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Abritishguy

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So I’m writing this after a couple of glasses of red wine, so please forgive the occasional typo, overinflated ego and lack of self awareness.

I’m a late 30s (45) year old married white guy with a love of bdsm and in particular d/s relationships. I’ve had a few online relationships (through another website) over the years and I’d really like to find a new sub.

Here’s the thing. I think at this point In the ad I’m supposed to write about my insistence on strict obedience, complete surrender and total submission. I should describe my sex dungeon complete with an array of toys and whips manufactured from a range of wine clean yet sensuous fabrics. I should probably also mention my range of dark suits that I wear to my demanding executive job and that when I come home you will be waiting in a kneeling position, ready to pleasure my enormous schlong and worship my well defined six pack. You will be a recent graduate of English Literature obviously.

But do you know what? I can’t be bothered. I’m a normal guy with an interest in a bit of fun domination every now and then. I’m looking for a normal woman who has a normal life. A woman I can get to know and chat with and, when the mood takes us both, partake in some d/s type shenanigans with. I want someone to share my day with - the good and the bad - and vice verser.

I’m sure there are doms out there who live the life all day every day but I’m not one of them. I have a real life with real demands on my time like everyone else. So if you are looking for a Christian Grey type then I guess I’m not your guy. However, if you are looking for a normal guy with which to have some naughty fun with every now and then, please get in touch. I promise not to lock you in my sex cave.

I’m going to send this before I get on my private jet to return to my castle.

Or I might just finish the bottle of red instead.
 
:D

I'm not your gal but I definitely laughed too much at this.

Enjoy your wine (I'm a little jealous for sure) and good luck in your quest.

Thank you very much. I’m sure I have another bottle or two in the cellars if you change your mind.

I’ll even have the butler clean the sex cave for you.
 
Thank you very much. I’m sure I have another bottle or two in the cellars if you change your mind.

I’ll even have the butler clean the sex cave for you.

Will the butler be involved? It might be either a deal breaker or sweeten the pot to some, after all!
 
I'm sad that you're married ... because other than that, I like this ad a great deal.
 
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