Another JBJ, "Hey, look at me and my fucked up attitude toward Lit and writing thread

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Another JBJ, "Hey, look at me and my fucked up attitude toward Lit and writing thread

For TEX.
 

I don't know why but there's something about this thread that really interest me. I can relate to this thread.

You did a good job with the interior of this thread too. It reminds me of Scouries old clubhouse. I see you even have a pool table, a bar, a grand piano, and in-the-thread swimming pool in the cellar. What's upstairs? The bedrooms?

Very nice. I love it.

"Oh, my God! Say that this isn't true. You have the red velvet sash hanging from the ceiling. Dare I pull it? I did pull it and music, confetti, balloons, and dancing girls."
 
I don't know why but there's something about this thread that really interest me. I can relate to this thread.

You did a good job with the interior of this thread too. It reminds me of Scouries old clubhouse. I see you even have a pool table, a bar, a grand piano, and in-the-thread swimming pool in the cellar. What's upstairs? The bedrooms?

Very nice. I love it.

"Oh, my God! Say that this isn't true. You have the red velvet sash hanging from the ceiling. Dare I pull it? I did pull it and music, confetti, balloons, and dancing girls."

Only the best for TEX. I want this bromance to work.
 
"Susan just told me about your thread JBJ and I had to come see for myself.

This thread is amazing. I feel as if I'm delivered back to 2007 in a time warp. If only my beloved Madam Scouries could see this, she'd be so pleased.

It's like a time capsule.

Thank you, JBJ. Thank you. You've made me very happy," said Freddie.

"Wait Freddie, don't go. Pull the red, velvet sash," said Susan.

"The sash? JBJ even has...the sash," said Freddie.

"He does?"

"Pull it," said Susan.

"Do I dare? Oh, my God! It's the same 1920's music right out of the Great Gatsby. There's confetti, balloons, dancing girls and...champagne. Thank you, JBJ. Thank you. I must call France to see if Madam Scouries can attend the party."

 
"Susan just told me about your thread JBJ and I had to come see for myself.

This thread is amazing. I feel as if I'm delivered back to 2007 in a time warp. If only my beloved Madam Scouries could see this, she'd be so pleased.

It's like a time capsule.

Thank you, JBJ. Thank you. You've made me very happy," said Freddie.

"Wait Freddie, don't go. Pull the red, velvet sash," said Susan.

"The sash? JBJ even has...the sash," said Freddie.

"He does?"

"Pull it," said Susan.

"Do I dare? Oh, my God! It's the same 1920's music right out of the Great Gatsby. There's confetti, balloons, dancing girls and...champagne. Thank you, JBJ. Thank you. I must call France to see if Madam Scouries can attend the party."


Long time no see, Frederico :)
 
I've been allowing my kid sister to do all of the heavy lifting, writing stories for me and on my behalf. Besides, she's a much better writer than I ever was and she's much prettier to look at too.

I wish Big Louie could see this thread but he's still in prison. He's getting out soon. These are my two younger brothers, Vito and Guido. This is JBJ.

I see the same characters are giving her the hard time that they gave me on the forumm boards. It still amazing me that they still call Susan, Freddie (lol). I'm a man and she's a woman.

"Duh?"

Long time no see, Frederico :)
 
Bromance Jimmy? I can't compete with you and BFW/SJP. You two are made for each other. :D
 
HOSTILITY TO IMPROVEMENT

I came to the AH 9 years ago and immediately locked horns with STELLA OMEGA and PILOT about grammar. Stella and Pilot were grammar Nazis, and I'm a little less so. But the war was on, and continues to this day, with PILOT and TEX and a few others from the Olden Times.

I'm a psychologist by professional training and many years experience. So I'm naturally curious about attitudes and collisions people have. At the hospital I had soundproof seclusion rooms with leather restraints, something we need here.

What I see here is a chronic hostility to improvement because most answer the question AM I THERE YET? with YES! and they aren't even close to THERE yet. This and most people are too lazy to breathe without help. Reminds me of KP (kitchen police) in the military. Every night, starting about 8 oclock, we peeled tons of potatoes till dawn, which the cooks turned into shit. LIT writers do the same with words. Turn tons of them into shit. And few cooks or writers wanna do better. Ego and indolence.
 
