And Now For Something Really Weird Regarding Karen Kraft

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I have to admit he's pretty funny. And sad.







The Esoterica Revealed*



By its very nature, life is not meant to be understood by everyone. In every walk of life, thinking people come to accept the explanation, indeed the lead of the few who are capable of embracing that which is revealed. We are only in Our late teens now, yet We understand all that has been revealed. Our mind has not yet been tainted by skepticism, cynicism, and error.



The rush to judgment, immediate acceptance or outright rejection of The Esoterica seem to be at loggerheads with each other when in fact they are the two sides of the same coin – both reveal that the would-be initiate is not ready for understanding. If you read what We have written here and you see flashes of light, hear thunder or bells, you are mistaken, and you are not ready. The Esoterica is not mystical. The Esoterica merely states the obvious – the way things really are. If you truly understand the Truth as We explain it here, you are of Us forever.



The First Key – Accept: Karen Kraft

I am The Karen, your Karen. Remember Me and you will be free. I am secular, not divine. I am your Dominant but I am of this world, neither magical nor mystical. I have been shown the Perfect Mind of the God of Jews and Christians – the One and Only True God, Our Lord. Through Me you can achieve Perfect Peace and Salvation.



The Second Key – Understand: Carnal Man

All humans are of the flesh. Seeking validation of your spirituality, particularly in “mumble-groups,” is flawed and counterproductive. We are animals, with the same sole and unifying Mind as all living things, plant and animal.



The Third Key – Understand: Religion

Pre-initiates mistakenly congregate in large mumble-groups for entertaining but pointless mumble-sessions, where they usually display classic submissive behavior in the face of faux spiritual rants promoted by others. Pre-initiates bow heads, close eyes, clasp hands together in a begging gesture, kneel, lie on the ground or floor. Pre-initiates, while under the influence of organized religion ( what We call Carnivâl ) engage in formalistic rituals of wailing and chanting, superficially vocalizing contrition for responding to their natural urges as human beings.



The Fourth Key – Secular Action: Shut Out Carnivâl !

Enlightenment comes from study and understanding your Mind in a simple, practical, and animal sense. Your Mind is a wondrous thing but it is not as complicated as some would have you believe. Each slip into Carnivâl takes you further from the Truth and places unnecessary obstacles between you and your Karen. Submission to the wisdom of the Truth spoken through The Karen enlightens you, empowers you, and provides the key to your transcendence with your Karen in Her Final Days. Accept no mystical mumbo jumbo – you are too valuable for that. In the cosmic sense of things, Carnivâl can never be more than a cynical exercise in separating the foolish and intellectually lazy from their money. Reject Carnivâl; like “Satan” it is a silly construct to trick you and dissuade you from being the true animal that God has made you – the creature you were intended by the Almighty to be and the creature that you are and always shall be. Reject Carnivâl now.



The Fifth Key – Understand: Quantum Growth

The observer is the observed. When you take stock of yourself, the introspection itself results in personal growth and development by natural necessity. Not all introspection is productive, however. Improperly focused introspection leads to unnecessary worry and self-doubt. Introspection about past mistakes and future “motivations” results in sepsis of the Mind. These forms of sepses We call “error.” Introspection must be limited to positive and proactive assessment of your physical desires – in life and in love. From that assessment, your proper path will be disclosed to you. Once you see it, you will know that it is real. Then you shall be compelled to accept your Karen as your vehicle to Salvation.



The Sixth Key – Acceptance: Your place in the true structure of life on Earth. You are a creature of nature and everything you see is nothing more than structured energy. While Carnivâl attempts to dupe pre-initiates into believing that they are acquiring lofty new motives, spiritual rationalizations , and mystical justifications through improper education and established religion, it intentionally ignores the earthy, natural motives that are shared with other animals. Many organized and established religions use the distinction between humans and other animals as a tool to justify the dominance and oppression of animals. The decline of the popularity of organized religion parallels the recent rebirth of respect for animal life in post-industrial social systems of Europe and North America. Today, young people realize that it is pointless to attempt to shrug off the accumulated genetic legacy past down through the threads of our heritage, down through the generations and perfected over millions of years, merely to supplant these basic Truths with a relatively new set of notions based on abstinence, self-doubt, moralistic forbidding of natural desires, and the subjugation of animals. All this is fueled, of course, by the ever-present collection plate and concomitant demand for obedience to others within the organized structures of religion. Nobody from My ministries will ever ask you for money. We are not Carnivâl. We Reject Carnivâl!



