And WHERE'S a Fireman when you need one???

[Guest]

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My oven caught fire about an hour ago.

*sigh*

After preheating the oven I opened the door to find an inferno of flame.

Well, not really.

But it looked like it at the time!

A little blast of kitchen extinguisher and all over.

No damage, other than smoke alarms blasting, children shouting, kitties loudly protesting, and mommy and daddy making rapid-fire phone calls to cancel the alert to the alarm company.

The brownies were a casualty, however.

I was opening the door to put them on to bake when I saw the fire. In the furor the pan was dropped, the batter flew, and now the kitchen carpet by the oven needs to be seriously cleaned.

How did it start, you may ask? Well, near as we can tell, a few curly fries escaped the baking sheet last evening, remained undetected throughout the day, then decided to end their lives during the brownie preheating in a massive conflagration.

Bastards.

Now I'll have to clean my oven.

 

[The_Fool]

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My oven caught fire about an hour ago.

*sigh*

After preheating the oven I opened the door to find an inferno of flame.

Well, not really.

But it looked like it at the time!

A little blast of kitchen extinguisher and all over.

No damage, other than smoke alarms blasting, children shouting, kitties loudly protesting, and mommy and daddy making rapid-fire phone calls to cancel the alert to the alarm company.

The brownies were a casualty, however.

I was opening the door to put them on to bake when I saw the fire. In the furor the pan was dropped, the batter flew, and now the kitchen carpet by the oven needs to be seriously cleaned.

How did it start, you may ask? Well, near as we can tell, a few curly fries escaped the baking sheet last evening, remained undetected throughout the day, then decided to end their lives during the brownie preheating in a massive conflagration.

Bastards.

Now I'll have to clean my oven.

If you had let the fire continue, then you wouldn't need to clean the oven....said in a faux reasonable condescending voice....

Sucks about the brownies.....Too hot to bake anyway....

 

[Guest]

Now I'll have to clean my oven.

Good luck! That's a REAL bastard that is!

 

[CharleyH]

Reminds me of two terrible experiences ... hm, which ended in sex

I will have to write about them, lol

So should you!

 

[CharleyH]

Good luck! That's a REAL bastard that is!

That's because ....

Never cleaned an oven in my life. There is always someone ... lol ... around

 

[erise]

Reminds me of two terrible experiences ... hm, which ended in sex

I will have to write about them, lol

So should you!

But first, make sure it ends in sex.

 

[The_Fool]

But first, make sure it ends in sex.

Knowing Sarah.....

 

[CharleyH]

Knowing Sarah.....

Ohhh yes, EVENTUALLY (as I complained to her the other night ) She will.

lol


(ps not with me or anything - just ... ) Fool is right!

 

[The_Fool]

Ohhh yes, EVENTUALLY (as I complained to her the other night ) She will.

lol


(ps not with me or anything - just ... ) Fool is right!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[CharleyH]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

There is NOTHING to hmm about! Unless we continue to ask of the big cigar

 

[Guest]

I am hearing my name used inappropriately.

Cool.



(And it does suck about the Brownies, Fool. When chocolate is destroyed that's just wrong!)

 

[The_Fool]

There is NOTHING to hmm about! Unless we continue to ask of the big cigar

I need a new AV don't I....

 

[CharleyH]

I am hearing my name used inappropriately.

Cool.



(And it does suck about the Brownies, Fool. When chocolate is destroyed that's just wrong!)

I didn't hear slut?

 

[CharleyH]

I need a new AV don't I....

hmmm ...

lol

And not big boy - its very Cigar Afficianado, except the grain

 

[The_Fool]

hmmm ...

lol

And not big boy - its very Cigar Afficianado, except the grain

I was in an Orson Welles kind of mood that day.....

 

[Guest]

I didn't hear slut?

Eep!

Laughing - you bitch!


(Actually, I was thinking Liberal Left Wing Pussy, Democratic Diva.)

 

[SeaCat]

Rug near oven? Rug in Kitchen? Are you a sucker for punishment, of the rug cleaning kind?

Too bad about the brownies, but at least you know the oven will be clean when you're done.

Hey it could have been worse, it could have been the result of an unexpected cheese spill. (Man does that stink when it burns.)

Cat

 

[Guest]

Rug near oven? Rug in Kitchen? Are you a sucker for punishment, of the rug cleaning kind?

Too bad about the brownies, but at least you know the oven will be clean when you're done.

Hey it could have been worse, it could have been the result of an unexpected cheese spill. (Man does that stink when it burns.)

Cat

We have a wonderful low-pile deep teal and green with bits of purple carpet in the entire kitchen. It's lovely.

Except for the brownie batter stain.

But it is aging, and I'm tired of it and want to tear it out and put down tile.

*sigh*

Not tonight, though. I have a fire-induced headache.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Could you explain why you used the oven as a place to store your Brownie?



http://www.etedeschi.ndirect.co.uk/sale/picts/kodak.brownie.jpg

 

[CharleyH]

Eep!

Laughing - you bitch!


(Actually, I was thinking Liberal Left Wing Pussy, Democratic Diva.)

LOL - Mmm you call me a bitch - and yes - yes I am I hope and pray.

(I am also a left wing pussy demo diva who loves high maintenance! Do you like King crab, filet mignon, and Cab Sav by any chance )

 

[Guest]

LOL - Mmm you call me a bitch - and yes - yes I am I hope and pray.

(I am also a left wing pussy demo diva who loves high maintenance! Do you like King crab, filet mignon, and Cab Sav by any chance )

Ooooh.

Yes, yes, and yes!

Except that the Cab Sav goes down ever so much better while being shared in the tub.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

But first, make sure it ends in sex.

Butt Sex?

Knowing Sarah.....

 

[Guest]

Butt Sex?

Heyyyyy!


I resemble that remark.

 

[CharleyH]

Ooooh.

Yes, yes, and yes!

Except that the Cab Sav goes down ever so much better while being shared in the tub.

Candle lit and with candy floss smelling bath salts, your fave song playing, a warm massage and ... I am too romantic - I know.

Edit to add the new lingerie and 'stuff' you like

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Heyyyyy!


I resemble that remark.

Really? I was only kidding.

But now that you mentioned it...