiful and majestic, until two men pulled up to the side of the road in a pick up truck and shot it.

I don't look at wild life in the midwest anymore.

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[Guest]

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook...you put your little deer lips to the cool clear water...BAM a fuckin bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

Melisa Tomatoe
My cusin Billy