And now for something totally tasteless. What kind ofT dictator are you?

[Azwed]

Take the test

http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

Oh god I am tony Blair.

I am going to retake the test and do it seriously this time.


http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Blair.jpg

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

 

[lovetoread]

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Mugabe.jpg

You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!

 

[just pet]

I'll see that Tony Blair and raise you two pathetics... I think we win with a pair of aces

pet

 

[Azwed]

Ok retaking it seriously this time I am


http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg

You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared

 

[cutie pie]

Another Tony Blair here.

*sigh*

I am just not having a good day.

 

[lovetoread]

OK,I redid seriously and here is what it said...

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Bush.jpg

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

 

[Guest]

 

[roxie]

I'm Tony Blair



Oh gawwwd I really need to get a life!

 

[perks]

I'm Stalin.

 

[Azwed]

I'm Stalin.

Only the third person I know of to get stalin.

Besides those listed here I know another Hitler and a Bush.

 

[heterotic]

I'm Fidel Castro, and the page is frozen.

But "By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star... but hay [sic], it's a start!"

 

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

Castro

Should have been able to guess that.

 

[Vilac]

Lovely. I'm Tony Blair also.

....time to start drinking...lol
V~

 

[Mae13]

Whee, another Saddam here *flex* I love all these silly tests!

 

[heterotic]

Hah! Lavender and I have more staying power than any of you!

 

[navarre]

I got Chairman Mao
And me a Russian?

 

[pondman]

Tony Blair Don't no any thing about him sound like a prick.

 

[Bob Peale]

Somehow...

I'm not surprised...


http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Bush.jpg

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

 

[Azwed]

Her monkey monkey

 

[Phoenyx]

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

 

[glamorilla]

I got Stalin too...I'm one of the big boys and I party while millions of people are starving...

 

[IA951]

I took the test and came out as Hitler....what do you know that about?

 

[RisiaSkye]

Castro.

Funny, I don't even *like* cigars.

 

[perks]

I got Stalin too...I'm one of the big boys and I party while millions of people are starving...

happy to be in such wonderful company<smile>