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This story is taken rfom "Creepy Susie and 13 other tragic tales for troubled children" by Angus Oblong published by Ballentine Books.
The illustrations are priceless, and each line comprises one page, just like a childrens book. Anyone out there in mental health should buy this book. The underlying psychiatric themes are right on the money. Our medical director is even considering adapting some of them to include in presentations in the community. Sparky would even like this book.
"Sibling Rivalry"
Tommy and Patty were brother and sister. They hated each other.
Tommy put a poo and booger sandwich in Patty's lunch pail.
So Patty put glue on the toilet seat.
So Tommy told all of Patty's friends that she was a hermaphrodite.
So Patty told Tommy that mommy & daddy were killed in a horrible accident.
So Tommy baked Mittens the cat at 350 degrees, to a light golden brown.
So Patty put a rake through Tommy's skull while he was watching Saturday morning cartoons. (another great illustration on this page)
And Patty was an only child.
The End.
The illustrations are priceless, and each line comprises one page, just like a childrens book. Anyone out there in mental health should buy this book. The underlying psychiatric themes are right on the money. Our medical director is even considering adapting some of them to include in presentations in the community. Sparky would even like this book.
"Sibling Rivalry"
Tommy and Patty were brother and sister. They hated each other.
Tommy put a poo and booger sandwich in Patty's lunch pail.
So Patty put glue on the toilet seat.
So Tommy told all of Patty's friends that she was a hermaphrodite.
So Patty told Tommy that mommy & daddy were killed in a horrible accident.
So Tommy baked Mittens the cat at 350 degrees, to a light golden brown.
So Patty put a rake through Tommy's skull while he was watching Saturday morning cartoons. (another great illustration on this page)
And Patty was an only child.
The End.
