And then there are pubes ...

[CharleyH]

I live in a Euro-city where people don't seem to get the concept of a dryer. They RUDELY, IMO, shake their bath mats out their windows with no care where their pubes fly ...normally to my immaculate balcony and into my herbs and onto my dinner table. How does one go upstairs and say "HEY - stop sending your pubes our way."

 

[where]

stop moaning. Dryers use precious energy and pubes are a valuable source of fiber!

 

[CharleyH]

stop moaning. Dryers use precious energy and pubes are a valuable source of fiber!

lol - True, until you get an unknown one with your filet mignon! Eee-yuk.

 

[where]

lol - True, until you get an unknown one with your filet mignon! Eee-yuk.

pretend it's a bit of rosemary or something. Alternatively drop some hints about genital depilation. If they think it's fashionable or sexy then they may go for it and problem solved!

Love your av btw

 

[scheherazade_79]

You're fucking kidding, right?

 

[jomar]

Send them a gift certificate for a massage and complementary Brazilian.

 

[CharleyH]

You're fucking kidding, right?

No. Seriously. I wash my balcony table daily and daily there are pubes on it. They are not mine ... I SHAVE! lol

 

[scheherazade_79]

No. Seriously. I wash my balcony table daily and daily there are pubes on it. They are not mine ... I SHAVE! lol

Work out whose pubes they are, collect them all up in an envelope and then post them through their letter box.

 

[CharleyH]

Work out whose pubes they are, collect them all up in an envelope and then post them through their letter box.

LOL- BTW

 

[Stella_Omega]

William Burroughs wrote a little episode about the local molly-boy shaving himself, singing "No pegan a mio..." and the hairs fluttering into people's food... It was nauseating and funny, and who knew life would imitate art?

 

[cloudy]

rocket pubes!



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[where]

rocket pubes!



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I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!

 

[Guest]

I live in a Euro-city where people don't seem to get the concept of a dryer. They RUDELY, IMO, shake their bath mats out their windows with no care where their pubes fly ...normally to my immaculate balcony and into my herbs and onto my dinner table. How does one go upstairs and say "HEY - stop sending your pubes our way."

Go up there and tell it like it is. It's much ruder for someone to throw pubes off the balcony.

 

[Liar]

Ew.

All I ever got was my neighbor's toenail clippings. And not in my food.

 

[john-the-author]

For some disturbing reason, I've now got a version of the old Tin Pan Alley song, "There Are Smiles That Make You Happy" playing in my head:

There are pubes that make us happy,
There are pubes that make us blue,
There are pubes that steal away the tear drops,
As the sunbeams steal away the dew,
There are pubes that have a tender meaning,
That the eyes of love alone may see,
And the pubes that fill my life with sunshine
Are the pubes that you give to me.

{shudder}

I'm clearly not getting enough sleep....

 

[buxxxom]

I say collect them and stir them into a batch of cookies or something. Good neighbor that you are, you'd have to deliver them in person!

 

[Emerald_Dragon]

Post a note describing what is happening and post it on everyones door. A nice polite, please dont shake your filth on my little herb garden might do the trick.

 

[Oblimo]

burn the pubic hairs on your balcony. Wait for the upstairs neighbor to complain about smell. Then laugh like a freaking maniac.

 

[Liar]

Invite your neighbors over for filet mignon.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I'd go for any of the following:

baking the pube cookies
inviting neighbors over for pube filet mignon
shaking your own pubes onto the breeze

on a more adult note, you could always leave polite notes in mailboxes.

 

[Guest]

Ew.

All I ever got was my neighbor's toenail clippings. And not in my food.

Ewwwww.

 

[glynndah]

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