Another night with the cops.

[kiwiwolf]

A couple of weeks ago the cops got a tip that the video store that I work in now was going to be the target of an armed robbery. The bad guys are supposed to hit the place during the weekend, so now I have the pleasure of working with a shop full of armed undercover cops who lurk surreptitiously in the adult video room.

One look at these guys and you just know they are cops. The ill concealed handguns are also a dead giveaway. It's come to the stage where the punters are too scared to go anywhere near the porn section. Gotta love undercover cops though. They always spring for a feed halfway through the shift. MMMMM Free McDonalds.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have a cop fetish.

A group of men with guns and badges and power all collected in the porno section of a video store. They are so easy to bring to their knees...

Muffie is excited.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I have a cop fetish.

A group of men with guns and badges and power all collected in the porno section of a video store. They are so easy to bring to their knees...

Muffie is excited.

Muffie you need help.

 

[Debbie]

kiwiwolf what time does your shift start?
I need to know if I've got enough time to drive up there,
buy a balaclava on the way and suspiciously
scope the joint out. I wanna get strip searched.
(Psst I'll be the one leering at you and licking my lips
in a sexy kinda way. )

 

[kiwiwolf]

kiwiwolf what time does your shift start?
I need to know if I've got enough time to drive up there,
buy a balaclava on the way and suspiciously
scope the joint out. I wanna get strip searched.
(Psst I'll be the one leering at you and licking my lips
in a sexy kinda way. )

7 pm sweetie. Now if you want to rob us, make sure you come to my part of the counter. I can help you get the safe out to your car. Oh and if you want some of the porn movies make sure you bring your membership card or two forms of valid ID.



By the way with that discription I'll never pick you out. I get leered at all the time... ROTFLMAO Wish me luck.

 

[Debbie]

Porn movies? What do you think I am a perv?
Will the safe fit in the boot of my Ford Fairmont
or shall I hire a truck under the name of Ima Robber?

Good luck.

 

[J.B.]

7pm got'cha







Do you think just wearing a black leather mini and corset is too obvious?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Muffie you need help.

WHAAAAAAAAAT?

I'm normal.

Cops are hotties. Except the donut ones. Skip them.

 

[Draco]

Hey debs...stop using my cousins name (Ima Robber) in vain...LOL

 

[Draco]

Gotta agree with KM, theres something about a female policewoman uniform....and a flight attendant, and a nurse...I could go on......

 

[SweetCherry]

Gotta agree with KM, theres something about a female policewoman uniform....and a flight attendant, and a nurse...I could go on......

Bloody pervert!

*scribbling notes*

 

[Debbie]

Hey debs...stop using my cousins name (Ima Robber) in vain...LOL

Damn I got caught.
Ok I'l try Seemy Gunn.

lol hello you tow lovely pervs.
*waving to the Empress*
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons/happy/042.gif

 

[SweetCherry]

Damn I got caught.
Ok I'l try Seemy Gunn.

lol hello you tow lovely pervs.
*waving to the Empress*
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons/happy/042.gif

Ah, it's so nice to be worshiped as is proper for my station.

 

[Debbie]

Ah, it's so nice to be worshiped as is proper for my station.

Draco and I are just a small part of your fan club.

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons/happy/1074.gif

 

[SweetCherry]

Geez, I got a fan club now? Crap, when did that happen? And why didn't anyone tell me?

I always thought as an Empress, I was sposed to be feared.

 

[April]

Feared? Ha!!

 

[Debbie]

Feared? Ha!!

Ssssssh the Empress may have to punish us.
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons/happy/443.gif

 

[SweetCherry]

Feared? Ha!!

Something tells me the trembling you're doing is not from fear, but from trying to stifle those giggles.

 

[April]

I never giggle. It's undignified.

I do, however, laugh my ass off at things.

 

[SweetCherry]

Where'd those cops go that Kiwiwolf was talking about. I'd like to hire then as my royal guards. I've always wanted to shout "Guards! Sieze her!" And this is one situation that's just screaming for it.

Hm, I wonder if the chains in the dungeon will fit April's wrists and ankles.

 

[April]

I have a proven ability to squeeze out of any restraints.



(alright, so that's a flat out lie, but so what)

 

[SweetCherry]

April, would you really WANT to squeeze out of restraints? After all, handcuffs and chains can be a good thing.

 

[Ask For More]

Join the rebellion!
Viva la revolution!

Can I get locked up now?

 

[SweetCherry]

You're making it way too obvious, AFM.

 

[Ask For More]

And your point is?

Bite me