Angeline,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Wolvesheart]

I'm so ignorant about how this works yet, I am a shameful
Poe-ster.

I haven't been able to read what you said in the link I received in my e mail, BUT,,, I will figure it out. Perhaps some of you fellow writers will offer aid to a scattered soul such as I?

Angeline,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm being humorous here, but I have to pursue this.

Is the pronunciation Angel (eye)n or Angel (eeee) n???

The reason I ask is because in my next novel that might make a difference in where you originated from. The sultry, strong, yet showing public expressions of vulnarabilty from your French heritage, EEEEE.....Or the Powerful, yet compassionate British Maiden who I so often write about.

As I said,,,,silly, but valid thoughts.

Blessings all,
Steven wolf

 

[Angeline]

I pronounce it

Angeleen

and the sad prosaic truth is that I wanted to be *Angelique*, which sounded tres very to me at the time, but alas it was taken by some other denizen of these murky depths.

And I um have a confession to make. I'm neither French nor English. I'm from uh uh New Jersey.

I guess that kills it for the novel, huh?

 

[Wolvesheart]

Your origin

This one made me roll on the floor. NO Offense Angel.

I had to recall the quote from Joe Piscapo,,, " You from Joisy? I'm from Joisy too" Actually I was only there to be born at FT Dix animal///ooops army hospital.

Come on,,,,ya gotta be from somewhere? Even my buddy
Guido with the bent nose ain't really from Joisy. In fact I think his folks came from Sniffly////Sicily.

To your benefit the "ique" is too common. Invent yourself girl,,,, be all you want to be,,,,believe you can fly,,,, Do it your way,,,, Gak, this is a prozac moment.

Love and Light,
Steven wolf

 

[Angeline]

*

 

[WickedEve]

My goodness, y'all are not at all genteel. And Angeline you should try a flouncey Summer hat for that hair problem of yours. And God bless both your hearts, it's not your fault you weren't born in the South.

 

[Angeline]

My goodness, y'all are not at all genteel. And Angeline you should try a flouncey Summer hat for that hair problem of yours. And God bless both your hearts, it's not your fault you weren't born in the South.

You have better iced tea, too. And whaddaya mean, flouncy hat? I just had it "done."

Oh and I do have a southern cousin--Evangeline. She lives in the forest primeval, which I think is near karmadog's house.

 

[karmadog]

First of all, y'all are nuthin' but a buncha damyankees anyhow. Excepty probly Wolvesheart who lives south of the border lak me (the border being I-10).

But he's probly just a snowbird anyhow.

I don't know nuthin' about no 'forest primeval', but the pine belt is prit near. Populated by nuthin' but yankees.

 

[Guest]

dies laughing

First of all, y'all are nuthin' but a buncha damyankees anyhow. Excepty probly Wolvesheart who lives south of the border lak me (the border being I-10).

But he's probly just a snowbird anyhow.

I don't know nuthin' about no 'forest primeval', but the pine belt is prit near. Populated by nuthin' but yankees.

I know someone that talks just like that. No joke, then again, I'm just as bad... I'm Cajun.

 

[Wolvesheart]

What has been inspired?

"What's it to ya?"
she said, snapping gum loudly and asphyxiating you by spraying an entire can of Aqua-Net on her incredibly huge helmet of hair (all while listening to Bon Jovi).


Scarey stuff this,

The rest of the posts are frightening as well,,,smiles. Yeah I was a "Nawthunah" until I was 25, then Florida happened.

Nice pic Angel, I happen to be casting a reprisal of GREASE, and that look fits well.

Anyhow have fun T'day, Y'all... back to the keyboard for some high quality, income producing, real work.

Ummm a parting thought.

"There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money either"

 

[Raindear816]

Pardon me, but I just had to post this.
Its a very big thank y'all from a simple southern gal uprooted from the Heart of Dixie, and transplanted here in north Florida.

