And just how many women do you know named Jim???

[JazzManJim]

This one always gets me. Once in a while I'll get feeback on my one story, or an unsolicited PM and the person asks me if I'm male or female.

Helllllooooo? The name "Jim" is pretty much right there, as well as the word "Man". What part of those isn't really, really obvious?!?

 

[glamorilla]

between you and me big guy i know a few who qualify...

 

[Tyrael]

Maybe they are trying to repress the feelings they get reading that story by trying to pretend your really a woman.

 

[seXieleXie]

wait.. you mean... you're... you're


.....


oh shit

 

[JazzManJim]

between you and me big guy i know a few who qualify...

Okay, I don't *even* want to know!

Tyr...that's just wrong. Sick and wrong. Bad, sick and wrong! <shudders>. It wasn't even really an erotic story!

 

[Private Vasquez]

at least six..

there's Jimqueesha, Jiminna, Jimini (pronounced Gemini), Jim'tarsha, Jimarra, and Jimbo (her dad wanted a son)

...there might be more

 

[Sillyman]

Maybe they misread it as JasmineDjinn or something like that...

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Hummmmmmmmm.......

.......maybe we aren't sure, Jamie!!

Rhumb

 

[J.B.]

Maybe....

they thought you were looking for a guy named Jim....
Sorry all could think of. here really are some special people out there
JB

 

[Bigdog]

JazzManJim

I know where you are coming from. You can probably guess what kind of PM's my name generates.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: JazzManJim

I know where you are coming from. You can probably guess what kind of PM's my name generates.

So...are you a, you know, woman?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

wait.. you mean... you're... you're


.....


oh shit

oh no jim had a sex change and turned into a man sniffle sniffle

 

[JazzManJim]

Yeah, that's right, I have a penis!

It's a big ol' purple-headed, thick monster serpent of love! It can ring your doorbell while I'm still in the car!

I have testicles, too. They're the size of oranges!

Adore me! I have testes!

 

[Bigdog]

Re: Re: JazzManJim

So...are you a, you know, woman?

No.

At least you didn't ask if I was a bitch.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

Yeah, that's right, I have a penis!

It's a big ol' purple-headed, thick monster serpent of love! It can ring your doorbell while I'm still in the car!

I have testicles, too. They're the size of oranges!

Adore me! I have testes!

dont think we heard you, only the size of oranges? cmon be a man grapefuits sounds way better, cause oranges are small and dented at times j/k i got all this energy.

 

[JazzManJim]

dont think we heard you, only the size of oranges? cmon be a man grapefuits sounds way better, cause oranges are small and dented at times j/k i got all this energy.

More than a mouthful is a waste, or so they say.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

More than a mouthful is a waste, or so they say.

ahhh, hehe okay you win this time.

 

[JazzManJim]

ahhh, hehe okay you win this time.

I always do, in the end, cutie.

 

[sigh]

This one always gets me. Once in a while I'll get feeback on my one story, or an unsolicited PM and the person asks me if I'm male or female.

Helllllooooo? The name "Jim" is pretty much right there, as well as the word "Man". What part of those isn't really, really obvious?!?

Maybe it's the "jazz" part that has them confused? Or maybe it's your sexy feminine av. That beard just screams "hot woman" to me.