and introducing....

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Welcome and bend over because whippings are being issued!

 

[Isolde]

*crooks finger at Slacking*

Bring your cute butt over here, sweetie, and lets get some 'activities' started.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Better do as she says, buddy. She's got that funny gleam in her eye!

Oh, I can't look!

Looks anyway

 

[Merelan]

But it's like a fatal accident. You have to look...

Oh my. not quite like that is it? Look at how she uses her tongue. Is that natural?

 

[Isolde]

Merelan I like to think of myself as all natural.

It does seem as if I have scared away my prospective prey...ummm...I mean date.

 

[Slacking at work....]

It would take a lot more than that to scare me off....my job has the audacity to interfere with my web browsing.

 

[Merelan]

Job? I once had a job, now, where did I leave it....

 

[Slacking at work....]

If you find it, let me know and I'll drop mine off to keep it company.

 

[indyweasel]

Jobs suck..

But Isolde sucks better..

*runs before Isolde sees this.. *

 

[Merelan]

Why should she run? You gave her a compliment.
My job, gack. You don't want it, trust me. You don't even want your job to associate with it.
Imagine pretty "Barbie" ladies squirting smelly things at you and smiling 24/7. Shudders. I know, don't like it quit. But I made a deal with a friend in the management staff. It is only very part time and it helps the shop. Yep, they are using me to help set up a new management style. So for now will tolerate it. Besides where the hell else will I find a part time job that pays $10 an hour? No comments please.
Okay, so I run to the shower everytime I leave there.

Have you tried our new fragrance line?

 

[indyweasel]

Merelan, let me know when you come home form work next time, I'd be happy to help you wash all of that stuff off.

 

[Merelan]

God, to have someone wash me... to simply stand there and let the hot water stream over me, while someone moves me and cares for me.
I have got to get better timing around here.