Annual Nude Day Contest Support Thread

[Aurora Black]

well, I managed not to do the last one, but only because i had so much going on and not assingle how to idea - missing two in a row seems not doable.

Good luck to you, then.

 

[English Lady]

Good luck to you, then.

*waits, poised to catch passing inspiration*

 

[Aurora Black]

*waits, poised to catch passing inspiration*

*sits in the corner to watch the show, popcorn and digestives at the ready*

 

[Guest]

*waits, poised to catch passing inspiration*

* streaks by EL nude *
"Inspired yet?"

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Thank you for Ted-E-Bare for starting this thread.

I had mentioned the proximity of Nude Day to the How To contest in that thread but I should really have started the Nude Day support thread before the How To Contest ended.

Get writing - now! There isn't much time so the contest might get off to a slow start unless the AH produce the naked goods muy pronto.

I'm still working on a couple of ideas but I'm not eligible this time. (Shakes head in continued disbelief).

Og

I'll give ya a head to head for the lowest mark ever recorded - we owe the punters that after our out-of-the-loop performance in'How-to'

"The girl took off her clothes and regarded herself in the nunnery mirror. She was ashamed of the rivulets of flesh that..."

We can grapple as bottom feeders.

Why did I push you to 25 votes?

 

[oggbashan]

I'll give ya a head to head for the lowest mark ever recorded - we owe the punters that after our out-of-the-loop performance in'How-to'
...

I now have only two Ws in my list of submissions. My only E doesn't even have an H.

Both Ws are for factual essays, not for sexually charged fiction.

That won't stop my trying to write erotica and ending up close to last - again.

Og

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I now have only two Ws in my list of submissions. My only E doesn't even have an H.

Both Ws are for factual essays, not for sexually charged fiction.

That won't stop my trying to write erotica and ending up close to last - again.

Og

But you HAVE an "E" ... that's cool!

 

[oggbashan]

But you HAVE an "E" ... that's cool!

Click on the link in my signature to Colly's submissions. She had several Es and Ws and almost everything was an H.

By comparison, I am an also-ran who writes a lot...

Og

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Click on the link in my signature to Colly's submissions. She had several Es and Ws and almost everything was an H.

By comparison, I am an also-ran who writes a lot...

Og

Love Colly's stuff... and yours, too, Og...

you're too hard on yourself, sir...

*big squeeze*

Hey Aurora... are you REALLY going to sit this one out? *grin*

 

[Aurora Black]

Love Colly's stuff... and yours, too, Og...

you're too hard on yourself, sir...

*big squeeze*

Hey Aurora... are you REALLY going to sit this one out? *grin*

Yep. My creative well has run dry this time around.

 

[English Lady]

* streaks by EL nude *
"Inspired yet?"

Helll, yeah!

 

[kbate]

I submitted today - with notes not to post until the contest starts. For those who have not yet picked a date and time in my GB baby pool, you would be well advised to go pick a date and time between right now and the end of the week. Something moved. See ya. Have a great contest!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I submitted today - with notes not to post until the contest starts. For those who have not yet picked a date and time in my GB baby pool, you would be well advised to go pick a date and time between right now and the end of the week. Something moved. See ya. Have a great contest!

I thought you were KIDDING about a baby pool!

Baby dropped? It could still be weeks away yet, I'm afraid... 1st time moms, babies sometimes drop 1-2 weeks before... or it could be tomorrow!

Any other labor signs?

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I thought you were KIDDING about a baby pool!

Baby dropped? It could still be weeks away yet, I'm afraid... 1st time moms, babies sometimes drop 1-2 weeks before... or it could be tomorrow!

Any other labor signs?

Maybe we should boil water and tear up sheets? It always worked in the westerns...oh that and getting the jug from the well house...

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Maybe we should boil water and tear up sheets? It always worked in the westerns...oh that and getting the jug from the well house...

*snort*

That's what we women folk had you men do to KEEP BUSY and OUT OF OUR WAY while we delivered the babies!

 

[drksideofthemoon]

*snort*

That's what we women folk had you men do to KEEP BUSY and OUT OF OUR WAY while we delivered the babies!

Oh, what an insidious plot. Must have been hell on the family linen though, all that sheet tearing....LOL....

 

[damppanties]

What GB baby pool? What is that?


*talking to self, re: contest* Keep an open mind. Who knows...

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Kate's Baby Pool Thread

Hey, Kate, are you actually in labor?? (like she's gonna answer me if she is! )

 

[Guest]

We need to exempt Logo from the contest. She's a professional.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

We need to exempt Logo from the contest. She's a professional.

even midwives can't predict when babies will come...

usually only doctors can do that... with inductions and c-sections...

 

[Guest]

even midwives can't predict when babies will come...

usually only doctors can do that... with inductions and c-sections...

My bad. Should have put a in there. It was meant lightheartedly.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

My bad. Should have put a in there. It was meant lightheartedly.

I know you were kidding Just took a potshot at the medical community there off your little jibe... couldn't resist...

actually, I should disqualify myself as a doula... lol

 

[Aurora Black]

*sets up stereo system in the room, switches on stripper music to get everyone motivated before leaving*

 

[Selena_Kitt]

*starting to strip*

damn, I never could resist stripper music!

 

[Aurora Black]

"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."