HOSTILITY TO IMPROVEMENT

I came to the AH 9 years ago and immediately locked horns with STELLA OMEGA and PILOT about grammar. Stella and Pilot were grammar Nazis, and I'm a little less so. But the war was on, and continues to this day, with PILOT and TEX and a few others from the Olden Times.

I'm a psychologist by professional training and many years experience. So I'm naturally curious about attitudes and collisions people have. At the hospital I had soundproof seclusion rooms with leather restraints, something we need here.

What I see here is a chronic hostility to improvement because most answer the question AM I THERE YET? with YES! and they aren't even close to THERE yet. This and most people are too lazy to breathe without help. Reminds me of KP (kitchen police) in the military. Every night, starting about 8 oclock, we peeled tons of potatoes till dawn, which the cooks turned into shit. LIT writers do the same with words. Turn tons of them into shit. And few cooks or writers wanna do better. Ego and indolence.

I've been posting stories for 9 years, since 2007, too. I've had the same problems with the same host of characters and others that makes me believe it's not me.

Only, and I apologize in advance if I have offended you but I'm confused by what you wrote. You're a psychologist by professional training, I get that. What confused me was when you wrote that you had soundproof seclusion room with leather restraints.

Okay, I admit that the leather restraints are a big turn on for me but, being that all psychologists and psychiatrists are crazier than their patients, were you a therapist or a patient? Were you in the same mental institution where they kept (gulp) Madam Scouries?

Every now and again, she'd escape to the library to use their computer. Is that what you do? As a trustee, do you work in the library and use the computer to post on Literotica?

"Wow!"

With all of the new that threads you start and with all of the excessive posts that you make, you being a trusted patient in an insane asylum and working in the library would explain why you have so much time to read so very many books.

"Lucky you."

I'm not throwing stones at glass houses, I'm just trying to understand and make sense of what you wrote. Just curious, what are the visiting hours? And could I bring something you need? Chocolate? Cigarettes? Me?

Other than a short, low cut, red dress without wearing a bra and panties, will they search me in the way that the TSA agents do at the airport all the time?

"Be still my heart."

They always seem to have reason to take me in the 'other room' to strip search me. Will they do that to me?

"Oh, God."

I'm already getting sexually aroused just thinking about visiting you in the crazy hospital. I need to go lay down.

"Call me."

 
I've been posting stories for 9 years, since 2007, too. I've had the same problems with the same host of characters and others that makes me believe it's not me.

Only, and I apologize in advance if I have offended you but I'm confused by what you wrote. You're a psychologist by professional training, I get that. What confused me was when you wrote that you had soundproof seclusion room with leather restraints.

Okay, I admit that the leather restraints are a big turn on for me but, being that all psychologists and psychiatrists are crazier than their patients, were you a therapist or a patient? Were you in the same mental institution where they kept (gulp) Madam Scouries?

Every now and again, she'd escape to the library to use their computer. Is that what you do? As a trustee, do you work in the library and use the computer to post on Literotica?

"Wow!"

With all of the new that threads you start and with all of the excessive posts that you make, you being a trusted patient in an insane asylum and working in the library would explain why you have so much time to read so very many books.

"Lucky you."

I'm not throwing stones at glass houses, I'm just trying to understand and make sense of what you wrote. Just curious, what are the visiting hours? And could I bring something you need? Chocolate? Cigarettes? Me?

Other than a short, low cut, red dress without wearing a bra and panties, will they search me in the way that the TSA agents do at the airport all the time?

"Be still my heart."

They always seem to have reason to take me in the 'other room' to strip search me. Will they do that to me?

"Oh, God."

I'm already getting sexually aroused just thinking about visiting you in the crazy hospital. I need to go lay down.

"Call me."


I did admissions and emergency services. The cops brought violent, craze people in, and seclusion-restraints was for the worst of them till the shots worked.
 
Just more and more of the same old 'look at me shit' but now we have a showmance. At least something is looking up in James/freddie world. :D
 
OMG

I just bought a book fulla thuglette stories by women writers.

What was I thinking!
 
My latest effort is 18,000 words so far, and may go to 21,000. That's like 6 LIT pages. Its a saga of a bisexual psychotherapist who guides her patients to working for her as hookers. I wanna pare it back to about 12,000 words.
 
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