And the average size is

I got a diva cup for Christmas and learned that my vagina is quite shorter than average.

I'm thinking of ways to compensate for that. Red sports car?
 
I got a diva cup for Christmas and learned that my vagina is quite shorter than average.

I'm thinking of ways to compensate for that. Red sports car?

I have not had a lot of experience with women, plural. I had nearly twenty years of pretty..ahem..in-depth study with one woman. I like to discover, and read, and know things. I wrote about what little I found out.

I had to Google "diva cup"just now. I could tel from your context that this was some an object that I had never heard of before, not merely some combination of two familiar words.

Huh.

Anyway. My mother-in-law was a woman of the world and had from her description a pretty wide sampling of what the world in general and men in particular had to offer. She was pretty good at stroking men's ego, I think. When her charming daughter said flattering things about the topic of the OP, I always smiled but took it with a grain of salt. Assuming it is just one of those things a wife with some experience tells a husband with none..

We seemed to be fairly right-sized for each-other. Most positions were fine, "Ouch, that's my cervix" moments were rare.

I had been in locker-rooms, but somehow I missed learning that not everyone is a grower. Sure, there were some outliers on each end of the spectrum but the vast majority to the extent that my peripheral vision allowed such comparisons seemed to all be more or less about where I fell on the bell curve. Figuring temperature was consistent for all males in the room and all. Somewhere, I swear, I read that 6.5 inches was about the norm. Nearly all literature lately seems much smaller than that. I assumed I was, at most, an inch to the good.

When it came to my understanding about the differences in women, the only discussion, locker-room or otherwise (other than the general variance in external accoutrement) was the relative snugness. I don't remember reading any such thing but i came to know from numerous pelvic exams using various appendages, that the internals seem to vary with arousal and clearly elongate, (el-in-gate?) to accommodate.

What no one told me was that depth varies so widely. I don't know how I did not know that, but I had no idea. The first experience that I had with that outside of the bounds of matrimony was seemingly, "right sized." The next a bit snug but once we got that accommodated length was fine, maybe the last bit didn't go, but a reasonable fit.

All but two since have been remarkably shallow, but only in that way. Otherwise they were all interesting beings, else I would not have bothered.
 
I got a diva cup for Christmas and learned that my vagina is quite shorter than average.

I'm thinking of ways to compensate for that. Red sports car?

Compensate? Why would you need to compensate for being the ideal woman for poorly endowed males?
 
I got a diva cup for Christmas and learned that my vagina is quite shorter than average.

I'm thinking of ways to compensate for that. Red sports car?

Ruby-red shoes and a Cairn terrier.

If you want to go all in, name it Toto...
 
I wonder how they did all the measuring!:eek:

One of the humor sites, I think it was Cracked, had a "scientific inquiry" into how penises were measured. They concluded the only objective standard would be to measure from the guy's bunghole to the opening of his cock.
 
I got a diva cup for Christmas and learned that my vagina is quite shorter than average.

I'm thinking of ways to compensate for that. Red sports car?

Someone bought you a Diva cup and a Christmas present?
 
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