And they call it a "blow job" because???

[FlamingoBlue]

If ever a name failed to accurately describe an action, this is it. Share your thoughts with me on this intriguing subject. (A better name would have been "suck job").

I"m going out to buy a dozen White Castles for dinner. I hope that I'm not too sick to read your replies, later on this evening.


blue

 

[registered "^^"]

you get

to blow your wad. the terminalogy has changed greatly over the years.....

 

[PacificBlue]

Although I also think it should be called a "suck job", I will agree that I think it's called a blow job cause the guy gets to blow his wad so to speak. *blush* Suddenly I feel very shy...

 

[registered "^^"]

lol...

shy over talking about "suck jobs", not your everyday topic. ok how about a hoover......good vac with plenty of suction...lol

 

[Merelan]

It's called a blow job because he blows and then it blows as he usually is uninterested afterwards in pleasing her...
and then she blows off steam angry and hurt and mad.

 

[beckbabe]

sometimes I blow on it for variety...and luck ...

 

[PacificBlue]

stepping back into the room...

I'm in need of a little luck...I wonder where I can find a guy who will let me "blow" on his ummm..well...errr...

 

[LRC_]

If ever a name failed to accurately describe an action, this is it. Share your thoughts with me on this intriguing subject. (A better name would have been "suck job").

I"m going out to buy a dozen White Castles for dinner. I hope that I'm not too sick to read your replies, later on this evening.


blue

WAIT !!!!!!!!
Ya mean I'm suposed to suck on it, not blow on it ?????
Ssheeeeeeessshhh



(hope you don't get indigestion from all those belly bombers

 

[nasty]

"Blow" or "Suck"

Whatever ya call it, I wouldn't mind one right now.

 

[p_p_man]

This where being a European helps...

we're closer to the action and the language.

The actual original phrase was "bleu travaille" meaning blue work and was only associated with prostitutes fellating their clients.

Corruption crept in "bleu" became "blue" and as only the French can pronounce "travaille" properly the word became "job".

Hence "blow job".

Now where's that telephone number she gave me...

 

[Mr. Bootie]

I agree with Nasty!!

Well.... err..... um......Pacific Blue would you come over here? and....um....."blow".... suck...????? Well, Whatever, would you come over her and do it? (LOL)


Damn it.....Another date with rosy palm. (LMAO)

kgboot

 

[White_Tigress_]

Wow, all this time i've been puckering up and blowing...
No wonder why it takes forever!!! geezzzz

Got cheek strain too...ouchie

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: I agree with Nasty!!

Well.... err..... um......Pacific Blue would you come over here? and....um....."blow".... suck...????? Well, Whatever, would you come over her and do it? (LOL)


Damn it.....Another date with rosy palm. (LMAO)

kgboot

aaaawwww you didn't say the "please"...

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Curses, Foiled Again......

If it helps, PPPPLLLLEEEAAASSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASURE PLEASURE PLEASURE PLEASURE PLEASURE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

(LOL)


kgboot

 

[PacificBlue]

The magic word has been spoken many times...


...sauntering seductively up to kgboot, running my hands up and down your chest and stomach, dropping to my knees and looking up to ask one final question If I promise to blow your mind, do you promise to think in my mouth?

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Honey If you can blow my mind......

I won't even have time to think. Although I've been known to Quote Shakespeare every now and again....A-hem.... To be... or ...not to be (Having trouble speaking with Pacific Blue rubbing my tummy and *********my********)



kgboot

 

[PacificBlue]

...slowly I raise your t-shirt up and blow air on your bare skin. Then ever so gently I kiss your tummy sending ripples of electricity through your body. As your hands move to my hair I catch you by surprise and blow a great big raspberry on your tummy tttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp and errupt into a fit of giggles!

 

[Mr. Bootie]

How FUN!!!!!!!!! (LMAO)

Another TEASE like me. I LOVE IT.

As I pull your head closer to mine. Turning as if to kiss you on the cheek. Instead , I lick your cheek bones as I continue to your left earlobe.


kgboot

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, when I was {censored}teen, one of my boyfriends said it was a blow job because every time I did it I blew his mind. I do this thing with my teeth that had him climbing the walls and blowing all over the place. His mom almost caught us one night while I was blowing his mind. It was touch and go for a while, but she let it ride. Too bad she grounded him for life after that and the most we could do was watch jeopardy! on the weekends. *sigh* He had a lovely penis.

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: How FUN!!!!!!!!! (LMAO)

Another TEASE like me. I LOVE IT.

As I pull your head closer to mine. Turning as if to kiss you on the cheek. Instead , I lick your cheek bones as I continue to your left earlobe.


kgboot

*moaning in sexual frustration* I take your face between my hands and gently brush my soft, full lips over yours and then pull back to see the look of lust start to blossom in your eyes.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Message Received!!!

As I gaze lustfully back at you. Yes, there will be NO Frustration tonight. Do you like opera? Because I do. In fact You are about to hit a Very HIGH "C". I'll quote, but , you'll have to sing for me. (nibbling on your neck as I slowly make my way to your chest. Making sure that I am kissing all areas in between)

Would you like some ice. I always find that ICE helps thing heat up......rather than cool down. btw, Do you know where I'm heading???? (Yes!!!! You guessed it,.... but not yet.)


kgboot

 

[White_Tigress_]

turning her head quickly

**mumbles**

I can't watch

Hoping no one can see her eyes are straining to the peek from the side

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: Message Received!!!

*trembling in sweet anticipation* my hands move to your hair to massage your scalp as your lips descend down my body, trailing soft kisses across my hot bare flesh. My nipples errect and in desperate need of attention.

Ice would be perfect!!! Bring it on baby! I'll sing for you...

 

[Mr. Bootie]

What Melady wants . Melady Gets.

Awww.... Your hands feel so good. However , this is your moment. Here, lay back and get comfortable. It's time for me to go to work. Lie still (If you can) I'm holding an ice cube in my hand and tracing a path that leads from your neck to the middle of your breasts. If the ice is not enough to cool you down, then my tounge will have to do. It is so sexy to see your body shake and shiver in anticipation of what I'll do next. Before I begin with your breasts, I want to leave a water trail that leads from the middle of your breast down your stomach and ends at your belly button. I slowwly lick my way down your stomach to your belly, and I stop at your bellybutton. Where I proceed to drink and nibble. Before I start back up your tummy, I return the favor by giving you a RASPBERRY. (However, I'm blowing very softly as not to have you make too much noise.....We can't have you making too much noise with White Tigress watching. *wink wink*)

kgboot

 

[Guest]

Re: What Melady wants . Melady Gets.

My eyes cloud over with lust as I lie back at your instruction. Laying still will be a challenge as I'm already writhing in exquisite pleasure as the ice melts against my bare flesh. The combination of cool ice and your warm mouth is almost more than I can take and I grab onto the sheets in attempt to calm myself. Butterflies are erupting inside my tummy and a hot ache is slowly spreading from my center outward. I moan as my back arches up off the bed when you slowly blow the RASPBERRY on my stomach.

Taking your face between my hands again, I press my mouth hard against yours and for the first time taste you. Our tongues tangle in a hot dance. A small flame of lust quickly becoming a raging fire of passion.