Annoyingly Fucking Nice!?!?! What the hell?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Gooooood morning!!!! Isn't it a lovely day? Great to wake up to life and the dawn of a new day! Don't ya think? How's the new baby? A bundle of joy - right?. Blessing from above, huh? How was your weekend? Isn't it great having a couple of days off for your loved ones? Can I get you anything? A cup of coffee? No? Have a great day? Have a wonderful day? Bless you.

DO YOU KNOW ANYONE LIKE THIS???

I do. A couple of'em.

So fuckin' nice - they actually scuttle their own agenda - their agenda to be nice. So nice they are annoying. So nice - that over time - their greeting becomes "finger-nails on the chalkboard." So nice - you begin dodge them. So nice - you avoid eye contact with them.

So fucking nice that - you eventually hate them. But you feel guilty because they are so fucking nice.

I'd kill'em - but I can't - they're too fucking nice.

How do you guys handle these people?

 

[Expertise]

Gooooood morning!!!! Isn't it a lovely day? Great to wake up to life and the dawn of a new day! Don't ya think? How's the new baby? A bundle of joy - right?. Blessing from above, huh? How was your weekend? Isn't it great having a couple of days off for your loved ones? Can I get you anything? A cup of coffee? No? Have a great day? Have a wonderful day? Bless you.

DO YOU KNOW ANYONE LIKE THIS???

I do. A couple of'em.

So fuckin' nice - they actually scuttle their own agenda - their agenda to be nice. So nice they are annoying. So nice - that over time - their greeting becomes "finger-nails on the chalkboard." So nice - you begin dodge them. So nice - you avoid eye contact with them.

So fucking nice that - you eventually hate them. But you feel guilty because they are so fucking nice.

I'd kill'em - but I can't - they're too fucking nice.

How do you guys handle these people?

I used to know people like that.... now they are buried under my lawn.

A friend of mine (unbelievably nice guy but painfully polite) offered his co-semi-finalist "the call" in a coin toss at our local Bud Bowl on Superbowl Sunday. It cost him a trip to the Pro Bowl in Hawaii.

Nice guys finish last, No good deed goes unpunished etc. I chortled all the way out of his office.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

OUCH!!!

I ain't sayin' nothin' else!!! LOL

I'm nice...heck, I'm a total sweetheart to everyone, but I don't think I am hated for it...or at least I hope not! That would be just terrible!!!

 

[April]

I hate people like that. So fucking nice and fucking cheerful all the fucking time! I fucking HATE them!!! Shit! Like they never have a down day. Everything is so damn good for them! I'd like to grab 'em and wring their fucking pathetic, cheerful, chipper little necks! And then rip their insides out and grill them on the barbecue! Or fling their still living bodies to a wild pack of dogs.

Look to the left. You see that? That's how I feel.

 

[Ambrosious]

Sparky

Have a WONDERFUL day! I hope all of your dreams and desires are met today! Gotta go now! Behave and have fun!!

 

[Purple Haze]

Take that chirpy shit someplace else,

How to make 'em go away? When they ask "How are you?" ...........tell 'em.

You gotta wonder about those extra nice people. You know when nobody's around, they're kickin' the dog.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

With a quick Sparky survey......

I've found that, to a person - these types of people don't drink - well there's nothing wrong with that in itself - but therein lies the cure......

Hangover's. These people need to experience and "remember" the sporatic life-low of a hangover. If they did - they'd then realize how fucking annoying they can be.

A hangover is a good thing for all people to learn. I would recommend that all "people like this" experience 10 separate hangover's over their life, minimally - then they would remember the experience and - transfer learned piece of info - to their "nice" persona and shut the fuck up - or at least cut the crap short.

Maybe the next time somebody pulls that overly nice shit on me I'll recommend a shot of Jack.

Drink up fucker and join the club of life.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Juliangel]

How to make 'em go away? When they ask "How are you?" ...........tell 'em.

That has always worked for me. Give them detailed answers everytime they ask, soon you will see they avoid you.

When they ask how the baby is, give them detailed answers, include all the descriptive words you can think of that give the best mental picture of the latest bowel movement and vomiting episode.

 

[DriveSouth]

Sparky

I hope you have a fun day and that you make lemonade from all the lemons life dishes out to you ...

 

[CreamyLady]

I only meet people like that before my coffee.

A snarled, "Go boil your head" generally sends them scuttling back into the woodwork where they belong.

 

[CW]

Most of the time I'm one of the dreaded nice to ya, good to see ya, how's everything going, sincerely nice folks that seem to grate upon everyone's nerves.

At least I was until recently,,, got sick and fuckin tired of being bashed for the attitude,,, so now I'm quiet, still nice and southern gentleman nice, just more quiet about it.

Soon though, I expect that someone will begin a bashing thread on 'those quiet types',,, and actually it wasn't being bashed on line that caused the reversion to quietness, but some real life criticism that finally did me in.

 

[Angel]

But if everyone was rude yo'd bash them too!

Oh you mean like Ned Flanders nice? I hate that too!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yes.....

Flander's nice - that's it.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Do you know what this reminds me of?

Have you all seen that movie "Office Space"?

Oh my god...think of the secretary! ROFL

 

[TN_Vixen]

sparks

can you see me standing there smiling while gritting my teeth.. backing away from them while nodding my head thinking "shut the hell UP!" hehe

Yes, I'm a friendly person but not chipper.. not goody-two-shoes-in-your-face-lick-your-ass nice.

Personally I think these people are the Jeffery Dahmers of the world.

 

[Siren]

Here's how I handle the vermon....