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Another reason why American Football is superior to soccer

WriterDom

WriterDom

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This kind of shit wouldn't be tolerated here. Patting on the ass, maybe, but not penis nibbling

LONDON, Nov 28 (Reuters) - Sevilla's Francisco Gallardo has been charged by the Spanish soccer federation for biting team mate Jose Antonio Reyes' penis after he had scored in the club's 4-0 win over Valladolid at the weekend.

Reyes was besieged by ecstatic team mates after scoring and Gallardo was seen to bend down and nibble at the goalscorer's genitalia in an unusual form of goal celebration, according to a report on UK website Ananova.com.

The midfielder could face a fine or suspension for his actions, which may deemed to be an infringement of what is described in the federation's rulebook as "sporting dignity and decorum."

"I felt a bit of a pinch but I didn't realise what Gallardo had done until I saw the video," Reyes said. "The worst thing about it is the teasing I'm going to get from my team mates."
 
WD, we ought to start a whole thread of soccer fuckups. From players biting each others wankers to the ref. that got assaulted to the roof falling in at a soccer stadium in Iran, soccer is by far the dumbest sport in the history of mankind.

Don't even compare it to real football.
 
Another reason...

Well maybe.

Depends what turns you on ducky.;)
 
how can you call a game football when you pick it up and hold it in your hands
the most boring 2 hours of my life were watching the rams versus the 49ers at wembley a few years back
wrestling is more of a sport than what you call football , more entertaining a well
the whole world are football fans instead of your anally retentive couch potato tv addicts
oh yeah i forgot to mention steroid abuse and lack of stamina in your game
 
Pabloback

At the risk of lynching, I'm with you on this except for one thing. Surely you meant three hours (two hours is only mid way through the third quarter). And anyway how can it be football, the don't kick the damn thing!
 
So I guess you blokes are all for penis biting and soccer hooligans without teeth? Lovely......



Besides, the reason soccer fans riot is that they don't have anything else to do......


It's not soccer that causes the riots, it's boredom.
 
football hooligans are soooo retro
that was a 1970's fashion ,
football is now the designer sport of the world
 
WriterDom said:
This kind of shit wouldn't be tolerated here. Patting on the ass, maybe, but not penis nibbling
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Not tolerated--they'd have to stop the game, walk to the sidelines, call for legal opinions--have experts discuss it between adverts. . .
 
pabloback said:
football hooligans are soooo retro
that was a 1970's fashion ,
football is now the designer sport of the world
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On April 11, 43 people were killed at Johannesburg's Ellis Park stadium and on April 29, eight people were killed in Lubumbashi, Congo and on May 6, fighting broke out among fans at a soccer match in Cote d'Ivoire Coast, killing one person and injuring 39.

That doesn't include the death toll from Iran.

Some sport.

Better question. Is it because the sport is so boring that people have to riot? Or is it that the sport is so dull that people have to riot?

"Great scores guys!! Mind if I nibble on your cock to celebrate?"
 
johannesburg , congo and irory coast were all tribal wars , that just happened to be at a football match
iran ..........nuff said
 
At the risk of

getting lynched or my cock bitten I have to admit I prefer
US football to soccer.

I'd still like to know why it's called football.After all it's only
another form of rugby.
 
By that logic Pablo, Spain is a nation of cock nibblers.......
 
'Wild animals'

English fans riot against Turks in north London

Posted: Thursday May 18, 2000 10:58 AM


LONDON (AP) -- Hundreds of Arsenal fans rampaged through north London, attacking Turkish businesses, throwing bottles and smashing windows after the club's defeat to Galatasaray in the UEFA Cup final in Copnhagen. Six people were arrested and three policemen were injured.

The violence occurred Wednesday night in the Finsbury Park area surrounding Arsenal's home stadium at Highbury.

The incidents followed the running street battles between English and Turkish fans in Copenhagen which left dozens injured, including four with stab wounds, and resulted in 63 arrests.

The London Evening Standard said around 300 Arsenal fans, many of them drunk, poured out of pubs and attacked Turkish restaurants and establishments after watching television coverage of their team's loss to Galatasaray in a penalty shootout.

At one point, the mob smashed down the door of an apartment housing refugees from Kosovo, apparently believing they were Turks, and threatened them with a knife. The refugees were forced to jump from first and second floor windows to escape, the paper said.

