Angelina Jolie should sue Bent right down to her baby shoes

[Le Jacquelope]

That dog ugly assed whale of an armchair general draft supporter whose only personal military experience was sitting on the porch with her six pregnant dogs listening to her grandpappy's war stories, is trying to pass herself off as the sexiest woman alive.

She's got peeps looking at her picture and wondering "does Angelina Jolie think wife murderer Scott Peterson is sexy?!"



Now that's just flat out horribly wrong.

Angelina Jolie Named Sexiest Woman by Esquire

Sun Oct 17, 3:02 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Angelina Jolie, who manages to mesmerize men -- and fight off robot invaders -- with just one eye in her latest movie, has been named the "sexiest woman alive" in the latest edition of Esquire magazine.

Jolie, featured as the alluring, courageous fighter pilot with an eye patch in "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow," was the top pick of the magazine's editors and mostly male readers to grace the cover of Esquire's annual "Women We Love" issue.

The 29-year-old Jolie, who also lends her voice and sexy persona to a vampish fish named Lola in the computer-animated undersea adventure "Shark Tale," received 7 percent of all votes cast by readers.

Fellow Oscar winner and "Catwoman" star Halle Berry (news) ran a close second with 6 percent. Newlywed pop princess Britney Spears (news) made the cut this year at No. 3.

In an Esquire interview accompanying a cover photo of the actress, Jolie acknowledged her image as being "kind of wild or bad or weird or crazy."

"The tattoos, the blood, cutting myself -- it's all very much who I am," she said. "If you knew me privately, you might think I was even wilder than my reputation. But I'm also much softer. I'm a soft woman. Softer than people think."

She also reveals that she recently bought an airplane and is taking flying lessons, a hobby she embraced because she and her 3-year-old adopted son share a fascination with planes.

"I have to concentrate on my son," she said. "That's why I have lovers right now and not a boyfriend. I don't want my son to start calling somebody Daddy unless that person's gonna stay."

Jolie's marriage to actor Billy Bob Thornton (news) ended in divorce in May 2003. She will next be seen as Alexander the Great's mom in Oliver Stone's upcoming epic "Alexander."

Rounding out the field of leading contenders for sexiest woman in the magazine's November issue, which hits newsstands this week, were TV/pop personality Jessica Simpson (news), sultry R&B singer Beyonce, Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron and former "Friends" star Jennifer Aniston (news).

Esquire is published by The Hearst Corp.

 

[Bent]

More Angelina pics! Whoooooooooooooooo hooooooooo!

 

[Guest]

Hm... well, I have to say that while I strongly disagree with Bent on quite a few issues I don't see how her choice of AV is a problem. We're all allowed to choose our own AVs, and unless the AVs contain child porn or something of that nature there is no reason to change them. As for any issues of "misrepresentation", as far as I know Bent is not marketing herself as a product and/or service, so it's not as if she is selling an image of her service/product that is misleading. This is, after all, the internet. I mean, we all know I don't go prancing around with birds perched on my hands, or that LT goes around with a woman permanently perched on his face And we can pretty much guess that Bent is not Angelina Jolie (what are the chances of that?). So... I fail to see the problem here.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Hm... well, I have to say that while I strongly disagree with Bent on quite a few issues I don't see how her choice of AV is a problem. We're all allowed to choose our own AVs, and unless the AVs contain child porn or something of that nature there is no reason to change them. As for any issues of "misrepresentation", as far as I know Bent is not marketing herself as a product and/or service, so it's not as if she is selling an image of her service/product that is misleading. This is, after all, the internet. I mean, we all know I don't go prancing around with birds perched on my hands, or that LT goes around with a woman permanently perched on his face And we can pretty much guess that Bent is not Angelina Jolie (what are the chances of that?). So... I fail to see the problem here.

Angelina Jolie would be honored to have you using her face as an AV

 

[Guest]

Angelina Jolie would be honored to have you using her face as an AV

Maybe, maybe not. But would I feel honored to have her face as my AV? I'm not so sure about that It works both ways, you know

 

[TANG GOD]

Bent is a complete douche bag.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Maybe, maybe not. But would I feel honored to have her face as my AV? I'm not so sure about that It works both ways, you know

Well Jolie doesn't exactly always play wussy characters. Although I take some major points off for the Tomb Raider stint, she gains 'em all back in Sky Captain.. even if that was a really short role.

As for her personal life... who knows?

 

[Guest]

Bent is a complete douche bag.

Yes, I can see where people might say that (myself included) But she still has the right to use whatever AV she chooses.

 

[Bent]

that LT goes around with a woman permanently perched on his face And we can pretty much guess that Bent is not Angelina Jolie (what are the chances of that?).

I'd wager that there is a better chance that I'm Angelina Jolie than there would be a woman perched on LT's face...ever.

 

[Bent]

Yes, I can see where people might say that (myself included) But she still has the right to use whatever AV she chooses.

Yes, you say that because I disagree with you...how grown up you must be I'm so glad we aren't on the same side of any issue.

 

[Bent]

Bent is a complete douche bag.

Another pot/kettle moment for you, I see.

 

[Guest]

Yes, you say that because I disagree with you...how grown up you must be I'm so glad we aren't on the same side of any issue.

No, I said I can see how people might say that. Don't go getting nasty. I am, after all, supporting your use of the Jolie AV

 

[Pagliacci]

LT still haven't gotten over his Bent obsession I see.

Mental health care need to be a bigger issue in the upcoming Presidential election.

 

[Bent]

No, I said I can see how people might say that. Don't go getting nasty. I am, after all, supporting your use of the Jolie AV

I am nasty, let's not forget our positions here.

 

[Bent]

LT still haven't gotten over his Bent obsession I see.

Mental health care need to be a bigger issue in the upcoming Presidential election.

I'm beginning to think he really believes me to be Angelina Jolie. Love your guinea pig...sooooo cute!

 

[Lovin Tongue]

LT is just mad that even girls on the internet wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.

 

[Guest]

I am nasty, let's not forget our positions here.

Um, alrighty then; you're nasty, and I believe you have every right to use the Jolie AVs, and we hate each other. Is that about right?

 

[Bent]

Um, alrighty then; you're nasty, and I believe you have every right to use the Jolie AVs, and we hate each other. Is that about right?

Pretty much...and I think Scott Peterson is sexy.

 

[Pagliacci]

I'm beginning to think he really believes me to be Angelina Jolie. Love your guinea pig...sooooo cute!

You aren't ?

Thanks much.

 

[WARMACH1NE]

Pretty much...and I think Scott Peterson is sexy.

Only women haters think he's sexy.

 

[Bent]

You aren't ?

Thanks much.

Anytime.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LT still haven't gotten over his Bent obsession I see.

Mental health care need to be a bigger issue in the upcoming Presidential election.

You can't get over your LT obsession, or else you woulda never posted here, now would you?

 

[Bent]

You can't get over your LT obsession, or else you woulda never posted here, now would you?

Some people just post to you because it's entertaining to watch you dance, like the little monkey with the organ grinder.

 

[Pagliacci]

You can't get over your LT obsession, or else you woulda never posted here, now would you?

I'm only in it for the drugs.

Then again Bents point about me just trying to wind you up is more correct.

 

[Nawtee]

touches LT