Announcement! TN Vixen! You are one hot babe.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Uber hot.

 

[TN_Vixen]

~sizzle

coming from uber oz I'd say that's a compliment. Thanks sparks.

 

[YoungGun69]

Lets see a picture then!

 

[Problem Child]

Sparky

You're just now figuring this out?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

No - don't no if you have.

But I've seen the beauty - last year. Brag, brag.

I just saw her pop up and thought I'd flirt a little.

 

[Problem Child]

You saw her in person?

If so I'll just say...you lucky dog, and I hope you didn't launch into a rambling dissertation on the joys of smelling your own noxious fartgas.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Na - we're to far away.....

She sent me a pic in her pic sending days - don't think she does it much anymore.

She's really super.

 

[Purple Haze]

Probably showed her his dick-cheese too.

 

[Problem Child]

Probably showed her his dick-cheese too.

ROFL-

I can see it now...Vixen sends Spark a nice picture, gorgeous blond flowing hair, luscious long tanned legs, irresistable smile...

And Sparky sends back an 8x10 glossy of a huge dump he took that morning, pointing to it in the bowl, prouder than a new parent...

hehe

 

[TN_Vixen]

my God

that was a most unpleasant mental image PC.

 

[Purple Haze]

Zip it up in a freezer bag and call UPS.

"Don't open until Christmas!"

LOL!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Na - we're to far away.....

She sent me a pic in her pic sending days - don't think she does it much anymore.

She's really super.

So that means you, me and shebabe can't go out for tequila & beer chasers when I'm in NYC? And here I thought you'd introduce me to Hogs 'n Hefers and everything. hmph!

 

[TN_Vixen]

PH.. you're treading dangerously close

to mirroring sparky's sick mind. hehe

 

[Problem Child]

Hazie

...He'd shove a stick in it and freeze it.

hehe...it'd be like a chocolate covered banana, complete with corn and peanuts.

Poor Vixen...hope this isn't grossing you out too much. We can't help ourselves.

Sparky has built his rep too well...

 

[lavender]

 

[TN_Vixen]

lavy

you twisted my arm. Ewww PC! sitting here making a face and shaking my head

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Now now guys.

I may have sewn the seeds of crudity here on the board - yes I have my fun with it.

But of course I don't do any of this stuff in RL.

And I would never - ever do any such things around lovely and beautiful ladies such as Vix.

And Vix - the too far away comment - in my mind, meant me geting to you - you are always well for an NYC tour - when and if you get up this way.

 

[Purple Haze]

Re: Hazie

...He'd shove a stick in it and freeze it.

(roaring)

Uber-Pops, direct to your grocer's freezer.

Coming soon, "Sparky's Own Dingleberry Dental Floss", for that winning smile!

Ick!

 

[Problem Child]

We know you're not as crude in real life as you are here Spark.

At least we're praying you're not.

 

[Problem Child]

The Sparkmeister's frozen piss-pops on a stick? MMM, yummy! And lemonade colored too!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah, I was thinkin' earlier -

About soda type bottles - in a bottling plant - running down the assembly line.......

All with the label - LOVE SPUNK!

And there's Tiggs - squating over each bottle - eyes shut - deep in orgasim after orgasim - studs to the right of her and left of her - big dicks in her mouth and in her hands - and she's just lettin' fly man - filling each and every bottle.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Yeah, I was thinkin' earlier -

About soda type bottles - in a bottling plant - running down the assembly line.......

All with the label - LOVE SPUNK!

And there's Tiggs - squating over each bottle - eyes shut - deep in orgasim after orgasim - studs to the right of her and left of her - big dicks in her mouth and in her hands - and she's just lettin' fly man - filling each and every bottle.

HA! ROFL

I knew you weren't going to let us outgross you!

 

[Purple Haze]

Okay, I'm officially grossed out now, my mind wandered to the bakery.......