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Cause I really had nothing to report here.
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This sounds like every local newscast in Los Angeles.
"No news today, but we have a neato car chase to show you later..."
"No news today, but we have a neato car chase to show you later..."
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Thank you.
I'm standing outside the Mayor's Mansion. If you look closely over my right shoulder, you'll see that all the lights are out. I don't think the Mayor is home.
Back to you.....
Thank you.
I'm standing outside the Mayor's Mansion. If you look closely over my right shoulder, you'll see that all the lights are out. I don't think the Mayor is home.
Back to you.....
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Thank you Nitelight
Here, back in the studio, we have just recieved word that Delta Flight 3405 bound for London out of Atlanta left Hartsfield International Airport this morning at 7:05. The flight caught a tailwind, arrived 30 minutes early, and all passengers are said to be enjoying their trips to England.
Back to our man on the street, Nitelight.
Here, back in the studio, we have just recieved word that Delta Flight 3405 bound for London out of Atlanta left Hartsfield International Airport this morning at 7:05. The flight caught a tailwind, arrived 30 minutes early, and all passengers are said to be enjoying their trips to England.
Back to our man on the street, Nitelight.
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We have dispatched our best reporters to cover the breaking Pepin story, but first, here's Ksss with the weather.....
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Thank you Tony_gam
Scientist today released a report concerning the military, coffee, Tickle Me Elmo Dolls and cancer. We have no idea what it says, but when WE figure it out, we'll bring YOU the latest findings.
In other news...
Scientist today released a report concerning the military, coffee, Tickle Me Elmo Dolls and cancer. We have no idea what it says, but when WE figure it out, we'll bring YOU the latest findings.
In other news...
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Bows to George Carlin
The FDA has found that saliva causes stomach cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a looonnnnggggg period of time.
The FDA has found that saliva causes stomach cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a looonnnnggggg period of time.
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This was just handed to me. George Carlin has hired an attorney. We'll have more on this story on our noon broadcast.
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Hand it back, no telling where it has been.
Hand it back, no telling where it has been.
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This just in...
Never is having a hard time telling which thread was started on which day.
Never is having a hard time telling which thread was started on which day.
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