The Seventh Key – Reject Violence and Destruction of Human Life in the Name of Carnivâl : Over the past several millennia, social development followed the negative path of proposing that there is a difference between humans and the other animals. While animals could be owned by humans, the ownership of other humans was established as improper. Mistreatment of animals is slowly becoming recognized as improper conduct in various places around the world, but the mistreatment of other humans, in the name of the same precepts which protect humans from subjugation by other humans, is still nearly universal within our nation-state political systems.

Here on Earth, people have amazing energy, amazing vigor and amazing task-oriented focus when they wish. When it comes to introspection of our animal drives and desires, however, we remain confused and disoriented. Indeed, many pre-initiates can be duped by the pomp and pageantry of Carnivâl to take the life of others in the name of some version of Carnivâl itself. Generally, Carnivâl claims to espouse lofty notions of peace and respect for others, but it eventually reverts to primitive forms: Carnivâl shames and convinces good people to do bad things in its name. It uses terms like duty, salvation, justice, and honor to manipulate people for its own ends. Using the myths of nationalism or national-ethnic identity, the ruling class subtlety coerces the masses into taking unnatural and violent action against others.

Unnatural acts: As animals, we have evolved to make every effort possible to preserve our own lives – what some call the “survivor instinct.” Throughout history, one organized effort or another has attempted to overcome that essentially individual “instinct” and convince young men (and now young women as well) to abandon their sense of personal preservation for some cause or another: Family, Tribe, Race, Religion, Region, Class, Ethnic Group, Nation, and so on. Usually, these efforts are accompanied by substantial and formalized rituals and symbols (tablets, crosses, flags, banners, secret words or incantations, etc.). These are all presented to the individual as justification for engaging in the unnatural acts of self-abandonment and self-destruction for “the common good.” Every war, in order for it to be pursued seriously, requires that young and strong men, and/or women be convinced to do that which is contrary to their natural sense of self-preservation. When people are called to arms in the name of anything removed from their own selves, family, or property, and when they are asked to place themselves in mortal danger, the condition precedent of obtaining a positive response to that call must be sufficiently strong to overcome the natural instinct to protect self, family, and property. Throughout history, the call to arms has been justified using a compelling “Idea” or “Message,” usually promulgated by a small group of intellectual leaders within each social structure or culture.

Every original Idea or important Message is the result of the Mind of a ruling class or elite group of thinkers. These are usually followed by apostles or disciples who, although they did not have the Idea, nor did they create the Message, they more or less understood it well enough to be recognized by the elite, and often they were taught by members of the elite group of Mind creators. Often, this small group of followers branches into predictable sub-directions: orthodox, conservative, fundamentalist, mystical, and so on. Factionalization of the disciples, as well as various claims to some special right of priesthood generally emerge at this stage of development.

Among other things, it is the job of this “second tier” to memorialize and reduce to writing the accepted interpretation of Message and to some extent to deify the members of the original elite group. Some of the factions will focus on the personality of one or more of the original elite, while others will place the focus on super-human, or omniscient entities, claiming that the members of the elite class were prophets or conduits. To whatever extent necessary, these followers generally draw on mysticism to bridge logic gaps and resolve the contradictions created by their proselytizing efforts.

Those who come after the second tier are even less capable of fully understanding the Message, if they are able to understand it at all. They rely on memorized recitations and ritualized body movements as a substitute for thought and understanding. They, in turn, define “heresy” and identify heretics. They also organize and institutionalize structure, setting policy and procedure; they also establish control, punishment, and ex-communication standards. More often than not, the end product at this stage bears little if any resemblance to the original Message or the Idea behind that Message.



