Another Really Bad Joke

[willywanker]

Edna was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said...."Your heart would be just below your left
breast."

...Later that night, Edna was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

 

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[Always]

that was pretty sadly funny...

 

[willywanker]

It is bad and as if that weren't bad enough, here is another.

Do you know what you find between the breast of a 90 year old woman?
























Her navel.

 

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