"They kicked down the door and ran in," one of the refugees, Edmia Cocia, was quoted as saying. "They broke everything, the television, chairs and tables. I saw one with a knife and others with bottles. They were shouting at us as if we were Turkish."

The Evening Standard said two drunken fans grabbed one of its reporters and threw him through the splintered door, leaving him with an injured knee.

"They came through here like wild animals," said the owner of a local real estate office, which had its windows smashed. "There must have been 300 or 400 of them."
 
Well if you are going to mention rugby, I prefer that to either American or Association Football.

Rugby (either code) eighty minutes, with one fifteen minute break , of real men and real blood and guts. No poncy helmets or other armour. Just two teams prepared to battle it out to the end. No hooligans and, to my knowledge no penis nibbling. Even the Americans play it!
 
Rugby is fun to play, but to watch?

You're kidding me right?

Who the fuck can tell what's going on in the bottom of a scrum?

No one watching can.....

The reason Europeans and other panty-wearers haven't caught on to American football is that they're undernourished and weak. Same as WW2. I hope to god no one tells the Russians about American football or we might have another Cold War.
 
The reasons that Europe and South Africans, New Zealanders, Australians, Fijians, Argentinians amongst others prefer Rugby is that they play a sport that is generally drug free. Rugby players get to the size they are from exercise.

As to what goes on at the bottom of a scrum (Rugby Union only, not league), perhaps if you knew the rules and had played the game you might know.
 
bluespoke said:
The reasons that Europe and South Africans, New Zealanders, Australians, Fijians, Argentinians amongst others prefer Rugby is that they play a sport that is generally drug free. Rugby players get to the size they are from exercise.

As to what goes on at the bottom of a scrum (Rugby Union only, not league), perhaps if you knew the rules and had played the game you might know.
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I like rugby but it doesn't photograph well.

The reason A. football isn't more popular is that it requires expensive equipment.

That's it.


Oh, and balls. The Australians would make excellent American footballers if they could let go of their national ego.

If you've ever played organized American football, there really is no comparison. All these folks saying soccer is superior have no such experience or wear their mum's bra to work.
 
Sorry equipment has got nothing to do with it.

Perhaps you should look at how many other countries play American Football.

Could it be that it is you that is out of step and not the rest of the world.

The rest of the world plays Association Football. More countrie play Rugby than American Football.

We can't all be wrong.
 
bluespoke said:
Sorry equipment has got nothing to do with it.

Perhaps you should look at how many other countries play American Football.

Could it be that it is you that is out of step and not the rest of the world.

The rest of the world plays Association Football. More countrie play Rugby than American Football.

We can't all be wrong.
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Professional American football wasn't even moderately popular in America until the 50's.

The reason rugby is so popular is the same reason people in those same countries like tea and biscuits, cricket, soccer, and other Englishisms: They're all former colonies with relatively recent (last 100 years or so) independence. Some are even still members of the Commonwealth.

I like to play both soccer and rugby. Just don't make me watch it.
 
Well I never. Argentina part of the British Empire? Romania and France too?

And please, when you refer to this little island over here, we're not all English! Some of us are Irish, Welsh and Scots. If you want to refer to us collectively then we're British.
 
bluespoke said:
Well I never. Argentina part of the British Empire? Romania and France too?

And please, when you refer to this little island over here, we're not all English! Some of us are Irish, Welsh and Scots. If you want to refer to us collectively then we're British.
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Englishisms just sounded better than Britishisms.

Argentina and Romania and France couldn't play American football, we have a height and weight requirement.


American football is like America: High tech, mean, legalistic, bombastic, fast, and brutal.

People die and get paralyzed on the field playing American football. It's 100% real.

Blue, have you ever played organized A. football? Gone to a Div. 1A college game (truly the highest form for the fan)? It's akin to watching hand to hand combat in the age of Homer.
 
And Italy has joined the five-nations too. Forcing us to change the name of the competition.

Maybe, since it gets played in Hong Kong, China will soon take its place as a Rugby playing nation.

Well, I didn't say they'd be good at it.

All you need to play Association football is a spherical object and something to make goalposts with (Jumpers:) )

Two legs help as well.

Boots and shinpads if your going to do it properly.
 
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