And in other news:

[Bidin~Time]

A routine traffic stop, here locally, turned drug bust when the K-9 officer indicated a positive response for illegal drugs. The driver in question was found to have 54k$ in cash and 7 pounds of pot in the car. If you have that sort of crap in your car, why oh why would you be traveling 21 MPH over the speed limit? smh

 

[PayDay]

Come To See The Ninja Threads Inherent In The System

 

[pointless]

because you were in hurry to get it out of your fucking car?

and i just feel bad for that poor, innocent pot. poor pot. who will smoke you now? corrupt cops? you deserved better.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Come To See The Ninja Threads Inherent In The System

<confuzzled smile>

because you were in hurry to get it out of your fucking car?

and i just feel bad for that poor, innocent pot. poor pot. who will smoke you now? corrupt cops? you deserved better.

It did give me a sad, and i haven't been around pot in 20 yrs.

 

[CandiCame]

One time an idiot friend of mine literally called the cops on my car full of weed. Not because she was trying to get me in trouble, but because she was an idiot. She locked the keys in the car and then called the cops. Fortunately, cops don't do helpful things like serve the public anymore, so they refused to help her. But Jesus Christ that level of stupidity.

 

[PayDay]

One time an idiot friend of mine literally called the cops on my car full of weed. Not because she was trying to get me in trouble, but because she was an idiot. She locked the keys in the car and then called the cops. Fortunately, cops don't do helpful things like serve the public anymore, so they refused to help her. But Jesus Christ that level of stupidity.

Way to ruin the thread---^

 

[oggbashan]

New regulation of porn videos in the UK - don't spank!

From The Telegraph:

There are infinite discussions to be had about the utterly bizarre, and in places, draconian changes made to the UK porn laws yesterday.

The new rules were brought in after the Department for Culture, Media and Sport decided that the laws relating to DVDs and online paid-for video porn were inconsistent and that those under the age of 18, might be able to access 'inappropriate' content.

So, as of now, paid-for porn watched online will have to comply with the Authority for Television On Demand (ATVOD) rules, while DVDs fall under the British Board of Film Censors guidelines. On the banned list, among others, are urolagnia (watersports), penetration with the entire hand or with extremely large dildos, spanking, facesitting, strangulation, humiliation, role playing where one party pretends to be underage.

Full editorial here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/se...ing-is-bonkers-and-downright-frightening.html

Facesitting illegal? Female ejaculation illegal? Use of power tools illegal? Does that mean rabbits?

Fortunately for me as a Brit-based author of smut - the regulations only apply to videos.

 

[CandiCame]

Way to ruin the thread---^

See, she was under the impression that the cops would pick the car lock, as they used to do in days gone by.

 

[PayDay]

See, she was under the impression that the cops would pick the car lock, as they used to do in days gone by.

Post some more rape jokes bro!--^

 

[PayDay]

From The Telegraph:

There are infinite discussions to be had about the utterly bizarre, and in places, draconian changes made to the UK porn laws yesterday.

The new rules were brought in after the Department for Culture, Media and Sport decided that the laws relating to DVDs and online paid-for video porn were inconsistent and that those under the age of 18, might be able to access 'inappropriate' content.

So, as of now, paid-for porn watched online will have to comply with the Authority for Television On Demand (ATVOD) rules, while DVDs fall under the British Board of Film Censors guidelines. On the banned list, among others, are urolagnia (watersports), penetration with the entire hand or with extremely large dildos, spanking, facesitting, strangulation, humiliation, role playing where one party pretends to be underage.

Full editorial here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/se...ing-is-bonkers-and-downright-frightening.html

Facesitting illegal? Female ejaculation illegal? Use of power tools illegal? Does that mean rabbits?

Fortunately for me as a Brit-based author of smut - the regulations only apply to videos.

Well if they ban Internet smut writing in Britain, we'll take you here.

 

[oggbashan]

Well if they ban Internet smut writing in Britain, we'll take you here.

I'll just have to route my smut through a friendly server in Macao.

 

[CandiCame]

Post some more rape jokes bro!--^

Marge: Why'd you get kicked out of camp?
Bart: Glued my teacher's buttcheeks together
Marge: How'd you even get access to his butt cheeks?
Bart: I'm not the only one who got kicked outta camp.

 

[cjh]

I'll just have to route my smut through a friendly server in Macao.

This made me smile.

Who knew that hacker was also on your list of skills and experiences?

 

[oggbashan]

This made me smile.

Who knew that hacker was also on your list of skills and experiences?

I started on computers in 1963 and was being still being paid for my professional expertise in the late 1990s.

 

[Ishmael]

A routine traffic stop, here locally, turned drug bust when the K-9 officer indicated a positive response for illegal drugs. The driver in question was found to have 54k$ in cash and 7 pounds of pot in the car. If you have that sort of crap in your car, why oh why would you be traveling 21 MPH over the speed limit? smh

A highly developed masochistic streak might be the cause. An alternative to terminal stupidity.

Ishmael

 

[Jennifer]

Fuck. That was my Christmas pot. Now everyone gets gift cards.

 

[Bidin~Time]

And in local LIT news, another feud seems to have erupted, and I am, yet again, out of the loop.

 

[Bidin~Time]

A highly developed masochistic streak might be the cause. An alternative to terminal stupidity.

Ishmael

Who runs around with 7 pounds of pot? Even a masochist wouldn't be that stupid, would they?

Fuck. That was my Christmas pot. Now everyone gets gift cards.

I'm sorry jen. All I can offer is the contents of the mad money canister. I haven't been mad in a while so it won't be a total loss.

 

[parodyluvr75]

And in local LIT news, another feud seems to have erupted, and I am, yet again, out of the loop.

Someone is always pissed at someone else for something, I'm sure you didn't miss much.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Someone is always pissed at someone else for something, I'm sure you didn't miss much.

I bet someone called some other someone a poopyhead.

 

[Jennifer]

Who runs around with 7 pounds of pot? Even a masochist wouldn't be that stupid, would they?



I'm sorry jen. All I can offer is the contents of the mad money canister. I haven't been mad in a while so it won't be a total loss.

Thanks. You're a peach!

 

[PayDay]

This made me smile.

Who knew that hacker was also on your list of skills and experiences?

Yeah, it got me too.

 

[PayDay]

Someone is always pissed at someone else for something, I'm sure you didn't miss much.

You would think so.

 

[Ishmael]

Who runs around with 7 pounds of pot? Even a masochist wouldn't be that stupid, would they?

A real masochist would have had some xtal meth too.

Ishmael

 

[PayDay]

Marge: Why'd you get kicked out of camp?
Bart: Glued my teacher's buttcheeks together
Marge: How'd you even get access to his butt cheeks?
Bart: I'm not the only one who got kicked outta camp.

I hope you fall off of the roller coaster and break every bone in your body.