And speaking of pissing everyone off

[Rhys]

My favourite trolls are back down on the GB.

They must have been so bored without me.

 

[yui]

My favourite trolls are back down on the GB.

They must have been so bored without me.

The whole writing exercise thing has been a bit boring without you, too.

Regards,

The Japanese Equivalent of Baby Spice

 

[Rhys]

The whole writing exercise thing has been a bit boring without you, too.

Regards,

The Japanese Equivalent of Baby Spice

Konichiwa Yui!

 

[yui]

Konichiwa Yui!

今日は! お元気ですか。

Just in case you don't have Japanese script enabled, "Hello! How are you doing?"

I don't suppose you would drag Carson in here kicking and screaming, would you? That would be fun to watch.

And would you like me to slay your trolls? I mean, after they eviscerate me, I won't feel a thing, eh?

 

[Blackie Malone]

My favourite trolls are back down on the GB.

They must have been so bored without me.

How cool, you have personal trolls. Are you pissing them off or just feeding them?

 

[joeys-game]

How's life treating you Rhys?
Welcome back.

 

[Boxlicker101]

How cool, you have personal trolls. Are you pissing them off or just feeding them?

With trolls, pissing them off IS feeding them. Or, at least, nourishing them.

 

[Blackie Malone]

With trolls, pissing them off IS feeding them. Or, at least, nourishing them.

Quite true....I feed them cookies laced with arsenic. Keeps the place clean.

 

[Rhys]

How cool, you have personal trolls. Are you pissing them off or just feeding them?

I exist, therefore they are pissed off. I don't have to do much of anything.

 

[Rhys]

Quite true....I feed them cookies laced with arsenic. Keeps the place clean.

Yeah but the stench of dead troll is overpowering

 

[Blackie Malone]

Yeah but the stench of dead troll is overpowering

Sorry, I'll get the flamethrower and clean up.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I exist, therefore they are pissed off. I don't have to do much of anything.

It's a gift. Good to see you around, Rhys.

Yeah but the stench of dead troll is overpowering

And the smell of live ones isn't?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Rhys]

Sorry, I'll get the flamethrower and clean up.

Putrified, Burning troll, even worse.

*wrinkles nose, disdainfully*

 

[Blackie Malone]

Putrified, Burning troll, even worse.

*wrinkles nose, disdainfully*

Gawd damnit, then what? Acid?

 

[Rhys]

今日は! お元気ですか。

Just in case you don't have Japanese script enabled, "Hello! How are you doing?"

I don't suppose you would drag Carson in here kicking and screaming, would you? That would be fun to watch.

And would you like me to slay your trolls? I mean, after they eviscerate me, I won't feel a thing, eh?

I've afraid I can't drag Carson any where. But, I can promise him certain things...like sexual favours...or to continue to work on a certain story...which is just about the same thing...

 

[Boxlicker101]

gagging and eyes watering from stench of burning troll

Why don't you try burying them with quicklime?

 

[Rhys]

Gawd damnit, then what? Acid?

Acid baths work. But, then the by product is heat, so, we are back to the smell.

How about a portable hole? Stuff 'em in and zip 'em up. Gone!

If all else fails, let them be some other dimension's problem.

 

[Rhys]

gagging and eyes watering from stench of burning troll

Why don't you try burying them with quicklime?

Now there's an idea!

 

[Blackie Malone]

Acid baths work. But, then the by product is heat, so, we are back to the smell.

How about a portable hole? Stuff 'em in and zip 'em up. Gone!

If all else fails, let them be some other dimension's problem.

Okay, we'll go with the hole.........and a box of those little pine tree airfresheners.


Or, we can sneak them over to the Poetry forum and laugh from behind the bushes.

 

[Rhys]

Okay, we'll go with the hole.........and a box of those little pine tree airfresheners.


Or, we can sneak them over to the Poetry forum and laugh from behind the bushes.

I was going to suggest the Playground but Poetry forum works just as well.

 

[Blackie Malone]

I was going to suggest the Playground but Poetry forum works just as well.

They can bitch about it in metres and stanzas.

 

[Rhys]

They can bitch about it in metres and stanzas.

I want a hateful haiku dedicated to me. The amusement value has no end.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm time zone challenged. The kicking and screaming always starts after I'm already in bed.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Heh. 9001 posts.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I've afraid I can't drag Carson any where. But, I can promise him certain things...like sexual favours...or to continue to work on a certain story...which is just about the same thing...