And Now For Something Completely Different

[Bamagan]

When trying to say 'corn pone' lately, I've been saying 'cone porn' instead, about 67% of the time (based on an admittedly small sample of three attempts).
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[TheLobster]

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[SimonDoom]

Some people see a traffic safety feature. Others see a group sex story idea.

 

[Bamagan]

Some people see a traffic safety feature. Others see a group sex story idea.

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"Baby, if I put one of these in my butt, do you think people will stop parking there?"

 

[Britva415]

"Baby, if I put one of these in my butt, do you think people will stop parking there?"

Good one!

I’m struggling to imagine a situation in which I’d be saying “corn pone” out loud.

Good safeword candidate

 

[Areala-chan]

I’m struggling to imagine a situation in which I’d be saying “corn pone” out loud.

Be in the rural Midwestern US and attend an outdoor party in the summer. You'll get your corn poned for certain.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And now I can't stop hearing the song of Jubilation T. Coneporn! Bamn You, Damagan!

(And all this after such sweet thoughts of last night's Beaver Moon . . .)

 

[Britva415]

John Barleycorn?

 

[MadeleineSinha]

John Barleycorn?

Pub up the road from me

 

[VallesMarineris]

When trying to say 'corn pone' lately, I've been saying 'cone porn' instead, about 67% of the time (based on an admittedly small sample of three attempts).

I immediately imagined a pornographic fanfiction story about the SNL Conehead family:

 

[MrStill]

To this Australian this is all completely incomprehensible. I guess at last the tables are turned...