Another possibly humorous one...

[entitled]

What women REALLY think while having sex. Including such jewels as:

"ugh... What is that SMELL?!? Oh, that... that reminds me, i need to pick up some more deodorant tomorrow..."

"i never realized how much hair men really had. hmm... need to get mine cut, and maybe get a wax..."

"Thirteen, fourteen, fif-- No, no, no. You're not supposed to roll me over, i was almost done with the knotholes in the wall..."



Anybody interested?

 

[NASCARaddicted]

another one:

"the ceiling needs some new paint"

 

[millieteases]

Tom Cruise...No, Rob Lowe...No,... Harrison Ford...Yes!

 

[Chicklet]

Tom Cruise...No, Rob Lowe...No,... Harrison Ford...Yes!

lol

 

[entitled]

*snickers*

i wonder what this room would look like painted fuschia...

 

[sirhugs]

Tom Cruise...No, Rob Lowe...No,... Harrison Ford...Yes!

how true, I suspect
but funnier for being true

since this IS the Story Ideas forum, can one of you Funny Ladies write a " Humour & Satire " piece on this?

 

[pinklipstick]

$1534 beginning balance

-$115 groceries
-$12.45 dry cleaners
-$11.23 lunch
-13.45 gas

$1381.87 ending balance

oh yeah

-58.17 electric bill

1323.70 ending balance

 

[entitled]

since this IS the Story Ideas forum, can one of you Funny Ladies write a " Humour & Satire " piece on this?

That was the original thought on this whole thread. *laughs* It just got a little carried away.

 

[sirhugs]

That was the original thought on this whole thread. *laughs* It just got a little carried away.

but its fun
hope we get several stories- I'd enjoy them!

certainly easier to get unique titles- I'm sure there isn't already " The Ceiling Needs Paint" on Lit, or " Balancing the Checkbook"