And I thought my cock was big, take a gander at his

My Cock is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
My Cock is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. my Cock.
My Cock is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
My Cock is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
My Cock is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee.
My Cock is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me.
My Cock is so big, I entered it in a big-Cock contest and it came in first, second, and third.
My Cock is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
My Cock is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
My Cock is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my Cock.
 
Pheonyx said:
My Cock is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
My Cock is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. my Cock.
My Cock is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
My Cock is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
My Cock is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee.
My Cock is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me.
My Cock is so big, I entered it in a big-Cock contest and it came in first, second, and third.
My Cock is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
My Cock is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
My Cock is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my Cock.


WHERE IS THE THEATER ?????

Excuse me ... could I get a veryyyyyy large CREAT OF POPCORN ...
LOL HOW MUCH ?????? $$$$$$$$$$$

k :D where is the bank ???
 
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Re: Look at this one ....

Morning Rain said:
OMG ....... I cant believe this one ....:confused:

Can You ? :rolleyes:

OMG - can that be real? So many images are digitally enhanced these days. But I have to say, to my untrained eye, the image looks real.

Fuck. I'd be afraid of that. I bet he actually has trouble finding willing sex partners.
 
I have a feeling that it is not real. If it is he has my sympathies. I can't imagine having sex with someone built like that.:rolleyes:
 
I'm sure Morning Rain's pic is either fake, or the guy worked a vacuum pump so hard, it dislocated his joint and sucked up one of his balls.
 
phrodeau said:
I'm sure Morning Rain's pic is either fake, or the guy worked a vacuum pump so hard, it dislocated his joint and sucked up one of his balls.

After looking VERY closely .... looking at the vein that runs up th top of it .... he would pass out from all of the blood draining from the rest of his bodie ... Just to fill that up ... :devil:
 
Girls....It IS REAL....

Morning Rain said:


After looking VERY closely .... looking at the vein that runs up th top of it .... he would pass out from all of the blood draining from the rest of his bodie ... Just to fill that up ... :devil:

I have personally seen cocks that size and bigger. Makes my 5 inches look like a toy! But, at least I don't scare off the girls when I whip mine out! :devil:
 
Re: Girls....It IS REAL....

zetacon4 said:


I have personally seen cocks that size and bigger. Makes my 5 inches look like a toy! But, at least I don't scare off the girls when I whip mine out! :devil:


Oh .... he does have to be SEX STARVED....... MYSELF ..... WOULD RUN SO FAST THE OTHER WAY ..... I wouldnt even be a memory :rolleyes:
 
Check the details carefully...

The shadow is very precisely matched to the other lighting effects on his body. Eveything is genuine. Look at the small details and texture consistency.
 
Personally,....

I think that 7 to 8 inches is the perfect size. Just right for reaching those hard to reach spots and rubbing gently on the cervix just before the girl cums. What is your take on the size preference, MR? and others? :p :kiss:
 
Re: Personally,....

zetacon4 said:
I think that 7 to 8 inches is the perfect size. Just right for reaching those hard to reach spots and rubbing gently on the cervix just before the girl cums. What is your take on the size preference, MR? and others? :p :kiss:


NOW I'M GOING TO BE VERY HONEST HERE ....... SIZE IS OF NO IMPORTANCE TO ME ..... IF I LOVE HIM....HE COULD HAVE 1 INCH AND I WOULD BE HAPPY . :kiss:

YA .... THAT CAME FROM ME ....... LOLOL :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Personally,....

Morning Rain said:



NOW I'M GOING TO BE VERY HONEST HERE ....... SIZE IS OF NO IMPORTANCE TO ME ..... IF I LOVE HIM....HE COULD HAVE 1 INCH AND I WOULD BE HAPPY . :kiss:

YA .... THAT CAME FROM ME ....... LOLOL :kiss:

I can only speak for myself, but you know how delicious it is feeling long slow, then short fast strokes from a nice large cock, filling you up so comfy. There is really such a thing as too small!
Of course, when it comes to eating pussy, a strong tongue and lips and long fingers are what count. :D :devil: :kiss:
 
Re: Personally,....

zetacon4 said:
I think that 7 to 8 inches is the perfect size. Just right for reaching those hard to reach spots and rubbing gently on the cervix just before the girl cums. What is your take on the size preference, MR? and others? :p :kiss:

hey man, there's a whole thread on that in the "how to....?" msg board, 3 pages long now i think, take a look at it
 
Re: Re: Re: Personally,....

zetacon4 said:


I can only speak for myself, but you know how delicious is feeling long slow, the short fast strokes from a nice large cock, filling you up so comfy. There is really such a thing as too small!
Of course, when it comes to eating pussy, a strong tongue and lips and long fingers are what count. :D :devil: :kiss:

z ....... I really disagree with you ....SORRY SUGAR ... But I do .
Eating out is another whole story ....
But like I said..... It's my opinion ... :kiss:
 
Hey newbie!!!

coolr said:


hey man, there's a whole thread on that in the "how to....?" msg board, 3 pages long now i think, take a look at it

Size is the name of the topic here. And read the post more closely. Each of us is simply responding with our opinions. Let's keep it friendly. Since you chose to post in this thread, please favor us with a glimse of your fine phallic tool. The ladies are waiting...:) :devil:
 
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