And Now For Something Totally Different...

[Guest]

Hi all!

I am feeling incredibly lazy, so am just starting this thread that is probably a rehash of some brilliant thread that has existed on the site for eons.

I have submitted a story that is VERY different from anything else I have submitted.

How many of you have "gone off the reservation" with a story and how was it received? Did some faithful readers chew you out? Do you wish you had made another id-- kind of the Garth Brooks thing-- so that readers weren't miffed?

b

for the record, i am fully recovered from my surgery and feel better now than i have for the past 10 years... i've been kicking up my heels

 

[MathGirl]

DurtGurl

Hiya, B.Keeney. Glad to hear you're back in the pink.

DirtMan and I have decided to do a series of "Really, really bad stories" to make fun of the sometimes illiterate and truly awful sex stories that are sometimes seen.

The first one was submitted about a week ago and should be up sometime this year in the humor/parody section. I didn't want my name associated with them, so I've created a new persona. DurtGurl. Attractive name, don't you think?

I may post a link, but I really don't suggest that anyone read them. They're fun to write, though. "DurtGurl" seems to be developing a personality of her own, though. That's worrisome.

MG

 

[Elle_xxoo]

Re: DurtGurl

DirtMan and I have decided to do a series of "Really, really bad stories" to make fun of the sometimes illiterate and truly awful sex stories that are sometimes seen.


MG

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: DurtGurl

Was that too much for you, dear?
MG

 

[Elle_xxoo]

I'm just confused about what it takes to fit in around here. Or anywhere for that matter. That kind of comment is what got my head bitten off in my survivor contest thread. I can't really see the difference.

 

[Ballbuster]

.....

 

[Dirt Man]

Re; Ballbuster's poem...

Some men's dicks are
Ugly, some mens cracks
Blow mud,
Just suck my tit
Or lick my clit, and call me
Elmer Phudd.

I like it. It's a bit lengthy for my tastes, but everyone to their own devices I always say.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Dirt Man]

I'm just confused about what it takes to fit in around here. Or anywhere for that matter. That kind of comment is what got my head bitten off in my survivor contest thread. I can't really see the difference.

Lighten up elle, this is an authors hangout, and such is filled with wit, sarcasm, and endless charm. Oh, and welcome to the insane assilume

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Elle_xxoo]

First I'm the only one who gets taken to task for suggesting some of the stories here are bad (and I lurked for a while before I posted that--I thought that was an acceptable thing to say. Everyone else says it.) And now after I'm upset at how upset everyone else got I'm the one who needs to lighten up?

 

[Elle_xxoo]

Sorry for hijacking the thread.

 

[MathGirl]

Get a spell checker!!!!

insane assilume

Dear Dirty,
You mispeled "assuyllumne"
Helpfully,
MG

Dear Elle,
It helps to have a thick skin around here. Everybody gets bitten occasionally.
MG

 

[NoJo]

MG, You mispeled mispled.

 

[NoJo]

Sorry for hijacking the thread.

I'm just confused about what it takes to fit in around here.

I think you've got the idea. Welcome to our sad little world!

 

[MathGirl]

$#%^%$^!!

MG, You mispeled mispled.

Sorry. Thank you very much for the correction, SubJoe.
Fuck you very kindly.
MG

 

[Pookie]

First I'm the only one who gets taken to task for suggesting some of the stories here are bad (and I lurked for a while before I posted that--I thought that was an acceptable thing to say. Everyone else says it.) And now after I'm upset at how upset everyone else got I'm the one who needs to lighten up?

See ... suggesting some of the stories here are bad is totally unacceptable here. We all know that well over 50 percent of the stories here are bad. If you had said some are horrible, then you would have been fine.

Words ... they mean something.

Welcome. And as we say in the south ... just jump in somewhere and try to hang on. I know it's stupid ... but that is what we say ... I think.


Pookie

 

[NoJo]

Ballbuster, I like your poem. Here's 1 4 U.


By gilded seas
And velvet trees
Lie lightless hopes,
Lie soundless dreams
Beneath the skies
Under dripping thighs
Sit countless ends
To mindless schemes.
Every foe and every friend shall meet again at
Rainbow's end


A special thank you to Absinthe and Dodgson

 

[Guest]

Hi all!

