And Today's Darwin Award Goes To...

[Selena_Kitt]

Man calls 911 to report stolen drugs

 

[Trombonus]

Man calls 911 to report stolen drugs

Beautiful.

 

[neonlyte]

Some people are priceless

 

[Guest]

There really needs to be automatic sterilization for crimes with factors like this. Like the guy who wrote a bank stickup note on his own deposit slip, or burglars who drop their wallets during the crime. Counterfeiters who photocopy a bill onto white paper. Store clerks to take such a bill. And anyone who appears on Jerry Springer.

The gene pool needs help.

 

[fieryjen]

Don't people actually have to die or lose their ability to procreate in order to qualify for a Darwin award?

But yeah, pretty funny.

 

[Trombonus]

Don't people actually have to die or lose their ability to procreate in order to qualify for a Darwin award?

But yeah, pretty funny.

Yeah that's what I thought, but I've already been chewed out for correcting someone today, so I thought better of it. Still great though.

 

[neonlyte]

Don't people actually have to die or lose their ability to procreate in order to qualify for a Darwin award?

But yeah, pretty funny.

Oh come on! A dealer who calls the police to report his stash being stolen, doesn't know how to procreate

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Don't people actually have to die or lose their ability to procreate in order to qualify for a Darwin award?

But yeah, pretty funny.

That's what I thought too!

 

[rgraham666]

At the very least what the man did was dangerous.

If I was a cop I'd be sorely tempted to shoot the perp.

I'm joking. Mostly.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Don't people actually have to die or lose their ability to procreate in order to qualify for a Darwin award?

But yeah, pretty funny.

Yep, you're right... but you have to admit, he's so stupid he deserves to die.

 

[3113]

Oh come on! A dealer who calls the police to report his stash being stolen, doesn't know how to procreate

Agreed! I think he smoked too much of his own product.