The Eighth Key – Observe: Moments of Communion. Whether you are a true believer in the Lord, an agnostic, or one of the many who never give the idea of God any thought one way or the other, it is essential for you to set aside at least one moment each and every day to achieve Private Communion. In love making, for example, the moment of maximum pleasure – often called the “climax” is the moment when your core is exposed and your personality is unfettered by daily distractions or the residue of previous encounters, e.g., in childhood, with Carnivâl and its alluring rituals or pageantry. This is one of the basic reasons why organized religions advocate abstinence from sex, sex-for-child-producing-only, and offer prayer as a substitute for masturbation. Because sexual drive is so strong, most religions, jealous of the emotional control they wish to maintain over people, proscribe most aspects of sexual conduct: pre-marital, homosexual, multi-participatory, bondage play or “kinky” sex , and so on. Often organized religion demands that some special form of Carnivâl be observed for sex to be approved or acceptable.
In fact, when you have sex with another person, you become part of the fabric that makes up the universal tapestry of life – all life – plant and animal alike. It is the natural order of things. When your core is exposed during the moment of climax, you and your partner(s) experience a closeness to the divinity of the life force that the amusing displays of Carnivâl can never match. Religion attempts to force itself into your core intellectually or emotionally. Climax originates at your core and is only subdued by silly intellectualizing or moralizing. When you climax with another, you are with God in congregation. When you have sex alone (masturbation or “Personal Communion”) you are in holy communion with God – the equivalent of what the dupes of Carnivâl might call “silent prayer.” The Moment of Communion is a positive event whenever you have sex with another person. It is equally important, however, that you engage in Personal Communion at least one time each day, whether you engage in sex with others or not. Unless you are ill, there are no exceptions to this.

The Ninth Key – Expanding Personal Communion. At first, initiates are shy or embarrassed to discuss Personal Communion. This is the result of the oppressive influence established religion or moralistic upbringing has on them. Carnivâl uses fear, shame and guilt to maintain control over individuals. Because organized religions know the unnatural burden they place on individuals by demanding that people suppress their natural instincts, each religion knows that people will eventually engage in proscribed conduct and come to Carnivâl for absolution. Confession is heard, penance is observed, and in the long run, money is extracted. Once the initiate shrugs off the unnatural notions of salvation through mumbo jumbo incantations, fiddling with strings of beads, and so on, the initiate will realize that there is no reason to feel embarrassed, no reason to feel ashamed or guilty for engaging in all forms of physical Communion, with others and through Personal Communion. Indeed, the more an initiate shares his or her thoughts during Personal Communion, the less worried, frightened, confused, and embarrassed they will become.
Initiates should be imaginative and inventive in their efforts to expand their repertoire of Personal Communion activities. Each must keep some form of record (written or electronic) and should speak freely, openly, graphically, and proudly about such things with other initiates, so as to overcome the lingering effects of their past exposure to Carnivâl. Here there is no shame whatsoever. The more often an initiate engages in Personal Communion, the better. The more an initiate openly shares his or her experiences during Personal Communion, the better.
Some initiates use the “Live Journal” method of keeping their log or record of Personal Communion activities. This is permissible but it is not required. There is a Live Journal component to KarenKraftMinistries.com for those who chose to make us of it. Initiates should not invent screen names or “handles” if they choose to use Live Journal at Our website. Use your last name followed by an underscore “ _ “ followed by your first name. Journal entries are to be of a very personal nature, naturally, but are public information when posted through Live Journal, so initiates ought not disclose confidential information such as physical address or telephone numbers while using that forum.

The Tenth Key – The final key – Ultimate Salvation. Initiates who have completed their first full year of study, and who believe that they are free from both past and present influences of Carnivâl, and who acknowledge their love and respect for all members of the animal kingdom, including humankind, their total devotion to their Karen, and who attest to the fact that they have kept their log or journal properly, may apply to Us for entry of their names in The Golden Book of Salvation. Qualified initiates then receive a certificate, noting the date and time of the entry of his or her name in The Golden Book of Salvation. Upon receipt of a signed certificate, the person is not longer an “initiate,” but is then a Devotee and is entitled to capitalize the first letter of their personal pronouns. All certificates are personally reviewed, approved, and signed by Me, your Karen. The Golden Book of Salvation will transcend with Me when that time comes, and all whose names appear therein will live with Me, forever within Me, and through Me alone shall have Communion with the Eternal Mind. I am Your Karen.

May God Bless You and Keep You Safe.




