Anecdotes of Doing Housework while Naked

[WhiteRose]

That's what I'm doing today. Anyone have any they'd like to share? Anecdotes, I mean, not housework

 

[Siren]

 

[Bob Peale]

I try to stay away from vacuum hoses and trash disposals...

 

[StondTmplPilot]

That's what I'm doing today. Anyone have any they'd like to share? Anecdotes, I mean, not housework

Dam, and I could use a naked lady around the house right about now too.

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Anecdotes of Doing Housework while Naked

Dam, and I could use a naked lady around the house right about now too.

Yeah, but does she have to clean?

 

[WhiteRose]

I wouldn't mind a naked man around doing housework Particularly if it's my house he's cleaning.

My cousin called her mom soon after she moved out on her own. "Mommmmm, why didn't you tell me not to use the steam iron while I'm naked?!" hehe

 

[Bob Peale]

THAT is precisely why manufacturers put those warnings on things

 

[WhiteRose]

hehe Well, I don't remember the manufacturer's warning listing anything about not cleaning the stove while naked. Why I was naked at the time, I don't remember. Surely I had a reason.

Being rather well-endowed, I have to be careful about some things (going down stairs, etc.), but a couple of years ago I was cleaning the stove and the oven, and you know how the door stops with a couple of inches open before it snaps closed? I had it propped open like that for some reason while I was cleaning the stove, and I accidentally hit it with my knee just as I was bending down and um...ended up with rather tender nipples the rest of the day.

Got them caught in a Mosler safe at work a couple of times too. Those drawers are heavy.