And the nominees are

[Rumple Foreskin]

Looks like at least three Author's Hangout irregulars were August People's Choice Category nominees. Unfortunately, none picked up any change by placing in the top three but at least now we don't have to be so jealous. RF

Reviews & Essays - Birds & Bees / Svenskaflicka

First Time - Trina / Thesandman

Gay Male - Cum Undone / Lovepotion69

 

[MathGirl]

Huzzah!

Dear Rumple,
Yay for the nominees. They may not have finished in the money, but they got further than most of us ever get.
MG

 

[Jenny _S]

Damn. When are they going to begin rewarding really awful, trashy stories. I might have a shot then

 

[MathGirl]

Damn. When are they going to begin rewarding really awful, trashy stories. I might have a shot then

You and DurtGurl.
MG

 

[Jenny _S]

You and DurtGurl.
MG

My fart story is only a 4.00... I thought it was much worse than that <crying>

 

[destinie21]

My fart story is only a 4.00... I thought it was much worse than that <crying>

aww poor jen,
you cant lose for winning

 

[Jenny _S]

aww poor jen,
you cant lose for winning

Damn Des,

It's almost like that novel a bunch of writers got together and wrote in the 80's. It was intentionally the "worst book ever written". In fact they kept rejecting chapters because they were too good.

I hate this

 

[destinie21]

Damn Des,

It's almost like that novel a bunch of writers got together and wrote in the 80's. It was intentionally the "worst book ever written". In fact they kept rejecting chapters because they were too good.

I hate this

Maybe a how to voting essay is in order.

 

[Jenny _S]

Maybe a how to voting essay is in order.

That would never get posted. It would be much too short.

5) Excellent story line, plot and character development. Great Sex.

4) Pretty good story. The sex made a definate showing on the peter-meter.

3) Sort of average. A few misspellings and grammar errors but readable.

2) Pretty much sucked. SEX is NOT spelled with and "i" by the way.

1) Anything by me

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Jenny _S That would never get posted. It would be much too short.

The solution to that is very simple: Let Og write it.
MG
Ps. Jenny,
I tried to download your story to read later, but my hard drive refused it.

 

[oggbashan]

How to vote... by Og

This is how you should vote on Literotica stories:

5. The best story you have read this week. It made you masturbate until you are too sore to continue and incapable of performing your normal daily routine tasks such as earning money. In fact it was so good you would pay money to read it again. The dog is humping your leg to get in on the act. The sheep have fled to the highest hills.

4. The story made you hot and bothered and distracted you from your personal situation. You don't care that your coffee is lukewarm, the bank has written you a warning letter or the cat has been sick. You have a warm wet feeling around your sexual regions.

3. The story was more entertaining than the re-runs of "I Love Lucy" on cable but less erotic than the current heartthrobs on daytime TV. You would read it if stuck in a holding pattern waiting to land at your destination but you are not bothered whether you see it again.

2. Bring back "I Love Lucy" or anything on cable TV except foreign language shows with talking heads. The story bored you or p***ed you off in the first page and you only got as far as the end to vote because you were so annoyed that the story was posted as "erotic".

1. Staring at a broken TV, watching the rain trickle down the window or counting imaginary sheep is preferable to reading this story. You only voted because you were so bored that voting seemed exciting.

No vote at all. This must be one of Og's efforts. I couldn't get past enough multiple pages to find the end before Windows turned into a blue screen of death.

Or perhaps:

5. A story by someone I know and like on the AH
4. A story by someone I know on the AH
3. A story by someone whose AV looks good
2. A story by someone I don't know with a crap AV
1. A story by someone on the AH who was critical of me.
0. Og - again


Og

 

[LorriLove]

hiya

just needs two categories.

top marks: a story by anyone including ogg and durt gurl, oh and jenny.

shoot the author it was crap: any story by lorrilove, giggle

 

[MathGirl]

Re: hiya

Originally posted by LorriLove shoot the author it was crap: any story by lorrilove

Dear LL,
I think you underrate yourself. A severe hiding would be sufficient.
MG
Ps. Just kidding, of course

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: hiya

Dear LL,
I think you underrate yourself. A severe hiding would be sufficient.
MG
Ps. Just kidding, of course

oh yes please, mmmmm beat me with a wet fish or some such perverse punishment

 

[oggbashan]

1) Anything by me

I just read a couple of your stories. They deserve better than that. The Maltese Penis is well thought out and constructed. I gave it a 5.

Og

 

[Jenny _S]

I just read a couple of your stories. They deserve better than that. The Maltese Penis is well thought out and constructed. I gave it a 5.

Og

Well, thank you, Og,

That really deserve a much longer comment filled with flowery kisses and much grovelling. However, as you recall, I was killed in the end of the story so... This ---> will have to do.

 

[Chicklet]

Looks like at least three Author's Hangout irregulars were August People's Choice Category nominees. Unfortunately, none picked up any change by placing in the top three but at least now we don't have to be so jealous. RF

Reviews & Essays - Birds & Bees / Svenskaflicka

First Time - Trina / Thesandman

Gay Male - Cum Undone / Lovepotion69

WTG gang!

How´s about some links to those stories?