Although I know none of you,(Angeline(een), Wolvesheart, neonurotic,WickedEve, KarmaDog), as I was browsin the feedback board, I clicked on this post and laughed my natural ass off!
I dabble in poetry and writing and am hardly good at either, but after the mornin' I had...my youngest son spilled sweet tea all over the livin'room carpet and my pet hen had to be plucked from the nest because the nutty fowl thought the ball of chicken sh....um..poop was an egg to hatch, and in turn I had to take her to the bathtub, and give her a good washin'....fully understandin' the southern statement "MADDER THAN A WET SETTIN' HEN", I needed exactly what each of you gave me through your humorous posts, a break and a laugh.
I am makin' it a point to read each of your works here, cuz its the least I could do.
Blessin's to y'all,
Raindear816 (Ashleigh)

Trying to be someone other than yourself is a waste of the magnificent person you are.

Oh and why does it say 'Virgin' underneath my name? If I'm a virgin, its with a negative 18 years experience!

 

[WickedEve]

Pardon me, but I just had to post this.
Its a very big thank y'all from a simple southern gal uprooted from the Heart of Dixie, and transplanted here in north Florida.

Although I know none of you,(Angeline(een), Wolvesheart, neonurotic,WickedEve, KarmaDog), as I was browsin the feedback board, I clicked on this post and laughed my natural ass off!
I dabble in poetry and writing and am hardly good at either, but after the mornin' I had...my youngest son spilled sweet tea all over the livin'room carpet and my pet hen had to be plucked from the nest because the nutty fowl thought the ball of chicken sh....um..poop was an egg to hatch, and in turn I had to take her to the bathtub, and give her a good washin'....fully understandin' the southern statement "MADDER THAN A WET SETTIN' HEN", I needed exactly what each of you gave me through your humorous posts, a break and a laugh.
I am makin' it a point to read each of your works here, cuz its the least I could do.
Blessin's to y'all,
Raindear816 (Ashleigh)


Oh and why does it say 'Virgin' underneath my name? If I'm a virgin, its with a negative 18 years experience!

Speaking of poop, chickens and kids, I can relate. A couple of days ago the neighbor's rooster crowed all day and my 3 year old had an accident outside. I stripped her clothes off and while I was washing the offending streaks from her legs she started to howl at the rooster. Life in the South is... strange.

Welcome to the board. Come dabble with us.

 

[Angeline]

Well it ain't much better up Nawth

one morning while dropping my daughter at daycare, I came across another mother struggling to get her toddler and assorted child paraphenalia out of her car. She looked about ready to cry, so I went over to help her. As she turned to me, I saw that her child was having a major poop accident. The woman turned her pain-filled face to me and said--in a code any parent will understand:

"Poop. Bad day."


Doesn't that just sum up everything ugly that happens in one's life? Poop. Bad day.



P.S. Wolfie, lol, that's what you get when you start a thread in my name. Poop. Bad day. haha

P.S.S. And lemme second that welcome Rain, nice to meet you. We're silly here, but we have fun. And Eve's sending me (eyes light up) bubble wrap.

 

[Raindear816]

WickedEve and Angeline,

Thank you for the welcomes and the invitation to dabble

And once again, thanks for the laffin'
That damn chicken is back on the empty nest, all that poop washin' for nuthin. Yeah, you just ain't whistlin dixie when you said "Life in the South is STRANGE."

Thank goodness there aren't any roosters here, i couldn't handle the crowin'

UGH the younguns beckon me!

 

[Wolvesheart]

Chicken Delight

Ok this may be enough of the fowl humor. I was raised on a chicken farm, and poo is a huge byproduct. Too bad it has no earthly value other than to keep tourists from stopping in to ask "how many chickies do ya have, how many eggs do they lay, and how do i get this chicken poo off my suede shoes."
Currently I'm caring for a brood of newborn kittens,,,gads what happened to my writing time. This is Sesame Street stuff.

Love and Light to all,
Steven Wolf

 

[Rybka]

"Don't you long for the barefoot days of boyhood?"



"Not me, I grew up on a turkey farm."

 

[WickedEve]

This thread is starting to stink.

 

[Raindear816]

enuff of the poop.. i'm readin poetry

Peace and Happiness,
Rain