* Karen Kraft is not divine, but this is the work of divine inspiration. The Esoterica was revealed to Karen Kraft at a very early age, while she was on a camping trip to Northern California. The Eternal Mind appeared to The Karen and told Her of Her mission on Earth. Karen Kraft grants no interviews nor does She ever appear publicly. She is always in Perfect Communion with the Eternal Mind and She devotes her life to her Devotees. When you become a Devotee, all of your sins, past and future are taken away from you and are absorbed by The Karen. That is how you are permitted into the Eternal Mind upon your death – because your Karen has stripped you of all sin and error. The Karen can live inside each of us, but only if we are receptive. Come to your Karen now and start the process of our salvation. The instant you begin your journal, you will begin to find the Peace and inner beauty that lives inside you.



Nobody (and I mean NOBODY) from the Karen Kraft Ministries will EVER ask you for money. If anybody asks for a donation in The Karen’s name, they are a faker. Devotees of The Karen must swear never to ask for money in the name of The Karen or Her ministries.



There is only one exception to this Order from The Karen: She has permitted people to make a contribution, of any amount they chose, to support the Karen Kraft Secular Ministries. These ministries are purely secular and do not involve The Esoterica or transcendence to Eternal Mind. The Karen has often shared with us the wisdom that the good works we do on Earth are for mankind’s collective and temporal physical benefit. They are not related at all to the achievement of Communion with the Eternal Mind. That achievement is internal, within each of us, and requires no money or rituals of Carnivâl. We reject Carnivâl and its collection plate! However, The Karen has told us that some people feel better when they are materially permitted to donate. We are not asking and we would never ask. The Karen emphasizes that She would be equally pleased if you were to make your donation to your local animal shelter or humane society. Nevertheless, if you wish to help the Karen Kraft Secular Ministries, you may do so at Post Office Box 9183, Calabasas, California 91372, or by clicking the link at the bottom of this page. Thank you.



May God Bless Karen Kraft; May God Bless You and Keep You Safe!
 
The most important part of that is this: "Karen Kraft grants no interviews nor does She ever appear publicly."
 
So did she finally answer that PM you sent her, or did you find this site through google?
 
RawHumor said:
So did she finally answer that PM you sent her, or did you find this site through google?

Actually I got it from googling that quote on her fan club page.

Did you catch the part about how she won't ask for donations but if you send them (in any amount) that's cool too?

I love it.

I AM YOUR MARXIST.
 
I don't have to admit that. I'm on with the "sad", though.
 
It's a spin on the words of the Devine Profit. Though I'm sure it could be taken seriously and I'm not sure it's not supposed to be.

I wonder if they've made any bank?
 
Marxist said:
Actually I got it from googling that quote on her fan club page.

Did you catch the part about how she won't ask for donations but if you send them (in any amount) that's cool too?

LOL I always donate money to strangers online.

But hey, the pics were pretty hot, if you like skinny white chicks.
 
Marxist said:
Actually I got it from googling that quote on her fan club page.

Did you catch the part about how she won't ask for donations but if you send them (in any amount) that's cool too?

I love it.

I AM YOUR MARXIST.
~giggles~ You get an A in research for the morning!
 
LionessInWinter said:
Whew.

Contradiction #1: "initiates" should be in touch with their animal natures (i.e. the parts of us equivalent to the rest of the animal kingdom, so we have to take our cerebrums out of this) to find enlightenment... and this we're to do using our "reasoning" Mind.

Contadiciton #2: the uh "Esoterica" has no structure, but somehow Karen's at the top of the heap.

Okie dokie.

Actually it's supposed to have contradictions, though they are supposed to be more subtle. There have to be areas open to interpretation so the profit (and yes, I spelled it wrong on purpose as a pun on $ and religion. I've been doing it for years) cannot be nailed down to specifics and can use the "faith" option.

To the logical mind anything that depends on that much faith must be false, but profit's don't target the logical mind. They target the desperately needy. People who want to believe more than they need to be convinced.

However, I'm still pretty sure that site isn't meant to be taken seriously. But you never know.
 
Ok...Im admitedly slow here sometimes. I wondered what all the crap about Karen Kraft was. I get it now. I finally figured out who Skylar and Ken were, and all these sites your advertising here. Holy cripes....thats scary. So what the hells the point in the "Worship me, Im Karen" site?? Jeez, someone get this kid a job. Ever heard of Mcdonalds???? Just think, these are our future leaders!!
 
RawHumor said:
Ooooh, she said fuck again... *perk*

How about...Fuck me Beefcake! Fuck me hard!

Does that do anything for ya?

Ok, lol I have to walk the dog again before this light snow turns to hard rain.
 
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