Another "Shaved or Hairy" Question

[Guest]

This one is for women. Do women prefer if a guy has bald or hairy balls?

 

[Cheyenne]

Bald. To match my style.

 

[Guest]

All I'll say is I don't like to floss! If a man wants his balls sucked on, he better do something about it first. lol


~Tiggs~
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[Havocman]

Searching Thru the Cabinets...

All I'll say is I don't like to floss! If a man wants his balls sucked on, he better do something about it first. lol


~Tiggs~
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/sd3/lise.gif

Okay, I know Mrs. Havoc keeps that Magic powder around here somewhere....*searching frantically*

Havoc

 

[Nicole]

Re: Searching Thru the Cabinets...

All I'll say is I don't like to floss! If a man wants his balls sucked on, he better do something about it first. lol


~Tiggs~
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/sd3/lise.gif

Okay, I know Mrs. Havoc keeps that Magic powder around here somewhere....*searching frantically*

Havoc

RAOTFLMAO @ Havoc. Can we watch???

 

[Cheyenne]

Believe it or not

I convinced a male friend of mine to buy the Magic Lotion for his balls. His first comment when he brought it home was that he thought I meant the spatula was for application, NOT the removal process! Anyway, he tried it on his face first and said it just about killed him. He won't admit it, but I think he did the "typical male thing" (no offense to you guys) and DIDN'T READ THE INSTRUCTIONS! I think he used the Magic Lotion too soon after shaving- he just says "maybe."

He shaved his balls again instead of using the Magic Lotion. I'm thinking I may not be able to get him to try it on his balls at all after the "face incident."

 

[Guest]

Havoc, as long as you don't have like 2-3" hairs you're ok. I'll take ya on w/o bald balls.

 

[Havocman]

WOOHOO, Tiggsy's gonna take me on...with Nicole watching!!!

Oh yeah sure...wait until after I get this white pasty shit spread all over my nuts, THEN tell me you'll do me anyway as long as it's not TOO long...*shrugs* Oh well, what the hell, I probably would have had a harder time finding a ruler to measure the hair with anyway...

*Beginning to fidgit nervously while examining my plaster o'paris covered nutsack...* Ummm, hey folks, is this shit supposed to tingle like this?

Havoc the Tingly

 

[Cheyenne]

Yes, it is! It tingles. But then it burns if left on too long, or if washed off with soap. Of course, if you always read directions (from another post) you'd know that. It is right on the can/tube, Havoc.

 

[Guest]

<tapping foot on floor, arms crossed>

Are you ready yet Havoc? Or do I need to hunt down Carl? lol

 

[Havocman]

Spatula In Hand, Scraping Carefully

hmmmmm....easy now Tiggsbabe, this is a rather sensitive area here...don't want to make any too-sudden movements, if you know what I mean...

Hey, if you're in such a rush...why don't ya come on over here and give me a hand getting this stuff off...*shaking nearly defoiliated balls at Tiggs while smiling wickedly*

Yoohoo....still watching Nicole??? Well get over here, you can help as well, you little voyeur, you...

Cheyenne,
DIRECTIONS?!? I don't need to stop and ask for directions goddamnit, I'm not lost, I'm a MAN...hehehehe

Havoc and His Shaking Balls

 

[Merelan]

Havoc... may I watch too? I even have a spatula, I borrowed it from Earthgoddess, she will never know.

 

[Havocman]

Beginning to REALLY Like the Sound of This...

Sure come on over Merelan, but if you've already got a spatula, then you can't JUST watch...

*wiggling eyebrows and holding balls up higher to accomodate all the scraping in those pesky, hard to reach places*

Havoc the Accessible

 

[Merelan]

Oh dear Pamfam, I am honored you would let me help.

 

[Cheyenne]

tsk tsk tsk

Havoc, that was my point exactly. Men don't read directions. That will result in very sore balls in this case... of course, in the interest of helping, I suppose I could come over and read them to you! So, need any help?

 

[Merelan]

Cheyenne, how about starting an rp revolving around helping Havoc shave his balls? Imagine the fun we could have with that. Him all helpless, and us in control. A can of Magic, a spatula and off we go!!!
I suppose we would have to ask him first?
LOL!!!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

hhmmmm....

I haven't ventured over to the rp board, have always been afraid I'd be addicted to yet ANOTHER of these boards if I went there, so I have resisted. But a story line about Magic Lotion could potentially get me there.

 

[Merelan]

Wonder if Havoc would approve?
You must come over. Read the ones that you know their names. You know who I mean.

 

[Guest]

<Ducking every time Havoc flings a lil ball of that stuff at me> Missed again! Hahaha! Neener neener neener!

 

[Nicole]

Well Havoc I would like to join in there, but what is the saying?? Too many cooks spoiled the broth?

Maybe I'll sit back and watch these lovely ladies take it all off and then I'll find something to do with it afterwards

Then again *searching body for spare spatula* any room over here???

 

[Havocman]

Would I Approve.........DUH!

Let's see if I've got this straight Merelan, an RP thread devoted to a bunch of horny, sexually liberated ladies tieing me down and shaving my balls and then possibly having their wicked, wanton way with me...FUCK YEAH, sign me up!!!

But only if the ladies in question are bare below themselves...hehehehe

*scraping off a pasty white ball of goo and flinging it at Nicole who's trying to stay hidden* I see you over there Nics, you can't hide in the shadows, your glowing red ass cheeks give ya away...you gonna help or what?

BTW Cheyenne, you sound like an expert, and I never turn down help from an expert...especially if it's help of a sexual variety, so come on over here and read those directions to me...Direct me baby, direct me....

*scraping off another pasty white ball of goo and flinging it at Tiggs* Won't be much longer now Tiggsy. Soon I'll be smooth, and you can put your money where your mouth is...so to speak

Havoc the Insatiable

 

[Nicole]

I'm helping, I'm helping. Geez Havoc can't you even tell when my hands are on you??

BTW I am eligble for the ROLE PLAYING. And well Havoc sexy, you KNOW how GOOD I am at that

Nyah Nyah Nyah

Go on fling more at me, I dare you *looking innocently and sweetly at you*

[Edited by Nicole on 07-31-2000 at 12:24 AM]

 

[Merelan]

Well of course we would expect some form of payment for helping you!!! Sex would be wonderful.

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm game

Well.... I'm usually a reader, not a writer, and I haven't participated in the role play board yet. I tried reading the regular rp board and didn't have ANY idea of what the hell was going on. The sexual role play board seems a little clearer!

I guess I have become the resident Magic Powder/Lotion expert somehow, must be my enthusiasm for the stuff. Just used it yesterday, as a matter of fact..... so I qualify in the bare down below myself category!!! Smooooooth. And I'm always willing to help others, so I'd be happy to share my expertise with Havoc. I would also expect payment in return, of course.

Merelan, you're the writing expert- if you start the rp thread, I promise I'll join.

 

[Merelan]

hmmm. Havoc says he is insatiable? Girls, should we try to find out?