Another redneck joke

[Shylady]

Bubba and Cooter decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and
thought they should go to college to get ahead.

Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math,
history, and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Bubba.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example.

Do you own a weed-eater?"

"I sure do," answered the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the
professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have
a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!!!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever
heard of. I cain't wait to take this here logic class."

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the
hallway where Cooter is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're queer, ain't ya?"

 

[Simply Me]

Lmao! You are the queen of Rednecks Shy, and I mean that in a good way..

 

[Shylady]

lol Thank you Simply *I think*

 

[TN_Vixen]

Personally

this redneck ho is offended. I feel you have overstepped your bounds.

 

[Pokerman]

Another Joke

After years of research, a group of anthropologists have determined that the first toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. When asked how they knew it was the Mountain State, the scientists said, "Well, if it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush..."

 

[Shylady]

TN Vixen?

Did you want to be the queen of rednecks?

I don't want to offend anyone you know



lol good one pokerman

 

[TN_Vixen]

Shylady, no problem. I was just kidding.

 

[Pokerman]

you know, if you have my post and shylady's in the window at the same time, it looks like i'm licking my lips at her avitar...

 

[Shylady]

lol I am glad to hear that TN Vixen but I will still share the crown.


lol Pokerman I like your avatar too

 

[Pokerman]

Maybe my avatar can get together with your avatar....