Animalplanet proudly presents.....

[Saint Peter]

Pet Psychic. Yes you heard right. Pet Psychic.

The star of the show is an older woman who holds pictures of dead pets and then "channels" information about the dead pet back to the owner.

"Fluffy really loved it when you fed her."

"Spot got no bigger thrill in life than licking his Johnson."

Come on people, do you watch shows like this one? Are you encouraging the programers to put this shit on my TV? STOP IT!

 

[sunstruck]

I've seen in ONCE. Just had to know. Like the Anna Nicole Show. ONCE.

 

[Saint Peter]

The first step is admitting that we are powerless over Pet Psychic and that our lives have become unmanageable.

 

[lovetoread]

I've seen in ONCE. Just had to know. Like the Anna Nicole Show. ONCE.

Uh huh.

But did you like what you saw?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Peter...

And just what will the pet psychic say when she channels that poor sheep you are always abusing?

 

[Saint Peter]

Peter...

And just what will the pet psychic say when she channels that poor sheep you are always abusing?

She said the sheep were thankful that I was there to help them over the fence.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

She said the sheep were thankful that I was there to help them over the fence.

Uh huh.

 

[WaxNWane]

I'm considering a career as a furniture psychic. I'll be as falsifiable as this lady.

"Oh, Stanley. Your chair waaanttss you to lose 30 pounds - and quit dropping cheese doodles under the cushion."

Prove it doesn't.

Now where's my show? Who'll wear my t-shirt? I need psychic groupies - the more naive and wealthy the better.

 

[sunstruck]

Uh huh.

But did you like what you saw?

Laughed my fuckin ass off both times. Though not for nice reasons.

 

[cybergirly]

Laughed my fuckin ass off both times. Though not for nice reasons.

Ok, I gotta say it...

BOTH times? hmmmm...

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I'm considering a career as a furniture psychic. I'll be as falsifiable as this lady.

"Oh, Stanley. Your chair waaanttss you to lose 30 pounds - and quit dropping cheese doodles under the cushion."

Prove it doesn't.

Now where's my show? Who'll wear my t-shirt? I need psychic groupies - the more naive and wealthy the better.

I'm crafty & poor. Can I be your agent & get 50% of everything you steal?

 

[Saint Peter]

I am sure Pet Psychic is rolling in the cash. Sponsors like PhoneCardAmerica only come around once in a lifetime.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok, I gotta say it...

BOTH times? hmmmm...

Pet phsycci AND Anna Nicole.