I am feeling incredibly lazy, so am just starting this thread that is probably a rehash of some brilliant thread that has existed on the site for eons.

I have submitted a story that is VERY different from anything else I have submitted.

How many of you have "gone off the reservation" with a story and how was it received? Did some faithful readers chew you out? Do you wish you had made another id-- kind of the Garth Brooks thing-- so that readers weren't miffed?

b

for the record, i am fully recovered from my surgery and feel better now than i have for the past 10 years... i've been kicking up my heels

sheesh o pete

you all are incorrigible...

mg, thanks for the reply...

elle, some people get their panties in a wad REALLY easily. i just don't wear panties oops, wrong thread.

now the rest of you? your honor, direct the witnesses to answer the question

b

 

[Guest]

Bridget........

Whats the name of the story I'm looking for?

Have a link?



And yeah.......nice to hear you're "feeling" better.

I remain

 

[jfinn]

Hi all!

I am feeling incredibly lazy, so am just starting this thread that is probably a rehash of some brilliant thread that has existed on the site for eons.

I have submitted a story that is VERY different from anything else I have submitted.

How many of you have "gone off the reservation" with a story and how was it received? Did some faithful readers chew you out? Do you wish you had made another id-- kind of the Garth Brooks thing-- so that readers weren't miffed?

b

for the record, i am fully recovered from my surgery and feel better now than i have for the past 10 years... i've been kicking up my heels

Hey BK,

Welcome back! Glad to hear you're all better now. We've missed you.

As for the question, well you know me, I'm all over the map with my stories so I imagine anyone who reads them knows by now to expect the unexpected. I did get a lot of flack about Setting the Wall because it didn't have a happy ending. But mostly all they said was, "I hope you got that out of your system."

It's also my lowest scoring story, but with a dark tone, sad ending and very little sex, it didn't take a genius to figure out that was going to happen. That's okay though, part of the reason I write is to have fun and try new things and I've accepted that sometimes this won't please my readers as much as it does me.

Jayne

 

[Guest]

Re: Bridget........

Whats the name of the story I'm looking for?

Have a link?



And yeah.......nice to hear you're "feeling" better.

I remain

Sandman-

No, I am not shamelessly promoting a new story- good idea though- I just submitted today and was wanting some advice as I awaited the disgusted responses.

When it is eventually posted it will be Lauren's Maturbatory Musings.

Do you see why I am experiencing some angst?

b

 

[Pookie]

Oh ... Welcome back, Bridget


Pookie

 

[karmadog]

Welcome back, bk! I'm glad you're feeling better.

To the best of my knowledge, I don't have any regular readers. But I expected my last story to do very poorly because there was very little actual sex, and it doesn't have a happy ending, among other things, but it got good comments, and it earned a very respectable score.

I think that if you write well (and you do), you can get away with a lot. Lemme know when it posts, OK?

 

[Guest]

Grinning wickedly.......

"When it is eventually posted it will be Lauren's Maturbatory Musings"

Well I for one can hardly wait.........where the hell "did" I put that baby oil anyway?

I remain,

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Bridget........

No, I am not shamelessly promoting a new story-

Hur hur

Dear SubJoe,
"Dripping thighs?"
MG

 

[Sabledrake]

I write all over the place anyway. Fantasy, horror, erotica, kids' books, superhero fiction, thrillers, grossout comedy (zombies and competitive eating contests shouldn't mix). The only concession I intend to make is to publish the kids' books under my initials and last name, rather than full name, just to distance it a step from the naughty and scary works.

I've only written one thing I'm actually painfully ashamed of (and no, it isn't the zombie story). That one, I'd happily eradicate forever, but I made the mistake of letting it get out there when I was young and foolish. If anything ever comes back to haunt me one day, it'll be that damnable Scooby Doo smutfic. ::shudder::

But if I ever write a sappy bodice ripper, I may use a pseudonym. Just because it almost seems like you've _got_ to have something like Lace Chantilly or Gabrielle Devereaux or Serenity Townshend on the cover. It's just the way it works!

Sabledrake